The Signs of the Mobs

by Mr.BaconStrips

Havr you ever wondered that in the minecraft wotld. that what you were born under? Well you have no worries. this is the astrological minecraft horoscope. In this category you will find you mob birth sign have fun and read away. :)

1. The Signs of the Mobs PT I

The Signs of the Mobs..

there is a matter fact that the mobs in minecraft have a birth signs in horoscope history. when minecraft was created these creatures or mobs as you call them are born under the stars as it were in the real life world. i'm no expert at these mobs but it does make sense towards our personality...now...what i'm going to tell you are the tales under the mobs and what sign of mob you are born under. after that. i will tell you the stories on each mob...well...and the mob talker girls and the guys themselves really. feel free to comment on what birth mob you are if you like.

oh...and if you are wondering. no...these isn't a sequel or prequel to the series you read. it's more like a spinoff...and you might think i'm crazy but i will make each chapter more than 5 thousand words...i know you might be thinking "why are the chapters so damn long?"...well...what i'm really trying to do is to make a full story on a chapter based on each mob. yes it could be a love story, or a action packed thriller, or a dark scary tale...but you never know. if you have questions feel free to ask.

now there are 12 mobs and they are the hostile mobs. i'm not really sure on the peaceful mobs...but who cares right? well...some of you care i think...haha..."gulp"...eh...well...now the here are the mob signs...now i will shut my face up as i write each mob dow-

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The Skeleton. January 21st to Feb 18th

You are a skeleton. you are cunning and your arrows never miss the target. you sometimes ride a spider to catch your targets faster. also... you hat the the skeletonitself is foward thinking, communicative, people oriented, stubborn, generous and dedicated on itself...well...being dedicated to shoot there arrows. they also hate dogs

The Upsides: the skeletons are among the friendliest to the other mobs making friends almost everywhere. Skeletons are often chosen among family for there special kind because of there natural ability as undead bonny figures. they are somewhat highly intelligent and very energetic...as if they are awake all the time due to being a skeleton...they also help one another due to there skills as skeletons. they often crave alone time to reflect and think about the meditation of being dead. it is recommended to keep these being alone most of the time. while at the same time feeling to connect with something greater than themselves.

The Downsides: if the skeleton does not have alone time and time to much desired relection. they become emotionless, and even are prone to depressive interludes. the can become highly resentful if the believe that thier voice or crackling sounds are not being truly heard or valued. as if they do this anyways... Because they do self-relfect, the skeleton can become quite eccentric upon the hobbies and activities they pursue and enjoy. and they also become quite annoyed if encountered with a dog.

The Creeper. Feb 19th to March 20th

If you are born between these dates. You are the infamous creeper. you are the mobs that makes the greatest monuments in all of minecraft in which explodes when encountered in person. you are the horror of steve. the Sunlight is no danger towards the creeper and the lighting is your best element. however...the creeper itself is very kind, likeable, energetic, passionate and sensitive. the creeper is a great symbol given to this sign. primarily because creepers live in a secretive and mysterious place. creepers tend to be daydreamers often dreaming up brilliant ideas in which they are unable to facilitate themselves. they are happy even though there face shows quite sad. they are deeply caring about others and don't like to see people become unhappy. and they don't like cats for some reason.

The Upsides: Creepers are empathetic beings often feeling badly for someone whose life is not going well. they feel the need to reach out to those who are less fortunate and will often find themelves involved in the drama they hadn't intended to be. they are kind, caring beings who feel everything deeply. even though you may not know it. on the outsidel they can be creative...well...even though they are living explosives... and they can also be imaginative when they believe that they support to those that make leaps...well...by support i mean..you know...boom.

The Downsides: Because they feel everything so intensely. the creeper can often be a big worry...they have a cusrse where they can actually explode like a bomb if they have negative feelings such as hate, depression, fear...and others. they will worry that they are not worrying. this tendency to worry also leads to indecision on their part, fearing that if they make a decision that others disagree. with that they will upset someone. Creepers don't like to hurt others feelings and as such become conflicted when they do make a decision. it is recommended that you don't want to disturb this mob in anyway. or the outcome will be a big explosive problem. also...when they encounter a cat they will run away in fear. but they don't explode. so if you fear creepers then the cat is your best friend.

