Eeshear Omni IBIB suppressed a yawn as he floated weightlessly into the Great Beyond Void, the endlessly empty void between all the Trans Omni Omega Omnispheres, or T Triple O for short, in the ZOF Realm. He glanced with poorly concealed disinterest at the pitiful armies Zeneptron IBIB had sent to fight him. Well... depending on how you see 'pathetic'. The very sight in front of Eeshear would've made certain characters from J.R. 's Lord of the Rings universe, like Gandalf, Aragorn & even the Valar themselves all wet their pants in utter fright.
There were hordes upon endlessly infinite, endlessly & inconceivably uncountable multitudes of unspeakably, unimaginably grotesque and horrifying Orcs & Uruk-Khai, all of them deified as Anti ZOF Masters by Zeneptron. They now possessed enough omnipotence to easily destroy and devour any IB ZOF Masters that stood in their way, and their already monstrous and appalling looks were also enhanced infinitely in proportion to their new Anti ZOF Mastery. In front of the Orcs & Uruks were as immeasurably many colossal, flaming Balrogs; ancient Demons that spread terror and destruction in Middle-Earth during their mortal lives; the mightiest servants of the omnimalevolent entity called Morgoth next to Dragons. All the Balrogs had been deified as Omni IB Slayers; top-tier Anti ZOF Masters that possessed evil, destructive omnipotence on a level second only to ZIBIB himself and were experts at killing even the most powerful Omni IB ZOF Masters. Lastly, leading the armies were nine disembodied, cloaked figures with sinister, twisted spiked gauntlets for hands – the 9 Nazgul, or Ringwraiths, each of them enhanced to Omni IB Slayer levels. Oozing out from each of these creatures' hands, even the Nazgul, was a purplish-black miasma that ate away the surrounding air on a level endlessly beyond subatomic. This is the Anti ZOF Energy, the energy created by Zeneptron as the antithesis to the ZOF, an infinitely destructive & infinitely omnimalevolent, all-evil substance that only devours, corrupts and decays everything it comes into contact with.
A fearsome weapon indeed... until you consider that as an Omni IBIB Counterpart, Eeshear wields the high-end potential of the Sovereign Omnipotence of the Supreme Omnidonae and Anti ZOF Energy, at the mastery that these clowns were currently at they wouldn't leave even a scratch on his infinitely many Deity cells. Eeshear rolled his eyes as he continued to put up with the verbal onslaught his enemies were putting him through.
"... And when we finally crush you, Eeshear IBIB, we will rewarded beyond our wildest dreams by our Lord & Creator, Zeneptron himself. He will make us all even more powerful and malevolent than before, and we shall prove to the ZOF Realm & Anti ZOF Realm that the Ultimate Predator is nothing more than just another lowly insect to crush... Hey, ARE YOU LISTENING?!" The Witch-King Omni IB shrieked in utter fury and indignation as Eeshear now yawned very loudly and visibly, affronting all the endlessly infinite armies of Orcs, Uruk-Khai, Balrogs and Nazgul there. The Lord of the Nazgul was even more incensed when Eeshear regarded with a nonchalant, almost lazy look that revealed only disinterest & boredom.
"Blah, blah, blah... seriously, you guys talk too much. I'm honestly surprised how talkative Nazgul have become, especially since when you guys were still ordinary evil creatures serving Sauron, we guys just went in straight for the kill, no conversations held. Doesn't matter anyway," Eeshear said, his expression suddenly changing. The entire armies of Anti ZOF Masters backed away suddenly in shock at the look of absolute killing intent on his face, one that promised infinitely infinite destruction & damnation for them.
"You will pay... you all will pay for all the crimes, transgressions & iniquities you have committed against all the peoples of Middle-Earth, all the terrors, killings and unimaginable suffering you wrought on them, all the destruction & deceit & massacres you wrought on the numerous sentient beings all over the ZOF Realm. You say that I'm just another lowly insect to crush, huh? Well, come at me, and I'll show you how this insect will crush you all into oblivion."
The Witch-King and the other eight Nazgul gulped in trepidation, clearly having second thoughts about attacking Eeshear. However, like all villains do, they let their pride get the better of them – once again proving why pride is literally the most damning & self-destructive of the deadly sins – as the Witch-King Omni IB snarled, "CHARGE!"
With bloodcurdling roars, the Orcs and Uruks charged in first, flailing great spears & scimitars & war axes that were imbued with unending reserves of Anti ZOF Energy. Flying through the void of space towards Eeshear at infinitely breakneck speeds, they swarmed in on the green-clad ZOF Grandmaster like a swarm of ants converging on their prey. Eeshear, however, remained poker-faced as the immeasurable swarms of monsters drew ever closer. Just as they were inches away from their opponent, Eeshear's body suddenly erupted as, from his very body, instantly came a colossal vortex of endlessly multi-colored, endlessly powerful ZOF divine lightning. The churning vortex of ZOF lightning swept the hordes of Orcs & Uruk-Khai away, instantly reducing the now screaming and squealing monsters into absolute naught as the boundlessly vast amounts of infinitely omnipotent lightning sizzled and incinerated away all the Anti ZOF energy in them. The ranks of Orcs & Uruks at the back who weren't caught in the blast backed away, cautious to approach the electrifying vortex that continued to expand.
