Luffy and Zoro: Navigation for dumbasses. Easy tips to help you get unlost.
First of all, it's very important to know the corners of the world. It's pretty easy, just remember that south is always where it's warmest, and north is always where it's coldest. East is always right and west is always left. When you're out at sea, just look at the clouds, choose one and steer your ship after it. that way you know your ship doesnt change course. This is very useful on Grandline. If you're lost in a forest, or just generally lost, just follow your instinct, it will automatically choose the right pad. If you have no instinct, try chopping down some trees with your sword. If you're lost in the desert, try walking after the sun, it never moves. If you're lost inside a very big snake, go look for the butthole. If you're lost in a city, just follow the scent of meat, it will take you to a nice place. If you're lost, ask someone for directions, and someone answer sourly or refuses to answer, pull out your sword and ask again. Hope our tips were useful. Luffy and Zoro
"Done" Zoro said. "Can we realy publish this?" Luffy asked his firstmate. "Of course we can, or do you want to be indebted to Nami for ever?" Zoro said. "No i dont" Luffy said. "Listen Luffy, i still owe Nami the money i borrowed to buy a sword in Louge Town, and you still owe her for the jacket you crashed back when Chopper joined" Zoro said. Nami walked over to the guys, she had a drink, probably from Sanji, in her hand. "Hi guys, what are you doing?" Nami asked cheerfully. "Just writing, we're gonna publish it" Zoro said. "What's it about?, can i read it?" Nami asked. "Sure it's about navigation" Luffy said and passed Nami the page full of good navigaton tips. Nami quickly read it. "Come on guys, i know you're stupid, but this is idiotic even for you, walk after the sun in a desert, Nami said. "Yes, what's wrong with that?" Luffy asked. "I had no idea, you were this stupid" Nami said and sighed. "Listen, you're not publishing this, unless you're using covernames" Nami said. "I dont want you to spoil the strawhats good rumor" "Yeah, yeah, sure whatever" Zoro said. "I will change the names now" "Now who should we use?" Zoro asked himself.
Hope our tips were useful. Coby and Helmeppo