"Season seven of Total Drama, folks!" Chris McLean opened excitedly as the camera faded in. Judging by the building and airplane stationed far behind him, the ever-handsome host was standing in the middle of an airport and the sky above was a beautiful blue. "And this time the world is gonna be mine, sea to shining sea!" He slid an open palm through the air in front of him, then turned to the side as a sputtering engine was heard off-screen, "Sadly," he said as the shot zoomed out as a bus pulled up along the road behind him, "I'm forced to share my world with a three-ring traveling teen freak show." The bus door opened, and the camera cut back to Chris' close-up. "They'll be competing all around the globe for another million dollars," he announced. "So, let's meet our players!" The camera cut back to the front of the bus as the cast began to walk by.
"From Pahkitew Island, let's welcome back, bickering twins Amy and Samey" Chris announces as Amy and Samey walk towards him. However the twins look different, they look completely different now. Both girls now have hip-length hair. Amy is now wearing a light pink strapless dress that reaches her mid-thigh with a ruffled skirt that has white lace underneath it, a white designer cotton bolero coat, sparkly white fingerless gloves, a diamond encrusted headband and coral pink 9 in. stiletto open-toed high-heels. She is also wearing light pink fingernail polish. Sammy is now wearing a black gothic lolita dress with a black lace long sleeve blouse, a corset top and a ruffled skirt that reaches her mid-thighs and has a white lace trim on the bottom and a white lace petticoat underneath, black lace fingerless gloves, black lace tights, black knee-high high-heeled boots. She also has a black lace choker and a silver heart locket around her neck that dangles down to her breasts. She has a black silk parasol in her hands. She is also wearing black fingernail polish. As they are walking Amy begins shoving Sammy resulting in Sammy shoving her back. Eventually, the shoving becomes too much for Sammy and she roughly shoves Amy to the ground.
"WHAT THE *BLEEP* SPAREAMY HOW DARE YOU SHOVE ME, OOH YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!" Amy yells furiously as she crosses her arms in annoyance after she stands up and dusts herself off.
"Whatever" Sammy replies pulling out her blood red iPhone X and begins using it ignoring her sister.
"That's right Spareamy keep ignoring me it's only making you look like the big fat loser you actually are" Amy says as Sammy doesn't bother looking up from her phone and continues to ignore her, "STOP IGNORING ME!" Amy yells furiously.
"Um what happened to you Samey?" Chris asks confused as to the way she is acting.
"ITS SAMMY!" Sammy yells annoyed startling Chris, "And to answer your question I got tired of being confused with satan over here" she says pointing her left thumb towards her sister, "So I changed my look" Sammy reveals.
"Blah, blah, blah no one gives a shit" Amy sneers before smirking, "No matter what you do to change your look or personality, you'll always be Samey" Amy finishes as Sammy doesn't even bother looking up from her phone however she does flip her sister off infuriating Amy even further.
"STOP IGNORING ME RIGHT THIS SECOND OR I'LL-" Amy begins yelling before Chris cuts her off.
"As fun as this is, we have a show to do so zip it" Chris says annoyed as Amy huffs and crosses her arms turning away in anger. Chris replasters his fake smile back on his face and motions back towards the bus, "Also back this season Jasmine and Topher" Chris says as Jasmine makes her way out of the bus ducking under the doorway due to her height. Topher quickly exits the bus next and rushes towards Chris.
"Chris, I am so sorry about trying to steal your job last season and I just want to thank you so much for bringing me back for another season" Topher says with a huge smile on his face as Chris pushes him out of the shot.
"Yeah, thank the audience Topher, your rabid fangirls are the only reason your back" Chris says as Topher stands back up and turns towards the camera smirking.
"Thank you ladies" he says giving the camera a finger gun with his left hand as Chris pretends to throw-up in the background. Jasmine rolls her eyes as Topher's ego and walks over towards Sammy.
"Hey, Sammy" she says in her Australian accent as Sammy's eyes light up.
"Oh my god, Jasmine" she says rushing over and giving her best friend a hug, "It has been too long since we last saw each other in person" she adds smiling.
"Tell me about it" Jasmine replies chuckling as she hugs Sammy. The two pull away and began conversing as the camera cuts back to Chris.
"And from our original cast please help me welcome, DJ" Chris says as a voice is heard from inside the bus.
"NO! I am not going out there" the voice says as DJ is shoved out the door landing at Chris' feet. He stands up and dusts himself off.
"Hey DJ, you excited to be back for another season?" Chris asks him as DJ gives him a bewildered look.
"Am I happy to be back, of course not!" DJ exclaims upset, "The only reason I'm back is because mamma made me" he finishes as he walks towards the other contestants and stands near Topher.
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DJ is seen the bathroom confessional used in World Tour. He has an upset look on his face as he sits down.
"After World Tour I vowed to myself that I would never, ever be anywhere near Chris Mclean or Total Drama again" he states crossing his arms determined, "And that goal was looking promising when the show got canceled after Pahkitew Island when it was leaked that All-Stars was scripted and the fact that Mike never had Dissociative Identity Disorder and he was only pretending for the camera, ooh boy there was a lot of bad press circling after that reveal as it turned out to be true" DJ reveals, "But I was happy that the show was over for good and then last month a new season is announced and to my horror mamma signs me stating that I have to redeem myself because right now I'm an embarrassment and a disgrace" DJ says as he begins tearing up slightly, "She even said to come home a winner or don't come home at all" he says as he places his face in his hands and begins crying, "I have to win this season if I ever want to see mamma again" he says through his tears.
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Chris the motions back to the bus.
"Also returning this season, Harold, Noah and Gwen" Chris says as Harold appears in the doorway.
"Hey did you guys know that Antarctica is the only continent on which no Lepidoptera have been found" he says as he is pushed out of the doorway however he catches himself before he falls to the ground.
"Fascinating, next time don't stand in the doorway like a moron preventing other people who don't want to be here from getting through this nightmare as quickly as possible" Noah says his anger slightly rising.
"I'm right there with you" Gwen says as she steps off the bus next. Gwen also looks different as her hair now reaches her hips and instead of her usual top she is wearing a black spaghetti strap corset and a black leather jacket.
"Nice to see you Gruesome" Noah quips smirking.
"You too Noah-It-All" Gwen quips back with a smirk of her own.
"Okay now that you returning losers are out of the way lets introduces the new batch of losers that will be joining you" Chris states smiling evilly, "First up, there our second set of twins to appear on the show" Chris says catching everyone's attention especially Amy and Sammy's, "They're mischevious pranksters and have the complete opposite relationship of Amy and Samey-" Chris says as Sammy cuts him off.
"MY. NAME. IS. SAMMY!" she yells angrily as she stomps her left foot before throwing her phone at Chris who ducks.
"Okay Sammy" Chris says terrified of her.
"Ha Samey, your so stupid, you just destroyed your own phone" Amy says as she begins laughing.
"That was your phone" Sammy replies smirking as Amy's eyes widen in horror before her face settles on a look of outrage as she tackles her sister to the ground. The two begin pulling each others hair and smacking each other. Chris ignoring them continues his introduction.
"Please say hello to Hikaru and Karou Hitachiin" Chris says as two twin boys step off the bus. As Chris introduces them he motions to the one on the right when saying "Hikaru" and the one on the left when saying "Karou". Both boys are of Asian descent (Japanese), they both have amber colored eyes and short ginger colored hair that reaches to the top of the back of their necks and sticks up in the back. Hikaru parts his hair to the left while Karou parts his hair to the right. Both boys are slightly tall and they are both thin with lean muscles. Hikaru is wearing a navy blue tight sports tank-top covered by a sky blue lose tank-top, dark tan cargo shorts, black ankle socks and black and blue sneakers. Karou is wearing a navy blue tight sports tank-top covered by a light green sleeveless hoodie, tan cargo shorts, black ankle socks and black and green sneakers. Even though their clothes seem simple, if one were to get a close look they would realize that their clothes are of the highest quality and most likely designer.
"Hello everyone we-"Hikaru begins.
"-Are looking forward to competing-" Karou continues.
"-Alongside each and every-" Hikaru continues.
"-One of you" Karou finishes as they walk towards the other contestants.