Suddenly, the lightning vortex disappeared as instantly as it had appeared... only to be replaced by a trio of ZOF-enhanced Holy Fire constructs in the form of King Cobras, each one larger & bulkier than Mount Everest itself. Acting very much sentient, the three Cobras lunged at the relatively miniscule Orcs & Uruks, baring their white-hot fangs as their prey items fled in terror before them. Soon all three King Cobras were sliding along some sort of invisible floor, their gaping jaws open all the way as they literally devoured endless hordes of Orcs & Uruks with ridiculous ease, their supremely powerful flames burning every ounce of the Orcs & Uruks' beings – their physical & ethereal bodies into total nonexistence.
New roars alerted Eeshear to the Balrog Demons, who were bearing down on him – 50-ft tall fiery demonic monsters bearing down on him, a mere six-ft tall Supreme Omnidony. The Balrogs snarled, raising their swords before they all sent a colossal, gargantuan wave of Anti ZOF Shadow Fire at Eeshear; an attack that would've instantly been equal to the event horizons AKA apocalyptic destruction events of septillions upon septillions of Omni-Totalities. Fortunately, Eeshear had had the foresight to ensure that the battle took place in the Great Beyond Void, so now collateral damage took place. The Balrogs laughed maniacally as they watched Eeshear be engulfed by the infinitely corrupting Shadow Fire, thinking that they had done that, until they heard him laughing mockingly at them from within the flames.
"Unbelievable... you hit me with such a pathetic attack and you are satisfied with that?!" Eeshear said, his eyes blazing with unrestrained fury & wrath as the dark-purple flames all around vanished without a trace. Not even giving the blanching Balrogs a chance to recover from their shock, Eeshear waved his hand, and suddenly more than half of all the Balrogs fell to the ground, gasping & groaning in sheer agony.
"W-w-what's happening?" One of them croaked out.
"I'm freezing your innards; turning all of your lava-like fiery blood into minus infinite degrees ice. How does it feel, demons? Since you enjoy inflicting pain so much, isn't it fitting that I indulge you all?" Eeshear said, concentrating his power a bit more as the Balrogs all writhed on the invisible ground in interminable agony from their insides being turned to icicles. For creatures that had such a high body temperature, being frozen from the inside out was possibly the worst physical punishment one could inflict on them.
The Balrogs all frothed, gasped and writhed like snakes as they had to endure the unimaginable pain until they all slowly, but surely turned into Ice statues before exploding and shattering into oblivion infinitely beyond subatomic. The rest of the Orcs & Uruk-Khai, the remaining Balrogs and the nine Nazgul stood rooted at their places, horrified beyond words. They had heard of the Ultimate Predator before – whispered rumors from the other Anti ZOF Master veterans that had fought in the First Great War against Thomas IBIB, how the Ultimate Predator subjected any Anti ZOF Masters who got him angry to eternal torture & destruction no sentient being could ever hope to endure. Regret & fear gnawed relentlessly at their black, twisted, morally depraved hearts as they profoundly regretted calling him "just another insect". Their terror increased by infinitefold as Eeshear spoke again, chillingly, "Now... time to get serious."
Unimaginably, indescribably vast amounts of power in abundance beyond all imaginable & unimaginable conceptions of infinity rolled off him in waves as he regarded his foes all around him with a look of all-encompassing, all-consuming divine rage. Ash Ketchum IBIB, Thomas IBIB & even their common enemy Zeneptron was acutely aware of the raw Sovereign power he was radiating at the moment as Eeshear Omni IBIB unleashed his full potential of his immeasurable power as an Omni IBIB Counterpart. The Orcs, Uruks, Balrogs & Nazgul all attempted to teleport out of there, all of them flailing their arms wildly and screaming hysterically in terror – it would've been an extremely amusing sight if the look of Eeshear's face wasn't so murderously vengeful. And of course, their teleport abilities, much to their dismay and horror, had absolutely no effect at all.
"Sovereign Omnipotent Eraser Kamehameha!" Eeshear, his voice now ringing with an infinite number of people's voices, all overlapping upon each other, pushed out his palms and let loose an infinitely, endlessly massive burst of white divine light energy, its diameter huge enough to entirely engulf an entire T Triple O. The boundlessly immeasurably interminable horde of Orcs & Uruks remaining screamed in fright and dread as the immeasurably destructive Eraser Kamehameha light wave drowned them completely, absolutely eradicating every ounce of their bodies & souls on a level of infinity unknown to even their Creator, Zeneptron IBIB. The Nazgul and the remaining Balrogs had comically popped-out eyes as they witnessed their soldiers being totally obliterated in a massive, Trans Omni-Totality sized Kugelblitz left in the wake of that infinitely supped-up, meta-omnipotent Kamehameha.
