Razorbeard tapped his metal hand impatiently on his throne. His metal exterior was all singed, a few parts of him looking partly melted. Oh, he was not happy. Not. One. Bit.
''I'm going to kill that walking French fry'' he mumbled and grumbled, along with a few other things that couldn't be made out. He started to growl as his impatience grew. He wanted to start his revenge and start it soon. He was going to make Rayman BURN. Finally one of the henchman guarding his door came in.
''Sir, she's here'' the henchman announced.
''Good, let her in.''
The henchman left and in stepped someone wearing a large cloak, their face and other features not visible. Razorbeard perked up a little bit.
''Where have you been? My patience was growing very…thin'' he growled in a deeper voice.
''Now now, my dear, you can't rush a lady!'' she waved her index finger at him in a ''tsk tsk'' manner.
Razorbeard sunk back in his seat, starting to tantrum. ''Please get ON WITH IT?''
The mysterious woman chuckled. ''Oh but of course, you know I want revenge as bad as you do.''
''Do you? Because you know…considering who you are…''
''Oh, but you see, I have resentment now. Actually, I always have, because I've always known-''
''Hm?'' Razorbeard interrupted, ''Known…what?''
The mysterious woman made an amused ''hmph and replied, ''A secret that will help you, and me, get our revenge.''
''I already know the secret! It's Rayman's friends! Burn them, and you burn his heart.''
''That is true, but I'm talking about something a little extra…something that will absolutely destroy him.''
Razorbeard's attention was definitely fully had now. ''Oh? Do tell…that is why you are here, right? To help me. So spill.''
The cloaked woman walked up to him and whispered it into his ear. As Razorbeard listened, he lit up, an evil light bulb practically popping above his head as this very interesting and useful information was given to him.
''Are you serious?'' he was laughing now, thoroughly amused, ''Rayman's a bigger sap than I ever gave him credit for! Ahahahaha!''
He hopped down from his throne, hobbling with his peg leg to the window to gaze out at the empty sky. ''This is perfect…now I will not only burn his heart…I will destroy it.''
Oh my goooodd what am i doing? What AM I doing? What is RAZORBEARD doing? Well, you'll see soon enough, rayhards~ (did i just call rayman fans rayhards?)