"Wait, Hitachiin as in Yuzuha Hitachiin?" Jasmine asks in surprise.
"Yes, she's our mom, why?" Hikaru and Karou ask at the same time.
"I'm a huge fan of her clothes" Jasmine says slightly fangirling before realizing what she is doing and controlling herself as she blushes in slight embarrassment.
"Oh well thanks...I guess" Karou says uncertain as Hikaru just chuckles.
"Our next contestant is a world-renowned fashionista and model, appearing in numerous magazines and commercials" Chris states with as much fake enthusiasm as he can muster, "Please welcome Junko Enoshima!" Chris exclaims as a girl appears in the bus doorway. She has fair skin, she has seafoam green eyes, bleached strawberry blonde hair that is held up in two large unbraided pigtails that reach her mid-thigh. Her left pigtail is held by a bow that is red on the right side while the left side is white, while the left pigtail is held by a white bunny hairclip. She is average height and model thin with an hourglass figure. She is wearing a white button up shirt that has the first few buttons undone revealing some cleavage and the top of her lacy black bra with red stars on it, a black cardigan with a deep v-neck that reaches her waist, the sleeves of her button-up shirt and cardigan are rolled up with the sleeves of her button up shirt covering the sleeves of her cardigan, a loose white necktie with little red hearts on it, a red bow pinned to her cardigan just above her left breast, a black and red plaid pleated mini-skirt that reaches her mid-thigh and black knee-high punk boots with platform heels, red shoelaces and the tops folded down. She's also wearing heavy black mascara and eyeliner plus blood red nail polish.
"All right, hold onto your butts people because Junko Enoshima is ready for her epic entrance" Junko says in a thick valley girl accent as she steps off the bus and smiles big. She then places her right hand on her hip and walks towards the others like she is on a catwalk.
"OH! MY! GOD!" Jasmine squeals in excitement, "You're the Junko Enoshim, I am like your hugest fan!" Jasmine states excited as she pulls her iPhone out, "Can I get a picture with you, please?" she asks.
"Sure, anything for a fan" Junko says smiling as Jasmine takes a selfie with her. Jasmine then notices everyone else giving her a look of shock.
"What?" she asks confused.
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Jasmine is seen sitting down as leans forwards to accommodate for her height. She crosses her arms with an annoyed look on her face.
"Okay just because i'm an Outback survivalist doesn't mean I can't like fashion and wearing beautiful clothes" she says as she uncrosses her arms and places her hands on her hips.
*static*
Junko is seen with a huge smile on her face as she sits down and crosses her legs.
"Like oh my god I cannot believe I am here on Total Drama, like this is one of the most greatest moments of my life" she squeals in excitement as she claps her hands, "I'm going to have so much fun competing here" she says her smile growing wider.
*static*
Topher is seen with his arms crossed as he sits down in a huff.
"How dare Junko Enoshima sign up for total drama" he says as a scowl graces his face, "I should be the only famous one on this show" he says as a smug smile graces his face as he places his left hand on his chest.
*static*
"Our next two contestants are childhood best friends from jolly o'l England please welcome Arthur and Alice" Chris says in a very bad British accent.
"Please stop with the fake accents they're bloody offensive" a male voice states with a real British accent as he and a girl appear in the doorway. Arthur has pale porcelain skin, he has deep emerald green eyes that make you want to swoon, short blonde hair that reaches the middle of the back of his neck and gives off the messy bedhead look. He has rather bushy eyebrows however they don't take away from his incredible handsomeness, He is tall, thin and he has lean muscles. He is wearing a dark green Sex-Pistols tee-shirt covered by a black leather jacket, a union jack bandanna around his neck, black skinny jeans and black converse sneakers. He also carries a black guitar case on his back with a union jack styled electric guitar in it. He is also wearing heavy black eyeliner. Alice has pale porcelain skin, She has waist-length raven black hair that gains blood red highlights when in direct sunlight, piercing emerald green eyes, she is petite and quite thin. She is wearing a black leather dress that is influenced by steam-punk attire with a white neck-frill like collar, a waspie waist cincher with a harness attached and black leather buckled fingerless gloves with dark gold straps. The bow on the back of the dress features a green clock surrounded by a bronze metal border, two fairly worn and torn mechanical wings and leather straps and the brown leather apron features astronomical signs of Saturn and Mercury on the skirt. She is also wearing black and white horizontal striped tights underneath, black knee-high high-heeled gothic rocker boots which are secured with silver buckles and a silver necklace with the omega symbol on it. She also has on light pink eyeshadow, heavy black eyeliner and pale pink lipgloss. As they stand in the doorway, Arthur is standing on the right and Alice is standing on the left.
"So are you two excited to compete" Chris asks with a smirk on his face.
"Oh yes I am so *Bleep*ing excited I could just jump for joy" Alice replies extremely sarcastic in a diluted British accent as Arthur chuckles.
"You tell him love" Arthur states as he throws his left arm around Alice pulling her close to him causing her to blush slightly as they walk towards the others and stand by Gwen who turns towards them.
"Okay, you two seem cool" Gwen says with a smile, "Hey, i'm Gwen" she says holding out her right hand.
"I'm Arthur" Arthur says introducing himself as he shakes her hand. Alice then shakes her hand next, "I'm Alice" she introduces herself.
"Okay our next contestants are sisters from frigid Norway, please welcome Elsa and Anna" Chris says as two steps off the bus next. Anna has fair skin, she has icy blue eyes and hip-length strawberry-blonde hair with a single white blonde streak on her right side, her hair is tied into two braids. She is tall and model thin. She is wearing a black tank-top covered by a hot pink off the shoulder cropped tee-shirt that reveals the hot pink straps of her lacy bra, a hot pink plaid ruffled mini-skirt, white tights and black designer knee-high high-heeled boots. She also has a charm bracelet on her left wrist and a silver heart locket around her neck. Elsa has porcelain skin, she has icy blue eyes and hip-length icy blonde hair that is tied into a french braid that she keeps over her left shoulder. She is tall and model thin. She is wearing an icy blue dress that reaches her mid-thigh that has white lace on the bottom and underneath, a black cropped leather jacket with a white fur collar that reaches to just under her breasts, white lace fingerless gloves and icy blue designer kitten heels. She also has a charm bracelet on her left wrist and a silver heart locket around her neck. She also has on heavy black eyeliner and pale pink lipgloss. As they stand in the doorway, Elsa is on the right and Anna is on the left.
"OH! MY! GOD! THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM HERE ON TOTAL DRAMA!" Anna exclaims in a Norwegian accent as she begins hyperventilating, "Does anyone have a paper-bag I can breathe into?" she asks as her sister hands her one, "Thanks Elsa" she says as she begins breathing into the bag.
"Um hello…my name is Elsa Arendelle and I cannot wait to get to know each and every one of you" She says nervously with a slight Norwegian accent, "Hopefully we can all become friends" she says as she and her sister walk towards the others and stand by Arthur, Alice and Gwen.
*static*
Gwen is seen sitting down with a smirk on her face.
"Damn that Anna girl sure is hyper" she says as she begins chuckling, "Sierra you have been replaced" she says as she crosses her arms.
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Elsa is seen with a nervous look on her face as she sits down.
"I um...I didn't want to sign up but Anna loves this show and she begged me to join with her...so I um agreed" Elsa reveals as she begins rubbing her right arm with her left hand, "I hope that I can maybe make some friends while i'm here" she says giving the camera a nervous smile.
*static*
"Our next contestant is someone who everybody forgets exists, Matthew" Chris announces as said boy appears in the doorway. Matthew has fair skin, shoulder length sandy blonde hair that is slightly wavy with a curl that sticks out of the top of his head, sky blue eyes covered by black half-framed glasses. He is tall and thin with wiry muscles and he is wearing a white tee-shirt covered by a red hoodie with a white maple leaf on it, blue jeans, a dark brown leather belt with a silver belt buckle and white sneakers with red shoelaces.
"Um h-hi i'm M-Matthew and its n-nice to m-meet you a-all eh" Matthew says with a slight Canadian accent as he steps off the bus and walks over to the others standing by Arthur, Alice and Gwen who holds out her right hand.
