I'm not Her, just me, Simple as that

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I'm Rin Kagamine.

Not Miku Hatsune.

Not Neru Akita.

Not Luka Megurine.

Not Stacey Wright.

Not Patricia Gomez.

Not That Girl Next Door with Blonde Hair.

I can't sing very well, my dancing is a shame. I don't like talking much, so don't bother me when I'm in the back of the cafeteria sketching.

I'm not emo, so don't come up in the middle of fourth period to ask me if I am—black is not limited to Goths!

I'm not so great at spelling, so don't assume I have an IQ of negative twenty if I misspell "immediately".

I don't speak Japanese, even if I look Japanese, so don't ask me to teach you anything.

I don't like Hollister, so don't think I'm poor if I don't buy everything from Pacsun, or Hollister, or Aeropostale.

I don't WANT my hair to look like Snooki from Jersey Shore's. So please don't say I'm any less pretty.

I don't care about your little "high school boyfriends", so don't try to set me up with someone.

I don't eat lunch because I'm not hungry, don't tell all of your friends I'm anorexic.

I don't care what "Hilary called me last night", so don't bitch about it to me and expect a grand reaction.

I don't complain about homework, it's what SCHOOL is for. So don't expect to start a conversation with me over "how gay this class is".

I don't like romance or dating, so don't think I'm a lesbian for not sleeping with every boy in school.

I don't pass notes in class, so stop trying to do so.

I don't make fun of the "fat" girls in gym, I don't care if you knock me down on the "popularity chart".

I don't know how to wear makeup and I can't walk in heels… so, please, PLEASE, stop thinking I'm any less of a girl.

I speak Spanish, so don't think you cussing me out in Spanish is any big secret.

I'm in band, home economics, and keyboarding. Don't assume I'm a smarty-pants nerd and ask me for homework help.

I hate sports, okay? So you can stop glaring at me along with the rest of the football team.

I'm a weeaboo, so don't say anything about Japan and China being the "same thing" unless you want a black eye.

I have respect for myself, so boys, grabbing my ass in second period isn't taking you anywhere but the school nurse.

I like to write in my free time, so what? I couldn't care less how much you complain about me being a nerd. Nerds for the win!

m3 n0 tlk lk3 dis, s0 dn't txt m3 lke dis 3!th3r.

No, you may not have my number just because you think we're "friends".

And no, I most certainly do NOT want to join the cheerleading team.

I'm short, yeah, but that doesn't mean I should be "uber cute".

And no, I didn't get black highlights or a brand new bump-it, so I'm nothing like those girls.

Because, I'm

Not Patricia Gomez

Not Stacey Wright

Not Luka Megurine

Not Neru Akita

Not Miku Hatsune

I'm Rin Kagamine,

And I think Rin Kagamine is pretty badass, even if you prefer "tan, busty, skinny, and with 12 inch hair". If you do, well, tough shit. Rin is Rin, and Rin isn't (NOT AIN'T) changing a damn thing.

So, fuck off.


A/N: For those lil' bitches at my school that apparently prefer Barbie over Barbara. Just replace the "short", "Japanese" and "uber cute" with "tall", "Spanish/Hispanic" and "Basketball star". XD