New Lola's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Fan

Yoshizilla-Fan: Ever since they started airing more new episodes of The Looney Tunes Show, I've been wanting to showcase Lola Bunny from that show as a gassy, airhead blonde just like Princess Peach or Gassy Bianca from Pokemon. She may be an airhead in the show, but that's why she's lovable to some!

Bugs Bunny was reading his newspaper while Daffy was in the kitchen making toast.

"Hey Bugs, this stupid toaster is taking forever! I want my toast now!" Daffy complained, constantly looking at his watch.

Bugs rolled his eyes in annoyance. "Relax, Daffy. It'll be ready when it's ready. You can't rush toast!"

Suddenly, two toasted pieces of bread popped out of the toaster. "It's about time! I'm hungry, got dammit!" Daffy stated, almost sounding like Yosemite Sam as he picked up the two pieces of toast, spreading butter over one of them and taking a bite. "Hey Buga! What kind of bread did you buy? This tastes sour!"

Bugs slapped his forehead in regret. "Gosh darn it! I knew I shouldn't of bought that cheap Sourpuss bread made by that lizard...what was his name...Borsar?"

Daffy threw his toast into the garbage. "Whatever. Just be sure to get quality bread next time. I'm still starving and could go for some good toast!"

Then, there was a knock on the door. Bugs slowly walked to the door, wearing his morning gown and holding a mug of coffee as he opened the door, not surprised to see Lola, who was smiling in a giddy like fashion.

"Hi Bugs! Just came by to visit. Was I interrupting something? Gosh that happens a lot. Anyway, how are you doing this fine day, Bun-Bun?" Lola asked him, a smug look on her face.

Bugs simply continued to stare at Lola with a disinterested expression. "Lola, it's 8 in the morning."

Lola looked both ways in slight curiosity. "It is? That's weird. I just came by to see how you were doing. Anyway..." Lola walked into Bugs' and Daffy's house. "I wanna show you something!"

"Can't it wait?" Bugs stated, feeling tired as he took a sip from his coffee mug.

Lola gleefully lifted her left leg. "Too late!" Lola farted loudly, her dress being lifted by the powerful gas blast.

Daffy witnessed this, dropping his coffee with a shocked expression on his face.

Bugs simply wafted the air, trying to get the awful smell away. "Good grief, Lola! Of all the stupid things you've done...!"

Lola happily farted loudly again, her deep pitched toot staining her white panties a bit, making her smile rapturedly. "Better in than out!" she claimed. "Or is it the other way around? Hmm..." Lola thought for a moment as more loud poots emerged, causing the house's interior to stink.

"Darn it, Lola! Get out of my house or at least open a window for crying out loud!" Bugs complained, unable to withstand Lola's sulfur like flatulence anymore.

Lola took a whiff, taking notice of her own stench. "Hmmm...not bad. Could use more of a sourpuss fragrance, though." Lola thought to herself.

"Here. Have this, then!" Daffy claimed, holding a bag of Bowser's Sourpuss Bread. "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!"

Lola took the bread, stuffing it into her mouth with great haste, then burping loudly in Bugs' face, much to his displeasure. "Nah. I don't need toast. Cause my butt is a toaster!"

"That's it! Out!" Bugs exclaimed, pushing Lola outside as her butt continued passing out gas, which now had a more sourpuss like smell.

"Ok, bye Bun-Bun!" Lola gleefully valedicted as she went off, skipping and pooting along to her hearts content.

"Just when I thought Lola couldn't get anymore annoying." Bugs bluntly stated.

"I'll say. It makes you wish we could all go back to the Jam so we could Slam, doesn't it?" Daffy stated, plugging his nose in disgust.

"Yep." Bugs stated.

Yoshizilla-Fan: That reminds me. I gotta update that Lola farting fic. The original Space Jam one. Just give me some time to get my slam jam back on.