"Hi i'm Gwen" she says introducing herself with a smile on her face.
"I-I'm Matthew" Matthew replies shaking her hand as he blushes. The camera then cuts back to the bus as a boy steps off. He has pale skin, short snow white hair that reaches to the top of the back of his neck and gives off the messy bedhead look. He has icy blue eyes, he is tall, thin and he has lean muscles. He is wearing a white tee-shirt covered by a dark blue sweater with a white frost design on the bottom left side, dark brown pants, a black leather belt with a silver belt buckle and dark brown sandals.
"Everyone meet our resident mischief maker, Jack" Chris says introducing the boy.
"Hey what's up" he greets everyone as he goes and stands by Anna and Elsa. He turns to them.
"Hey i'm Jack, Jack Frost" he says facing Elsa, holding out his left hand. Anna immediately leans over her sister and shakes his hand.
"Hello gorgeous, i'm Anna Arendelle and this is my shy, less talkative sister Elsa Arendelle, which I don't get because she is so beautiful and guys usually are attracted to her that is until she pushes them away with her fridged snow queen routine like-" Anna says super fast all in one breath before her sister cuts her off.
"Anna, Shut. Up." Elsa says blushing, "You embarrassing me" she hisses at her younger sister. Anna simply ignores her.
"So Mr. Frost, do you have a girlfriend because you are like sex on legs and i'm suffering from a fatal illness called being single" Anna says slightly drooling as Jack takes a step back slightly uncomfortable.
"ANNA!" Elsa yells angrily catching her sister's attention.
"What?" Anna asks obliviously to the scene she just made. Elsa quickly turns towards Jack.
"I am so sorry about her" Elsa replies turning towards Jack as he gives her a smile.
"It's no big, don't worry about it" he says as she blushes and turns her face away. The camera pans back to Chris as he smiles again,
"Our next contestant is making a name for herself in her home town due to her songwriting and bass playing" Chris says motioning to the door, "Please welcome Marceline" Chris says as a girl appears in the doorway. Marceline has pale skin that is so pale, she appears to be albino, she has bottom-length raven black hair, blood red eyes, she is model tall and thin and she is wearing a faded dark grey Metallica tee-shirt, a red and black horizontal striped hoodie that is left unzipped, dark wash faded black jeans that are ripped at the knees from lots of use, black, white and red converse sneakers with red shoelaces and a picture of a skull on the sides. She also has a red ax-shaped guitar strapped to her back and she is carrying a deep purple parasol with black lace trim and a skull on top that has horns on top of it.
"Marceline, welcome to the show" Chris greets her as a wicked grin graces her face.
"Thanks, Chris" she says as she walks by him, "I'm just itchin' to start competing" she adds as she goes and stands by Gwen, Matthew, Arthur and Alice.
"Now you, I like" Gwen comments with a smile as Marceline gives her a once over.
"Thanks, you seem pretty cool yourself" Marceline replies with a smirk as the camera cuts back to Chris.
"Our next contestant can't stand tradition, hates being told what to do with her life and needed an escape from her controlling, overbearing mother, please welcome Merida" Chris states as another girl appears in the doorway. Merida has fair skin, blue eyes, hip-length curly fiery red hair with orange and yellow highlights. She is tall and thin and she is wearing a deep blue tee-shirt that says in blocky white letters "Follow The Wisps", dark-wash black jeans, a red and black plaid hoodie tied around her waist in the front by its sleeves and black and red plaid converse sneakers with red shoelaces. She also has a bow plus a container filled with arrows over her right shoulder
"Hey everyone, its really great to meet ye all" Merida says in a Scottish accent as she walks towards the others and stands by Jack, Elsa and Anna.
"Hi hi hi, i'm Anna Arendelle, the shy blonde is my sister Elsa Arendelle and Mr. Liquid Sex is my boyfriend Jack Frost SO KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM!" Anna yells furiously.
"Okay sure, no problem" Merida replies holding her hands up in a placating position.
"I'm not her boyfriend, we just met" Jack quickly explains as Anna glares at him and crosses her arms in annoyance. The camera quickly cuts to the door as another boy appears. He has pale skin as he is albino, short white hair that gives off the messy bedhead look, vibrant blood red eyes, he's tall, thin and muscular and he is wearing a white ripped tee-shirt covered by a black leather jacket, black dark wash jeans that are ripped at the knees, black fingerless gloves and black knee-high rocker boots.
"He's a narcissist and has an ego as big as the universe please welcome Gilbert" Chris says as said boy jumps in front of the camera.
"Hallo viewing TV vorld ze awesome Gilbert is here to save you from being bored out of your mi-" Gilbert begins in a German accent before Chris interrupts him.
"We don't have time for your life story were on a time limit" Chris says shoving him towards the others.
"Dummkopf" Gilbert mutters as he walks towards the other contestants and as he is walking he notices Elsa.
"Elsa hey" Gilbert says as Elsa notices him.
"Oh hey, Gilbert" she says hugging him.
"You guys know one another?" Merida asks as Jack gives Gilbert a glare, "Are ye both dating or something?" Merida asks.
"O-Oh n-no" Elsa says shaking her head in surprise.
"No, not anymore" Gilbert says also in surprise.
"W-We used to date b-but we had a mutual break-up" Elsa reveals.
"Ve just couldn't do ze long distance thing" Gilbert reveals as a smile graces his face, "But even though ve couldn't handle a long distance romantic relationship doesn't mean ve couldn't handle a long distance friendship" he finishes.
"Yep" Elsa says as the camera cuts back to the bus as the camera cuts back to Chris.
"He's a straight-A student with a passion for photography, please welcome Peter" Chris says as a boy appears in the doorway. Peter has fair skin, he has short chocolate brown hair that reaches the top of the back of his neck that is neatly cut and parts down the middle, hazel eyes covered by black round-framed glasses, he is tall with a slim, wiry muscular frame. He is wearing a white button-up dress shirt tucked into black dress pants with a dark grey belt that has a silver belt buckle and black sneakers with a white trim. He also carries a black DSLR camera around his neck and has a black wrist watch on his left wrist. He steps off the bus with a smile on his face.
"Hey everyone, i'm Peter it's nice to meet you all" he says as he walks over to the others and stands by Gwen, Matthew, Arthur and Alice. As he reaches the four of them and holds out his right hand.
"Hey i'm Peter, it's nice to meet you" he says.
"Hey i'm Gwen and it's nice to meet you too" Gwen replies as she shakes his hand.
"I-I'm Matthew" Matthew replies shaking his hand.
"I'm Arthur" Arthur replies shaking his hand.
"And i'm Alice" Alice replies shaking his hand. The camera then cuts back to Chris.
"Up next, she is a straight-A student, the former captain of her school's debate team and the current president of her very own literature club, please welcome Monika! Chris announces as said girl steps off the bus. She has fair skin, she has knee-length dark golden brown hair that she keeps in a ponytail tied back with a large white bow. Her eyes are emerald green. She is tall and thin with an hourglass figure. She is wearing a white-collared button up shirt with a brown sweater vest over it, topped off with a red ribbon. It is covered by a grey blazer. She is also wearing a dark blue pleated skirt that reaches her mid-thigh, black thigh-high socks and pink mary-janes.
"I am so happy to be here" Monika says with a happy smile, "I hope we can all become friends" she says as she goes and stands by Gwen, Matthew, Arthur, Alice and Marceline.
"Our next contestant is so accident prone, he makes Tyler look like an Olympic gymnast, please welcome Kenny" Chris says as another boy steps off the bus. He has fair skin, short golden blonde hair that gives off the messy bedhead look and reaches to just below his ears, ocean blue eyes covered by black half-framed glasses, he's tall and thin with very little muscles. He is wearing a white tee-shirt covered by an orange parka that is zipped up half way and has brown fur lining the hood, orange cargo pants and dark brown hiking sneakers.
"Kenny welcome to the show" Chris says greeting him.
"Thanks, I'm excited to be here" Kenny replies as he trips over the air and faceplants on the ground as everyone winces at his pain.
"I'm okay" he says as he stands up goes to stand by Monika, Gwen, Matthew, Arthur, Alice and Marceline. He turned to look at Monika as she turns to look at him. They both then turn away blushing.
