"Harry Potter, please report to my office."
Dumbledore's voice rang through Hogwarts's halls. Dumbledore waited patiently in his office for the young boy. Suddenly, the door slowly creaked open and Harry peeked into his office sheepishly.
"Come in Harry," Dumbledore beckoned Harry over. "I need your help, Harry."
"What is it sir?" Harry asked.
"Harry," said Dumbledore.
"Yes?"
"Harry, I'm horny."
"S-sir…"
"Harry, I need you to perform magic with my big veiny wand."
Dumbledore unleashed his almighty enormous wand from his pants.
"It's so big sir!" exclaimed Harry.
"Yes Harry. Be a good boy and help me out, Harry."
"Y-Yes sir!"
Harry went to work on Dumbledore's wand, performing with exact precision. Dumbledore felt a spell building up within his wand.
"H-HARRY!"
"Yes sir?"
"I'M GOING TO UNLEASH A SPELL!"
Finally Dumbledore screamed: "EXPECTO PATRONUSSSSSS!" and released his spell on Harry.
"Harry."
"Yes sir."
"Thank you Harry."
"Yes sir."
"I love you Harry.
"Yes sir."
Dumbledore gave Harry's hair a tousle and a pat on the back and sent Harry away with a lollipop for a job well done.