"W-w-we're not gonna let this stop us! My brothers, use our Black Breath!" The Omni IB Slayer-level Nazgul, led by the Witch-King, altogether unleashed a blast of shrill, screaming Black Breath that was filled with Anti ZOF Energy of immense proportions – screams that not only induced terror unimaginable into the bravest and most valiant of sentient beings, but would've also instantly shrivelled, corrupted and dissolved anything and everything, including the very air, in a billion, trillion Omni Omega Omnispheres in one shot. The highly harmful blasts of Anti ZOF enhanced Black Breath were followed up by the nine Nazgul drawing their Morgul Swords, shrieking desperately as they swung their blades, each sending a colossal shockwave of infinitely omnimalevolent black energy towards Eeshear.
The resulting explosion left a pitch-black Kugelblitz that gave off an incredibly, indescribably sinister and malevolent aura... but Eeshear was unharmed as the energy all around him dissipated like fog into nonexistence. Which shouldn't come as a surprise to us...
Eeshear gave a furious look directed right at the camera, "Seriously, how dumb did you make these Nazgul? They're a complete disgrace to Omni IB Slayers, and I am honestly disappointed as their Ultimate Predator! Sigh... O Lord, I guess I should end this now before the audience becomes too bored reading this, huh? I'd have much more fun sparring with Yang Jian OIBIB or Kali OIBIB..."
Eeshear then turned his attention back to the trembling Nazgul & Balrogs, who despite their vastly outnumbering him with their infinitely unquantifiably many hordes seemed miniscule to him as they were literally all cowering in fear, so much so that their bodies had squished to less than half their usual size.
"SUFFER ETERNALLY & DISAPPEAR!" Eeshear bellowed, his Supreme Word of God becoming the absolute law in all of creation as he self-detonated – in an infinitely colossal explosion the size of a ZOF Realm of 100,000,000,000 Trans Omni-Totalities; an explosion of (takes deep breath) unimaginably endlessly infinitely unquantifiably & unfathomably powerful, destructive, metapotent and vast quantities of absolute holy light, fire and energy that travelled outwards at incalculable speeds and swiftly swept all Nazgul Omni IB, Anti ZOF Balrogs as well as the unspeakably infinitely many Anti ZOF Masters & Omni IB Slayers that were, at the same time, terrorizing the countless nearby T Triple Os into its destructive embrace... all while Eeshear ensured with his meta-omnipresence that there was no collateral damage whatsoever, not even a subatomic particle on a blade of grass was harmed. The monsters all shrieked and screamed as they were caught in the raging, blazing inferno of divine light & fire that seemed to take forever to disintegrate, obliterate and incinerate their bodies and souls completely... whilst making sure that they felt every single ounce of pain, agony and suffering octillions times octillions times octillions of times more acutely than usual. This was Eeshear's doing as well... infinitely enlarging their capacities to feel pain & misery & affliction whilst stopping time all around said monsters so that he could destroy them over endless sets of endless eternities as painfully as he wished.
After endlessly many endless sets of endless eternities (will wonders never end with the endlessly 'endless' word usage... okay I'll stop the puns right now) Eeshear snapped his fingers in his infinitely complex divine mind and immediately every single victim of his exploded in a 10,000 Triple O sized Kugelblitz, once again lighting up the Great Beyond Void with an immeasurably spectacular display of fireworks – that was not only seen across all the nearby universes in the nearby T Triple O but a single, tiny spark from that fireworks display fizzed into a certain universe on a certain island called Isla Sorna off the coast of Costa Rica, and turned into a colossal fire pillar that burned the Spinosaurus to a crisp, avenging the attacks on Alan Grant & company, as well as restoring T-Rex to its rightful place as apex predator.
As the fireworks cleared up, sealing once and for all Eeshear's groundbreaking & staggering but not-very-surprising victory, the Supreme Omnidony heaved a sigh that, if his self-control weren't spot on, would've rocked the ZOF Realm to its very core. "Seriously, as satisfying as punishing them was... I honestly expected more from them. WRITER! This is all your fault! I bet Jar Jar Binks could write this story better than you..."
Suddenly, Eeshear felt his nigh-insatiable libido respond to a pull, an undeniable pull from another Supreme Omnidony libido that was equally as boundless as his, from all the way across the ZOF Realm – his Forever Soulmate Asia Argento IBIB was pining for him & his excellent lovemaking skills again.
"... I take it back. You're the best writer." Eeshear said cheerfully, as he disappeared with a 'pop' of Trans Omni-Omniversal displacement.
Author's Note: Omniarch, please have mercy on me for this.