"Hi i-i'm Kenny" he says holding out his hand.
"M-Monika" she replies shaking his hand as they both blush
"Okay lets welcome our last contestant, she is an intelligent young woman who dreams of being European royalty and believes she should be treated as such" Chris says smiling wide, "She is ambitious and will do whatever it takes to win, please welcome Celestia Ludenburg" Chris announces as a girl appears in the bus' doorway. She has pale skin, she has hip-length raven black hair in two large twin-drill pigtails. She has blood red eyes, she is tall and model thin. She is wearing a gothic lolita-styled outfit consisting of a white blouse with a long-point collar, a white ribbon tied around her neck, a black jacket that includes white ribbon lacing down the sleeves, fastened by a simple white ribbon across her chest to reveal her red tie (consisting of a butterfly pattern layered on top of various spears with skulls attached to it) and the waist of her skirt, which is many-tiered and features white lace. She also wears knee-high stockings trimmed in ladder lace, dark red mary janes with a thick heel held on her feet by three grey buckles, a white lace headband and a silver, Gunmetal plated ring (reminiscent of a Gunmetal Armour ring designed by Vivienne Westwood) layered in overlapping sections on her index finger. She is also wearing a white lace-bonnet with white ribbons hanging off the sides and gold circular earrings which have an image depicting the cross engraved into them with a red gem placed in the center in each. She also has long nails that are covered in black nail polish. She steps off the bus and approaches Chris.
"Good day Mr. Mclean if you don't mind, I would prefer you to call me Celeste" She says with a posh voice before turning to her competition.
"I do not think we have been introduced. I am Celestia Ludenberg. That is my name. But like I explained to Mr. Mclean, if you don't mind, I would prefer you to call me Celeste, Heh-heh" she says as she chuckles slightly as some of the contestants give her looks of mistrust. The sudden sound of a squeaky wheel and spluttering engine caused her to pause for a second and turn around, then say.
"Lovely, it appears that our ride is here" she says smiling although her eyes clearly show disgust. First the grungy and patched-together triple-wheeled undercarriage landing gear. Next, the engines on the right wing, the one with a birds nest in front giving off a short burst of smoke. Then a closer shot of the top half of the plane as it passed the camera, Chef Hatchet visible through the cockpit window wearing a pilot's uniform. And lastly the Chris McLean logo on the side of the jet as the wheels screeched below.
"Seriously were flying in that thing again?" Gwen asks, looking horrified as the jet approached. Chris himself was shown standing proudly as the massive thing finally rolled to a halt behind him, and several bolts fell down to the pavement with noticeable plinks. The camera zoomed out to show just how large it was next to the cast.
"Excuse me," Elsa spoke up, "I'm having concerns about whether or not our plane is safe."
"Relax!" Chris told him. "It's perfectly safe!"
Naturally, it was then that a panel on the side of the plane fell off, a rat and a raccoon clinging to the piece of metal as it clattered to the ground then running off. "Now boarding!" Chris declared.
"Yeah i'm not getting on that thing" Gwen says.
"You have to its in your contract" Chris states.
"This is why I didn't want to sign up for this bloody show" Arthur says crossing his arms in annoyance,"I'm gonna kill my brothers".
"As I was saying," the host said smiling as the camera cut back to him. "Now boarding! On a voyage to a million big ones!" He turned and pointed directly at the camera. "We're saving you a first class seat for all the action. Right here," he spread his arms wide, "on Total!" The shot pulled back to show Topher glaring at Junko who smiled for the camera. "Drama!" Another pullback showed Gwen, Marceline, Hikaru, Karou, Amy and Sammy standing nearby. "Revenge of the World!" He exclaimed as the camera zoomed out to show the full cast as well as the jumbo jet.
"Bloody hell" Alice groans miserably.
The sequence opens with a tilted shot of a stage-light swinging up and turning on in front of an airport control tower, followed by another light popping out of an overhead compartment along with a pair of oxygen masks; then a camera forcibly ejecting a raccoon from a wing engine and another camera bursting out of a suitcase, sending undergarments flying. A pair of white-skinned arms clap a film slate in front of the camera, which then flies down the aisle of first class seats. It then flies into the cockpit.
(Dear Mom and Dad i'm doing fine...you guys are on my mind)
The camera flies through the cockpit as we see Chris and Chef arguing...it then goes through the cockpit window and up into the sky before crashing down into a pool of water. The camera then resurfaces and we see a lake with the tallest waterfall in the world. We then see the top where Amy, Sammy, Hikaru and Karou are seen in a canoe heading down the river. Amy and Hikaru are seen fighting with each other as Sammy and Karou are rowing the canoe uncomfortably. Sammy then points ahead catching the attention of the two fighting as the four of them go over the waterfall.
(You ask me what I wanted to be and I think the answer is plain to see…I wanna be famous)
The camera then zooms to Mt. Everest where DJ, Harold, Sierra, and Jasmine are seen trudging up the mountain. Gilbert is seen at the summit watching them as a smirk graces his face. He then picks up some snow and forms it into a ball. he then rolls it down the mountain resulting in it becoming a huge snowball catching DJ and Harold in it as Jasmine saw it coming and pulled Sierra out of the way. DJ and Harold then crash into a tree. Gilbert then begins laughing hysterically only to be pushed down the mountain himself by Marceline, Monika and Kenny who appear behind him. They then begin laughing before they all high-five.
(I wanna live close to the sun...pack your bag cause i've already won)
The camera then zooms to a cafe in Paris France where Elsa is seen staring at her coffee absolutely bored out of her mind. Someone then sits down across from her making her look up. She then sees Jack who gives her a smile. The two sit there in comfortable silence when they are interrupted by Celeste, Junko and Anna who are being chased by photographers. Anna purposely bumps into them knocking Jack over and spilling Elsa's coffee all over her which results in her sighing miserably. Jack then grabs some napkins and helps her clean herself up not noticing her blushing slightly.
(There's nothing getting in my way i'll get there one day...I wanna be famous)
The camera then zooms to Alaska where a dogsled race is taking place. Matthew and Gwen are seen racing Merida and Peter. Matthew and Gwen cross the finish line first winning the race and they both begin cheering excitedly. Matthew then pulls Gwen into a hug causing them both to blush at the close proximity before pulling away.
(Na, Na, Na, Na, Na)
The camera then zooms to Aperture Laboratories where Noah is seen screaming bloody murder as he hangs onto GlaDos who is trying to throw him off of her. Arthur, Alice and Topher are nearby watching the whole thing happening with Topher chatting Arthur and Alice's ears off. Finally having enough, Alice shoots a portal on the ceiling above Topher and then on in front of him. She then roughly pushes him into the portal below him causing him to fall in an endless loop as her and Arthur share a laugh before the two lean in for a kiss which gets interrupted by Noah landing on top of them both.
(I wanna be...I wanna be...I wanna be famous...I wanna be…I wanna be...I wanna be famous...*whistling begins*)
The camera then zooms to inside the jumbo jet where everyone is seen fighting with each other. Chef who is getting so very annoyed with their fighting turns the plane sideways dumping everyone out of it as they all pull their parachutes and land safely on the runway as the plane lands behind them. Harold then crashes to the ground in front of everyone since someone cut his parachute as the logo appears.
The scene faded back in, to Chris leading the cast into what looked like an eating area.
"This is the dining area...if your team loses a challenge this is where you will eat your meals" Chris says.
"Chris are you gonna make us sing this season because I am not going through that again" Gwen growls.
"Yeah no there will be no singing this season" Chris says annoyed, "After a certain Disney princess rip-off I am never allowing singing on this show ever again" Chris says as Anna scowls in annoyance.
"Thanks allot Ella" she mutters under breath annoyed.
*static*
Anna is seen with her arms crossed as she glares at the camera with an annoyed expression.
"This just great, thanks to Ella I can't sing this season and I had a whole list of songs that I wanted to sing" she says leaning against the wall behind her in annoyance
*static*
The footage cut back to Chris, his back to the camera, addressing the contestants in another open room with what looked like a clothesline hanging between two rows of overhead compartments. "Losing teams will enjoy luxurious economy class accommodations between destinations," he says as the shot pulled back to show the room had no seats, only benches along the walls on both sides; it also had a small drip of water coming down on the right.