The Spider. March 21th to April 20th

you are fast and your jumps can reach your enemie easily. they can climb walls so you can pursue your enemie anywhere. the Sunlight returns you to a peaceful mob unless interfeared or threatened. the spider is courageous, energetic, willful, commanding, leading, and often leads when following would be the best course of action. your best friend is the skeleton. the two mobs are a great compatibility for combat and friendship. the symbol of this sgn is that the spider is a good reason. the spider is full of life and posses high energy. which makes this sign is always looking for a challenge. the simple typical spider is full of vitality. curiousity and has a sense of humour. they often excel at anything where a bit of competition is involved. whether this is of a cognitive nature or physical. the spider feels most alive when they are in control. they are often impatient and abrupt with those who they feel are not their equals and are in a leadership position. most spiders do not like being told what to do if the person in change is less talented than they are.

The Upsides: Highly energitic, and has no problem working outside during long hours on a single project...in which the single project is attempting to scare someone...but what can you expect from a spider? they often take the iniative experiance during new breakthroughs and discoveries. Spiders are thorough, painstaking, and have a knack for precise records and...others...they live hard, love hard, and play hard...beware this mob...

The Downsides: The spiders have tunnel vision when working on a project which can make them selfish. they can become impatient with those who are not similar to themselves. temperamentally and intellectually... the dedication to there doings can become stubbornness, possessiveness, and can lead to a withdrawn...and creepy crawly problem with a sulen attitude. many spider do not feel acknowleged doe their accomplishments become sarcastic and quite rude...

The Slime. April 21th to May 21st

if you are born in between these dates. you are the slime. yes...those green jelly like goo beings that live underground. the slime is rare but is one of the greatest use to players. but yet very weak unless 3 times big. also the slime itself...the slime is pleasure seeking, loves control, dependable, grounded, provokes slowly, and highly sensual in nature. although slimes are not much as a mob. but it is meant to be peaceful and is often to deliberate in their actions, relaxed, and enjoys all of the sensual pleasure that abound in this dimension. even though they are willing to work hard to obtain it. they are slow to once disturbed it can be violent...the slime takes a long time to fuly commit a relationship but once they do they are in for a long haul...mainly beacause they live underground.

The Upsides: The slime always finish what they start. even if they die it will finish when it respawns. they are sometimes thinkers and when making decisions usually make the right ones. they can be your partner with a specific mod...which can support, help, and maybe your...well..no need to go there...Slimes are generally adaptable, adjusting easily to new circumstances...especially if there is the reward of luxury, comfort, or sensual reward. this sign loves to spend time and laugh with family...as if it was humans were

The Downsides: slimes can stubborn bullish' about the ideas they've adopted, which can also make them difficult to get along with when attempting to cooperate on a project matter. the slimes need to be the leader and to be held in high esteem. if they are not, they refuse to cooperate, ofen building small ways to sabotage..in almost anyway...

The Silverfish. May 22nd to June 21st

you are the silverfish. the mob that dwells inside a stone where the monster bases are. although the silverfish can be quite dangerous. the silverfish is cerebral, chaty, loves learning and eduacation, charming and adventurous. even though they are one of the smallest mobs in the silverfish are the same shape, looks, personality. and others. silverfish are never happier than when they are sharing with someones thought and ideas with someone else. silverfish are quite curious...but curiousity is the key of this mob. the silverfish are peoples person. so if they were at a party they would be a great mob to be with.

The Upsides: Silverfish are great conversationalist, and are charming mobs, and interesting to speak with. Silverfish know a little bit about a lot of things. they have a great sense of humour and are generraly optimistic mobs. Silverfish often make their own fun. despising boredom.

The Downsides: Silverfish like to be the center of attention; always...when they percieve the situation to not be in favor...they leave it...this can include relationships, friendhips. and others you should worry a bit. because of this need to be seen as important, Silverfish will sometimes strech the truth. when they are focused only on theselves they can be largly unsympathetic and rude...which is the reason why the silverfish always have a pissy mod. and sometimes. female silverfish change partners often due to boredom.

