Moments…

A/N: Hey, this idea hit me as I was re-playing Majora's mask today. I couldn't resist making it into a fanfiction. I might make this fic into a series of one shots, god knows I have more than enough ideas…. Let's just say I have a very "unique" world view and leave it at that.

-In a misty, foggy clearing. Sad, depressing music was playing in the background.-

A boy, a girl and a horse were standing around, looking sad and … depressed. Aside from the horse, of course. Can horses go emo-depressed? Anyways, back to the story that is somewhat relevant. The boy looked remarkably like an elf in his green tunic and hat, while the young girl looked like a Barbie with that horrible pink dress. Oops, off topic again. The girl had her back to the boy and the horse. Why the horse has to be there, I know not.

"You're already leaving this land of Hyrule, aren't you?" the girl asked sadly, then turned to face the elf-kid. "Even though it was only a short time, I feel like I've known you forever. I'll never forget the days we spent together in Hyrule… And I believe in my heart that a day will come when I shall meet you again…Until that day comes, please… Take this…"

With that, the young princess Zelda held out an instrument, an ovular pipe with holes and a little thingy for blowing into. It was, obviously enough, an ocarina. And not just any old ocarina, but the ocarina of TIME!

"I am praying…I am praying that your journey be a safe one. If something should happen to you, remember this song:" with that, Zelda played out a solemn, fancy tune. Then, somehow, Link, (the elf), had the ocarina in his mouth. He promptly repeated the song.

All of the sudden, he jumped a foot in the air, and then fell a foot in the air while spitting and gasping for air. As he writhed on the ground, Zelda ran over to him.

"Link! Ohmigosh, Link, what's wrong?"

The elf, sorry, hero-to-be, struggled to gasp out his response.

"You…Put…Your…Mouth…On…That…."

"What?" the princess was utterly bewildered and getting annoyed. Her incredibly long, unnecassary, depressing speech had been interupted and ruined by this stupid, possibly mute little fairy-boy!

"C-cooties… Girl germs… I… Need… Disinfectant…."

"Oh, you know what, screw this; I have super Mario bros waiting for me on the GameCube. Take your stupid instrument and go, you slobby little brat." With that, the princess pranced into the mist.

After about a minute, the boy stood up, grinning like a jackal.

"Ha, stupid Barbie princess!" he chuckled evilly. "Hey, Epona, did you see that? How awesome am I? I just stole her incredibly-useful-ocarina-of-time-that-belonged-to-me-in-the-first-place! And she didn't even punch me in the mouth like Saria did!"

Epona offered no comment.

A/N: Well, how was it? This was what was playing through my messed up mind in that scene. I know, I have severe problems.