"Whoa," Peter says with a quick glance around, "Where the beds at, dude?"
"I've already set up a little demonstration for that," Chris told him, directing everyone's attention to the right. The camera panned to follow, stopping on what looked like a balloon version of Chef Hatchet strapped to the wall. It had a sleeping mask over its eyes.
"Wow," Monika says a blank sort of giggle, "How...uncomfortable."
"No comfort for losers," the host says. "Safety harnesses and an emergency exit," he added with gestures to where each was located off-screen. "But! No comfort here, here, or here." he pointed around the room with double finger pistols.
"Damn, it's as horrible as it looked on television" Kenny comments slightly horrified.
"I know right, this is like so gross" Junko comments crossing her arms in disgust.
"Ugh this place is absolutely vile and I shall never stay here" Celeste says shaking her head in disgust, "So I would prefer it if you would just show me where i'm gonna be sleeping already."
Chris gave her an annoyed look, then rolled his eyes.
The scene flashed to the host standing in the aisle of a much fancier room, filled with actual seats and even a meeting table; a downplayed but elegant score began to play in the background. "This," Chris says as the camera panned to the left and showed the contestants enjoying themselves, "is the first class cabin. The domain of each week's winners."
The pan stopped on Anna and Elsa who were standing by the last row of seats next to a mini-bar. Celeste was watching them from a seat nearby, as was Marceline, Gwen and Matthew from down their stools at the mini-bar.
"Now this is a place fit for a queen" Celeste comments as she relaxes into her chair.
"I know right" Anna says as she sits across from her, "I'm Anna" she introduces herself.
"Nice to meet you Anna" Celeste replies with a soft smile, "I think you and I may become friends" she adds.
*static*
Celeste is seen filing her nails as she crosses her legs and gives the camera a smirk.
"My main strategy right now is to find a few loyal servants to do whatever I say and vote how I tell them" she says as her eyes harden and her smirk dips into a frown, "This game is all about survival and to survive you have to adapt" she says as her frown becomes a smile, "A lack of adaptability...is a lack of survivability. Survival is not based on who is the strongest or the smartest. It comes down to who can adapt better than those around them" she says her smile becoming a smirk once more, "And I can assure you, I know full well how to adapt to any situation" she finishes as her smirk grows wider.
*static*
The scene cut back to the dining area, the twenty-four contestants seated at or around the two tables. Merida was standing the furthest apart on the left, while the first table housed Amy, Sammy, Jasmine, Topher and Peter across from Hikaru, Karou, Marceline, Monika and Kenny. The second table, meanwhile, had Jack, Elsa, Anna, Arthur, Alice and Harold on one side; Gwen, Matthew, Noah, DJ, Celeste and Junko were on the furthest right, with Gilbert, in particular, standing a few feet away from the table.
"And that's pretty much it," Chris told the group, and as he spoke the high-pitched sound of the jet engines built up around them. "I skipped the cargo hold and galley" he adds as the craft suddenly shook, knocking Elsa into Jack's lap. "Oh!" she says with a sudden blush as she leaned away from him. "I'm so sorry Jack"
"Don't worry," Jack says with a smile, "it's no big deal."
"It seems that we are finally moving...," Celeste says idly.
"One more thing," Chris announced. "I'm sure you remember a little something called the elimination ceremony?" The shot pulled back from his close-up as a few deep and dramatic notes played and he pointed off to the right. "Takes place right in there my friends!"
The host and cast were now standing in another open room, Chris in particular next to an exit door that was flanked by giant wooden tiki heads. All the contestants are seen sitting in bleachers across from him. DJ, Gwen, Matthew, Noah, Marceline, Gilbert and Peter sat in the top row. Amy, Sammy, Karou, Hikaru, Kenny, Monika and Merida are seen sitting in the middle row. Junko, Celeste, Anna, Elsa, Jack, Arthur and Alice are seen sitting in the bottom row. Jasmine had chosen to stand to the left of the bleacher.
"If you don't receive a barf bag full of airline-issue peanuts," the host begins, "You will be forced to take the Drop of Shame," Chris continued as a sadistic smile graced his face, "And you better hope that your parachutes work otherwise..." he trails off as he begins chuckling as some of the contestants give him a look of horror. He then remembers something, "Oh I almost forgot something, since its been two years since our last season, I have hired a social media consultant who shall help with creating promos and getting videos of you guys to upload to the show's Youtube channel" Chris states as some of the contestants' stares become curious, "She'll also be competing alongside you all" Chris says his smile growing bigger, "I'm sure you will all remember her, so get out here all ready" Chris says as a familiar voice is heard.
"I'm coming Chris" the voice says.
"Is that?" Gwen asks horrified as Sierra whose hair has fully grown back comes into the elimination room.
"Hey everyone its so great to see you..." Sierra says trailing off as notices someone, "ANNA ARENDELLE!" Sierra exclaims furiously.
"SIERRA MCCORMICK, HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR FACE IN MY PRESENCE!" Anna yells furiously as she stands up. Elsa immediately facepalms in embarrassment.
"H-How do you two know each other?" Gwen asks as everyone stares at Sierra and Anna in surprise.
" I know this witch because she is the president of the Norwegian Total Drama fan club" Sierra says pointing towards Anna, "She has been trying to turn all of the fandom against me by spreading vicious rumors about me" Sierra snarls as Anna simply rolls her eyes.
"Oh big talk for the girl who wants to steal the virginity of the most unattractive guy on the planet" Anna retorts as Sierra's face becomes a look of pure rage. She quickly attacks Anna and begins strangeling her. Elsa quickly tries to pull Sierra off her sister but to no avail. Suddenly out of nowhere, Sierra stops trying to strangle Anna, "Sleepy...time" Sierra says as she passes out revealing that Chef shot her with a tranquilizer dart. He then comes over and picks her up, throwing her over his right shoulder like a sack of potatoes and leaves the elimination area.
The scene cut to a world map, an airplane symbol 'flying' from northeastern Canada towards Oceania. As it flew, the real jet's engines were roaring.
Once again, the scene cut back to the dining area. The cast was in different seats they'd been in before.
"That *Bleep*ing bitch tried to murder me!" Anna exclaims furious, "She is so dead" she adds as she rubs her sore neck as she glared at the unconscious Sierra a few tables over. Her sister trying to comfort her.
"Every second we're getting closer to adventure," Jack says excitedly.
"I know right, I can't wait" Monika agreed happily.
"Man, I can't wait to find out where we're going first!" Peter says excitedly. "But wherever it is, I bet it's gonna be awesome, right guys?" He looked at the contestants sitting at the table with him; Gwen, DJ, Noah, Arthur, Alice and Gilbert gave him blank looks, though Jack, Marceline, Merida and Kenny were smiling in agreement.
"Of course its gonna be awesome" Merida says smiling. The camera then cut over to Chris, who was reading a newspaper. A ding signaled the in-flight intercom coming on, and the host looked up as Chef began to talk. "Listen up and listen good maggots because i'm only saying this once!" he says, a loudspeaker on the wall shaking with every word. "Strap yourselves in! We are now beginnin' our descent into New Zealand." He continued in what sounded like an under-his-breath tone. "Another Wolrd Tour season. Worst idea ever. Chris is such an idiot." The host gasped. "Hey, why's the PA light still on?" Chef asks. "Aww, sh-" A screeching feedback of the intercom turning off signaled that Chef had finally cut himself off.
"We'll be right back," Chris told the camera, his face scrunched up in annoyance.
(Fade to Commercial and Back)
The episode resumed with the jumbo jet having already landed on a runway in the middle of a snowstorm, the cast who are all shivering assembled out front and a great mountain behind them in the distance.
"You guys ready for a little fun? Huh?" Chris asks as he entered the scene dressed in a warm winter jacket sipping some warm drink, "Wow, it's freezing out here huh?" he added before taking a sip of his drink, "Ahh that hits the spot, nice and warm" Chris says before explaining the challenge. "I call today's challenge 'Get Over The Mountain'!" The nearby mountain was shown as he named the challenge, "Oh and be careful Mt. Aoraki is known for severe whiteouts and large crevasses" Chris says chuckling evilly.