Zombie Pigman. June 22nd to July 22nd

between these dates. you are the zombie pigman...yes those terrifying abominations in there home called the Nether. but they are guardians of there homeland. anyone who simply threatens a single pigman. then the family of pigman will attack defending there own. they may be scary mobs. but on the inside they are emotional, group oriented, seeks security, and a family mob. the pigman symbolizes this sign for a good reason. just as a single pigman carries there own sword on there back, so too, is a simple zombie pigman is all about home and family and is very dedicated and loyal to friends and family. zombie pigman often moves quite slow instead of fast. and so will the person of this sign. often. if it will avoid a fight, or achieve the goal, then moving in an alternative direction. they tend to grasp and hold tighly those things that make them happy, and never let go. they are brave, courageous, protective, all the pigman describes the best traits of al this. shy, reserved, brooding, and moody. do not serve the pigman well. but may surface if their needs are not being met.

The Upsides: Zombie Pigman have a deep, mysterious side to them so that they can also be gentle and nurturing. they have an offbeat sense of humour, often finding something humorous that oters don't. they are extremly good listeners and have a heat for the problems to others. in fact, many graviate this sign because they intuintevly know that they will understand. when you become friends with them they can be truly your frend and will not consider using someone to their own benefit. Pigman tend to be dependable and reliable. they will tel you anything you want to know about them without blinking an eye as they are drawn and sworn to honesty in others as well to themselves.

The Downsides: This sign can be quite moody, clingy, and often incredibly insecre if they feel that that they are about to lose the friendship or love of someone close to them. if the situation calls for it. they will lie if they have to. but often this dishonesty stems from a deep insecurity about being alone. sometimes...they can be hostile if it get too far...so don't get this sign on the badside. or you will be dealing with a zombie pigman with a golden deadly sword.

Blaze. July 23rd to August 22nd

now this sign is what it tells you. you are the hot tempered blaze. ever on fire, you are the keeper of the great nether fortress and you shoot fireballs when you fighting a enemie. but when you don't have troubles, you hover calmly...as for instance the blaze is sometimes generous, organized, protective, and beautiful. the blaze represents a proud, regal, relaxed and in charge. evem when it may seem outwardly that they are not. blaze signs tend to like relaxation, preferably someplace warm and comfortable...well...they are already there...in the nether that is. blazes tend to be natural leaders nd don't often do will in situations where they have to take orders from others. love is king towards a blaze. to love and be loved is a driving motivation for this sign. unlike the more superior. that need to be adored. if not and they are ignored or go unrecognized for some contribution. they will feel hurt...leading towards the hosility of the blaze. since this is a fire type mob sign. blazes are warm, bright being that use that energy around them and warmth to draw people to them.

The Upsides: Blazes tend to be honest and decent mobs, opting to do the right thing regardless of the situation. they love their own organizations so that they can find their "things". Blazes love their material things such as the blaze rod and other thing that the blaze need. and they also love luxury and want those that they love to experiance this wealth as well. blazes are sometimes generally accepting of everyone initially and make decent, lasting relationships.

The Downsides: Blazes have a great sense of self-worth which can cross the line into arrogance. blazes can tend toward extravagance if they are not satisfied with what they have. as if the blazes need more problems...Because they like to be in charge, they can often become smothering to there mates and friends, which in that case you may want to leave them alone. which the blaze also hates. Divorce and loss are devastating to this sign as they are all about community and family.

Ghast. August 23rd to Sept 22nd

you are the ghast if your born under this mob. you are the protector of the nether. thought you do not have a good resistance? wrong. you can kill 1 up to 10 players with only a fireball. you are a hostile mob that will do anything to protect your home. however...ghasts are particular, logical, pratial, sense of duty, and very critical. the ghast are like maidens that are well mannared on the surface, but underneath ther is a flurry or activity they minds are never quiet; always thinking, calculating, assesing. they love making something out of nothing. nurturing and growing small things sometimes...like the nether warts...and other...well..."plants" that grow in the nether. they tend to be extremely detail oriented mobs and particularly like producing something that is not only useful...but beautiful and skillful. so basically they are motherlike figures in the nether. the ghast don't mind being alone as long as they know that they are appreciated and needed. they are sympathetic listeners, and are ready to help out those i need. their nature is often mae them easy to take advantage of...this sign would do well to carefully consider the situation and the task before agreeing to take it on to...

CONTINUE TO PART II IF YOU DIDN'T FIND YOUR SIGN.