hello, everyone. if you are a Twilight fan, I'd warn you, that you won't like this story, unless you can take a joke, and appreciate good comedy, lol.
Anti-Twilight
"Bella, I have something to tell you."
Bella looked up at Edward with anxious eyes. "What is it my love?"
"I'm gay," Edward said.
"What? You can't be, we had a baby together!"
"That doesn't mean anything. I wanted a child and I can't get one from my partner, Jacob," he explained.
"JACOB? My husband is gay with my best friend?" Bella screamed.
"Yes, that's correct, Bella," said Jacob, stepping out of the shadows. "And now that you know, we can't let you live." Jacob transformed into his wolf-form and growled ferociously, sounding much like an angry chihuahua.
Jacob and Edward begin ripping Bella into pieces while unfitting music plays. Edward pulls off Bella's leg and sings along, "A-B-C, easy as 1-2-3."
After they had completely ripped her up, they poured gasoline all over the pieces of her body. Edward and Jacob hooked arms and began skipping off into the distance, but not before they threw a match and blew up Bella's remains.
well, how'd you like it ? should i extend it to tell about jacob and edward's new life together ? review :) oh and sorry twilight fans, i had an urge. i couldn't resist writing this.
ps: this is not meant to be offensive to gay's, i love you guys :D