"An eleven-hour flight," Amy complained, "Chef's atrocious cooking, being stuck with Samey, and now a challenge as well?"
"Don't you love this game?" Chris asks with a grin as everyone glares at him.
The scene flashed forward to the twenty-five present contestants lined up in two rows at a starting line: Jack, Peter, Marceline, Merida, Jasmine, Sammy, Karou, Hikaru, Amy, Gilbert, Kenny and Monika in the front; Harold, Sierra, Junko, Celeste, Anna, Elsa, Arthur, Alice, Noah, DJ, Topher, Matthew and Gwen in back. Chris suddenly banged two large cymbals together, distracting Celeste before she could retort. "Man!" the host says with his typical smile. "That's satisfying. Alright! 'Get Over The Mountain' is simple be the first twenty-four to cross the finish line, last person to cross is instantly eliminated. Got it?" Chris says as everyone gasps in shock.
"Wait, what?!" Gwen exclaims angrily as Chris ignores her
"Ready!" the host shouted as the contestants got into running positions. "Set!" the contestants get ready to start moving.
"Go!" He banged the cymbals together and the cast started running towards the mountain.
The scene flashed forward, the camera focusing on a group of five that chose to work together. The group consists of Amy, Sammy, Hikaru, Karou and Jasmine as they trudged through the snow.
"Ugh I HATE that *Bleep*ing asshole for making me do this!" Amy claims furiously.
"Stop complaining Amy, no one wants to hear your annoying voice" Jasmine comments.
"Ugh shut up you gigantic freak!" Amy exclaims as she sends Jasmine a hateful glare.
"Whoa, what's your problem?" Hikaru asks shocked by her rudeness.
"Shut up loser!" Amy exclaims shocking him as he quickly glares at her. Before he could say anything Amy growls in frustration and storms off.
"Good riddance" Hikaru comments
"As much as I would love to just leave her to herself, she'll get herself killed if we don't go after her" Jasmine says as they head after Amy. Sammy and Karou who were a few steps behind and had not heard any of the other three's conversation were surprised when they picked up speed.
"Hey wait for us!" Sammy explains as they begin to pick up speed. However, she trips over a buried tree root and crashes into Karou knocking him down. She quickly stands back up and offers her right hand out to him.
"Oh my gosh I am so sorry Karou, are you okay?" she asks as he stares at her in amazement.
"Y-You know i'm me?" he asks in shock, "How?" he asks as she giggles before smiling brightly.
"I'm a twin myself remember, I know what its like to be constantly confused for my sibling so I make it my mission to not confuse other twins for each other" Sammy begins to explain, "Besides its quite easy to tell you and Hikaru apart, your eyes are a lot softer and friendlier than your brother's are" she finishes as Karou stares at her in surprise before smiling.
*static*
Karou is seen with a look of surprise on his face as he sits down.
"Wow Sammy can actually tell me and my brother apart" he says as a smile appears on his face before it becomes a frown, "Although what if it was just a fluke and she guessed and was luckily correct" he says before shaking his head, "No, that can't be she gave a pretty sound explanation that i'm surprised I never thought before" he says as a small smile graces her face, "They say that the eyes are the window to the soul and if Sammy has actually bothered to pay attention to mine, then I must say i'm interested to get to know her" he says as he places his right hand on the seat and leans on his right arm.
*static*
Sammy is seen sitting down as she crosses her legs.
"Growing up, Amy and I were always confused for one another and I hated it" she says as a look of annoyance graces her face, "Being confused for that bitch is the last thing I ever wanted" she says as she crosses her arms before her features soften and relax, "Since people always mixed Amy and I up and never bothered to even try and tell us apart" she says as a proud smile graces her face, "I have decided to make it my mission to always be able to tell other twins apart once I am introduced to them" she explains as she uncrosses her arms and places them in her lap.
*static*
The camera focuses on the next group of five being Junko, Harold, DJ, Noah and Peter who are also seen trudging through the snow.
"Ugh this like so totally stupid" Junko exclaims slightly annoyed, "That bastard could have at least told us that we would have to pack winter coats" she says as she continues to trudge through the snow.
"That's Chris Mclean for you, our despair is his pleasure" Harold states as Junko turns to him surprise written on her face, "GOSH! IDIOT!" he exclaims in frustration at Chris.
"He's really that bad, I mean like I knew he was a total asshole because I'm like a huge fan of the show and all but I didn't know he was like this bad!" Junko exclaims in shock.
"Well, it's a good thing you've learned this fact now instead of later" Noah comments as they continue trudging through the snow.
"Aww man, now I kind of regret signing up for this show" Peter comments before smiling, "But it can't possibly worse than this right?" he asks as the others give him a grimace.
"Dude you just jinxed things!" DJ exclaims.
"IDIOT!" Harold exclaims.
"For someone as intelligent as Chris says you are that was a totally stupid move" Junko comments shaking her head. Peter just hangs his head and sighs
*static*
Peter is seen rubbing the back of his neck nervously.
"Oops" he says as he blushes in embarrassment.
*static*
The camera then focuses on the next group of five consisting of Matthew, Gwen, Kenny, Monika and Sierra as they also trudged their way through the snow.
"Ugh I cannot believe that bitch Anna dared to sign up for the show that I have dedicated my whole life to" Sierra exclaims furiously. as she crosses her arms to try and block out the cold.
"Yeah what's her deal anyway?" Gwen asks curiously.
"She's simply jealous because I got on the show back in season three and she didn't" Sierra replies as a scowl graces her face, "So she spent the next few years trying to discredit me by spreading nasty rumors and stating how I failed to do anything meaningful or rememberable during my time on the show" Sierra sneers frustrated, "And then she started to badmouth my precious Codykins and spread bad rumors about him" she says as she clenches her left fist angrily, "She got him swatted, telling the police that he was trying to murder someone, when he and I were making love" Sierra says infuriated as Gwen, Kenny, Monika and Matthew all gasp in surprise.
"I heard about that!" Gwen exclaims, "That was you, you guys finally got together?" she asks smiling as a smile graces Sierra's face.
"Yep, we've been together happily for the past two years" Sierra replies before a scowl re-graces her face, "And I won't let that scum-sucking bitch Anna get away with this" she says clenching both of her fists.
*static*
Gwen is seen with a thoughtful look on her face as she sits down.
"Everyone was so very shocked when they heard that Cody had been arrested on suspicion of murder" she says as she shakes her head in disgust, "It turns out it was a prank caller, however, due to the fact that the caller was calling from Norway there wasn't anything anyone could do" she says as a scowl graces her face and she crosses her arms, "Now that I have met the scumbag who tried to get one of my friends killed, lets just say they won't be meeting a nice version of me" she says before a smile graces her face, "I am happy for Sierra that Cody finally realized that she's the one, I mean it took him long enough" she says chuckling.
*static*
Sierra is seen with a furious expression on her face as she sits down and crosses her arms furiously.
"What that scum-sucking bitch Anna Arendelle did was un-for-givea-ble!" she exclaims glaring at the camera, "The first chance I get, I'm exacting my revenge" she says with a look of determination in her eyes.
*static*
The camera then focuses on the next group of five consisting of Jack, Elsa, Anna, Marceline and Topher as they all trudge through the snow.
"Ugh the nerve of Sierra showing her ugly ass purple head here" Anna exclaims furiously, "I'll make her regret the day she was born" she exclaims clenching her fists furiously, "People with purple hair are abominations, I mean just look at this freakshow" she comments motioning to Marceline not realizing that she doesn't have purple hair, "She just decided to follow us like a little lost puppy because she knows were better than her" she sneers.
"Hey, leave her alone she's done nothing to you!" Jack exclaims annoyed with how Anna has been treating people.
"Thanks, dude, but I can defend myself" Marceline says with a smile before she turns to Anna and glares at her, "You're being such a bitch! seriously what is your problem?" she asks Anna as she places her right hand on her hip.
"A-Anna is just in a ba-bad mood she didn't mean it" Elsa says trying to calm the situation down as Anna quickly realizes the mistake she has made.
"I apologize Marcy, seeing Sierra has really upset me and I took my anger out on you and that is wrong, so I deeply apologize and I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me and we can become the best of friends" Anna says with a fake smile that no one notices.
"Only my friends can call me Marcy" Marceline says as her facial features relax and become a look of indifference, "If you can prove that you actually want to be my friend then you can earn the right to call me by a nickname" she adds as she lets her right arm that was on her hip hang by her side, walks off to finish the challenge.
"Wait were-" Jack says as he rushes forward and grabs her right arm with his left hand. Startled, Marceline grabs his right arm with her left hand and flips him over her shoulder onto the ground. Upon seeing who she flipped a look of concern graces her face.
"Ooh, sorry Jack you startled me" Marceline says apologetically.
"Jackie-poo are you okay" Anna says rushing over to him knocking Marceline down roughly as she bends down, "Did that ugly bitch hurt you?" she asks with a look of concern on her face.
"Jack, Marceline are you both okay?" Elsa asks him also concerned as Marceline stands up and brush some off of her clothes.
"Yeah, i'm fine" Marceline replies.
"I-I'm fine don't worry about me" Jack says through the pain as he struggles to stand up before finally doing so, "C'mon we have a challenge to complete" he says as he pushes through the pain and walks forward with Marceline, Anna and Elsa quickly following behind him. Topher, however, does not follow them as he finds something peculiar. He pushes a few branches from a tree out of his way as he discovers a rather large trunk. Large enough to contain a body or two or maybe even three.
"What is this doing here?" he asks himself as he opens the trunk only to find it empty, "It's empty, no there has to be something to this or else Chris wouldn't just lea-" he tries to say before he is cut off by someone as they roughly shove him into the trunk and slam the lid down before locking it closed. They then push the trunk over the side of the mountain as it falls into the abyss below with Topher trapped inside of it.
*static*
Marceline is seen looking annoyed as she sits down and crosses her arms.
"Well this sucks" she says blowing her hair out of her face, "I signed up for this show thinking it would be a fun way to kill my summer and now i'm stuck with some stuck-up, prissy little, psychotic bitchface" she says as she uncrosses her arms as a smile graces her face, "At least I have met some cool people here" she says calmly
*static*
Anna is seen with an angry look on her face as she sits down in a huff.
"How dare that stupid bitch flip my precious sexy man candy onto the ground" she says as she crosses her arms furiously, "After Sierra, she is so out of here" she says as a scowl graces her face.
*static*
The camera then focuses on the last group of five consisting of Arthur, Alice, Celeste, Merida and Gilbert as they all trudge through the snow.
"This is completely unacceptable for a future European royal such as myself!" Celeste exclaims angrily, "My socks are becoming soaked!" she complains as everyone in her group just rolls their eyes in annoyance.
"Tragic" Alice replies sarcastically.
"I ye gonna keep complaining then ye can go find another group to annoy" Merida states as Celeste glares at her before plastering a fake smile on her face.
"Yes of course, I do apologize for that rather embarrassing outburst" Celeste states as she places her hands under her chin as she tilts her head with a closed-eyed smile.
"Well just don't let it bloody happen again" Arthur replies annoyed, "I cannot tell you just how bloody annoying it is to listen to idiotic gits go on and on about how miserable they are because they are not being pampered like the spoiled brats that they are" he finishes annoyance clear in his voice as Merida raises an eyebrow at that.
"Ye have experience with people like that?" she asks him.
"Tons unfortunately" he replies as Alice throws her right arm over his shoulder comforting him as Gilbert just chuckles.
"Vell you don't have vorry about ze awesome me becoming annoying as I am too awesome to be considered annoying" Gilbert comments as he flexes as everyone rolls their eyes in annoyance.
"Piss off ya bloody wanker" Arthur states throwing his left arm over Alice's shoulder as the two walk forward with Merida shrugging as she follows them with Celeste following shortly after as Gilbert frowns before running after them.
"Hey wait for ze awesome me!" he exclaims as he tries to catch up to them.
*static*
Arthur is seen with an annoyed look on his face as he sits down in a huff.
"I cannot believe that I am stuck on this bloody hellhole that passes for reality television!" he exclaims as he shakes his head in disgust, "I absolutely loathe my older brothers right now for signing me up for this abomination" he snarls as he crosses his arms furiously, "They have to be three of the biggest wankers I have ever had the privilege of knowing" he comments as he sighs and uncrosses his arms. He then runs his left hand through his hair, "I'm just glad Alice signed up as well so I wouldn't have to suffer through this travesty alone" he says smiling, "I honestly don't think I would survive all of the morons if she wasn't here with me" he says as he places his right hand on the seat and leans on his right arm, "She's the most important person to me" he says as he realizes what he just said and he begins to blush, "Not in a romantic way, we're just best friends" he says as he holds up in his hands before he facepalms with his right hand, "Okay i'm bloody well head over heels in love with her" he says as his blush intensifies, "I've been in love with her for quite some time now, I just wish I knew if she felt the same" he says as he sighs.
*static*
Alice is seen sitting down as she crosses her legs and places her right hand on the seat.
"The only reason I signed up for this dreadful show is because, Arthur was signed up by his asshole older brothers behind his back and he begged me to sign up as well so he wouldn't have to suffer alone and i'll do anything for Arthur because I care about him" she says as she realizes what she just said and she begins to blush, "Not in a romantic way, we're just best friends" she says as she holds up in her hands before she facepalms with her right hand, "Okay i'm head over heels in love with him" she says as her blush intensifies, "I've been in love with him for quite some time now, I just wish I knew if he felt the same" she says as she sighs.
*static*
As all of the contestants continue to trudge up the mountain they are then hit by a terrible snowstorm blanketing the surrounding area in a thick whiteout.
"This is absolutely a horrible experience!" Celeste exclaims.
"Your telling me" Junko replies, "The despair is like so totally thick you can cut it with a knife" she says shaking her head in disgust.
"Compared to the usual shit Chris puts us through, this is a cakewalk" Gwen comments dryly as all of the contestants continue making their way to the top. After another hour of walking, they finally reach the top of the mountain however due to the whiteout caused by the storm, they can't see how dangerous their descent will be.
"Now what are we supposed to do?" Marceline asks slightly annoyed.
"M-Maybe we h-have to use th-those" Elsa says pointing to a large pile of unused snowboards.
"Well I guess this is the season where Chris finally kills me" Noah comments dryly as he rolls his eyes in annoyance, "I wish I could say that's it's been a blast but that would be total bullshit" he adds.
"Well I don't know about you guys, but i'm just itching to try this out" Merida says as she straps a board to her feet and begins her descent down the mountain.
"Yolo!" Jack exclaims strapping a board to his feet and following her.
"Wait for me, my god of sexy orgasms" Anna says as she straps a board to her feet before throwing her sister a glare, "Well what are you waiting for, Prince Jack, his royal hotness needs me, so strap on a board and get moving" she adds as she follows after Jack.
"Coming Anna" Elsa replies as she nervously straps on a board to her feet and follows after her sister.
"If I don't die, this could be a blast" Kenny says as he grabs a board and straps it to his feet.
"Yes it very well could" Monika replies as she also grabs a board and straps it to her feet.
"What the hell, i'm like so totally up for trying something once" Junko says as she grabs a board and straps it to her feet. The three of them begin their descent as the rest of the cast follow suit. Down at the bottom, Chris can be seen with binoculars as he and Chef who is also wearing a warm winter jacket await the contestants' arrival.
"They should be here any minute now" he comments as he watches them all race down the mountain. The camera cuts back to the mountain where Jack and Merida are seen neck and neck as they race. A giant crevasse appears in front of them and they jump over it landing on the other side.
"Damn yer pretty good" Merida comments.
"Thanks, you're not so bad yourself" Jack comments.
"Thanks…however i'm still gonna win" Merida comments going faster.
"I don't think so" Jack comments catching up to her before Elsa passes them both using a jump and performing an air grab landing in front of them. Jack just stares on in amazement.
*static*
Jack is seen with an awestruck smile on his face as he sits down.
"Did you see that move Elsa pulled?" he asks the camera excitedly, "That was incredible" he finishes throwing up his hands in excitement.
*static*
Elsa is seen nervously playing with her braid.
"U-Um i'm a big fan of winter sports, snowboarding, ice skating, hockey, you name it" she says with a shy smile.
*static*
Matthew then lands besides Elsa after pulling off a different air grab stunning Jack and Merida.
*static*
Jack is seen with an excited smile.
"Wow, so we have more than one person here that's a talented snowboarder" he says as his eyes light up, "That is so cool dude" he cheers excitedly.
*static*
Merida is seen with a look of excitement in her face as she sits down.
"I am so very happy to be surrounded by such talent this season" she comments as she places her left foot on the seat before placing her right hand on the seat so she can lean on her right arm, "I'm looking forward to competing head to head with everyone here" she says as her smile dips into an annoyed frown, "Well almost everyone" she finishes.
*static*
Matthew is seen with a shy smile on his face as he gives the camera a nervous look.
"U-Um back h-home i'm the ca-captain of n-numerous wi-winter sports t-teams at my s-school" he says as he pushes his glasses back up the bridge of his nose with his right index finger as they were slipping down, "S-So that i-is how I was able t-to do wh-what you j-just saw" he explains as he begins blushing in embarrassment from the attention that the show has now placed on him.
*static*
The camera then focuses on Junko who is currently in the back and for some reason suddenly stops short causing the snow beneath her to create a massive avalanche which consumes all the contestants snowboarding including herself.
*static*
Junko is seen twiddling her fingers nervously.
"Oops" she says as she blushes in embarrassment, "That was like so totally my bad" she says as she gives the camera a nervous smile.
*static*
Down at the finish line Chris and Chef hear screams as they both dive out of the way to avoid the massive avalanche that could have potentially swallowed them whole. After the snow settles some of the contestants begin to dig themselves out.
"THAT WAS *BLEEP*ING AMAZING…PLEASE TELL ME WE GOT THAT ON FILM?" Chris asks excited a the cameraman nods, "Sweet…okay were gonna take a quick break so the contestants can get checked by medical" Chris says motioning to Chef who has magically changed into a nurses uniform, "But when we come back the teams will be decided…so don't touch that remote". Chris says as the camera fades to black
(Fade to Commercial and Back)
The camera fades back in showing all the contestants standing up in front of a large pile of snow and looking perfectly fine.
"Okay, that was the most epic way to finish a challenge in Total Drama history, excellent job you guys" Chris says with a huge smile on his face, "Now we've reviewed the tapes-" he says before Elsa cuts him off.
"Did you find what started the avalanche?" she asks hopefully.
"No, we didn't, but we did find who crossed the finish line first" Chris says as he holds up his left index finger, "So without further ado Matthew, Elsa, Jack, Merida, Gwen, Arthur, Alice and Gilbert congratulations because you are team one and will earn an advantage in the second part of the challenge" Chris announces as all eight of them cheer happily, "Next are Celeste, Anna, Jasmine, Hikaru, Karou, Sammy, Amy and Sierra, congratulations you are team two and you will earn neither an advantage or a disadvantage" Chris announces as they all smile before realizing who they are teamed up with resulting in certain teammates sending death glares towards one another.
*static*
Anna is seen gripping the sides of her head in clear frustration.
"Did that asshole seriously put me with Sierra?!" she exclaims horrified, " I can not-" she says as the camera cuts to the next confessional
*static*
Sierra is seen with her arms crossed furiously
"-believe I am stuck on the same team as that homewrecking trash whore!" she exclaims as she balls up her fists furiously.
*static*
Amy is seen with a look of annoyance on her face.
"Just great, I cannot believe i'm stuck on a team with the Jasmine the jolly green giant abomination, Hikaru the big fat dipshit mother*bleep*er and Samey" she says as she sticks her left index finger in her mouth and pretends to gag.
*static*
Hikaru is seen with his arms crossed as he sits down and gives the camera a calm expression.
"While I am happy my brother and I are on the same team" he says as a glare graces his face, "i'm not happy that a certain bossy blonde cow is stuck on my team" he says as he uncrosses his arms an places his right hand on the seat, " I know you say we should treat ladies with respect Tamaki but this bitch is no lady so I don't want to hear it from you when Karou and I get back" he says as a mischevious smile graces his face.
*static*
The camera cuts back to Chris who has a large fake smile plastered on his face as he extends his left-hand motioning to the last team.
"So that means that Harold, Junko, Noah, DJ, Peter, Kenny, Monika and Marceline, you makeup team three and will earn a disadvantage in the second part of the challenge" Chris announces as they all grumble in annoyance at receiving a disadvantage.
"Hey like where's that Topher guy?" Junko asks as she begins looking around and noticing that Topher is missing.
"Yeah, I didn't notice him when we all reached the top of the mountain" Gwen comments.
"Maybe he fell into a crevasse!" DJ exclaims terrified.
"I'm sure he's fine" Chris says as he smiles widely, "But since he's not here that means he's the one that is automatically eliminated" Chris says as he begins chuckling before he turns to the camera, "What will our contestants name their teams, who will suck at the next challenge and fail miserably and who will be the first contestant this season to be thrown out at five thousand feet?" Chris asks the camera, "Find out when we return on Total!" the shot pulled back a little to show Jack, Elsa and Merida smiling at the camera. "Drama!" the next zoom-out included Sierra, Anna, Hikaru, Amy and Jasmine with their arms crossed as they turn away from one another. "Revenge of the World!" he exclaimed, the entire cast now included in the shot along with the setting sun and the mountain in the background as the camera fades to black.
(Drop of Shame: Topher)
The camera fades back in showing the large trunk from earlier which has landed in a rather large snow bank. Banging is then heard from inside followed by a familiar voice.
"Hey is anyone there, hello a little help!" Topher's voice exclaims as he begins banging on the lid of the trunk from inside, "HELP!" he yells but it is muffled from the trunk being closed.
(Fade to Credits)
Teams
Team One: Alice, Arthur, Elsa, Gilbert, Gwen, Jack, Matthew and Merida
Team Two: Amy, Anna, Celeste, Hikaru, Jasmine, Karou, Sammy and Sierra
Team Three: DJ, Harold, Junko, Kenny, Marceline, Monika, Noah and Peter
Eliminated: Topher
Reasons for Elimination: Honestly the only reason I included Topher in this season was so he could be the first boot. I honestly I had no intention of having him last any further than this. He's kind of a one trick pony with his obsession of being the host and there really isn't anything I can think of to do with him.
New Contestants Competing This Season:
Girls
Junko Enoshima (from Danganronpa)
Celestia Ludenburg (from Danganronpa)
Marceline Abadeer (from Adventure Time)
Merida (from Brave)
Elsa (from Frozen)
Anna (from Frozen)
Alice Liddell (from American Mcgee's Alice)
Monika (from Doki Doki Literature Club)
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Boys
Arthur Kirkland A.K.A England (from Hetalia)
Kenny McCormick (from South Park)
Hikaru Hitachiin (from Ouran Highschool Host Club)
Karou Hitachiin (from Ouran Highschool Host Club)
Peter Parker (from Spiderman)
Jack Frost (from Rise of the Guardians)
Gilbert Belischmidt A.K.A Prussia (from Hetalia)
Matthew Willaims A.K.A Canada (from Hetalia)
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story…Chris, Chef Hatchet, Amy, Samey, Jasmine, Topher, Gwen, Harold, DJ, Sierra, Noah and The Jumbo-Jet belong to Fresh TV, Arthur Kirkland, Gilbert Belischmidt and Matthew Williams belong to Hidekazu Himaruya, Alice Liddell belongs to American Mcgee and EA, Merida, Anna & Elsa belong to Disney, Kenny McCormick belongs to Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Marceline Abadeer belongs to Pendleton Ward, Peter Parker belongs to Marvel Comics and Disney, Monika belongs to Dan Salvato and Team Salvato, Junko Enoshima and Celestia Ludenburg belong to Spike Chunsoft, Jack Frost belongs to Dreamworks, Hikaru and Karou Hitachiin belong to Bisco Hatori. Tell me who are your faves and who are is your least faves. Episode Two will be up soon. R&R and have a nice day bye :)