Summary: The worlds of Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron collide inside the ring! Yes, tonight some old rivalries and some newer ones started. Tonight the matches you wanted to see and even some you didn't will be showcased here! So sit back, relax and strap yourself in for some high octane action and excitement! LIVE from the sold out Dimmadome in beautiful Dimmsdale, California...and only available on Pay Per View: It's the September to Dismember 2016!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but my own twisted thoughts. The characters belong to Butch Hartman, John Adams and Nickelodeon. The match types, move and wrestler names belong to World Wrestling Entertainment. The songs used as entrance themes and for other purposes belong to the people who wrote and/or sung them.

Video Package (set to AC/DC's "Highway to Hell"):

"Tonight is the night. Tonight, mere mortals reach for immortality. Tonight the participants will step onto the grand stage and leave everything in the ring. For most, it's about the respect of their peers and counterparts. Tonight, two geniuses settle the score…in blood. Three young men, mostly considered "background clutter" get their moment to shine. Two educators settle their differences inside a god awful environment. The parents of the two protagonists do battle in a tag team grudge match. Tonight, three young women battle it out for the love of one young man. The time is indeed now! It is the first annual September to Dismember!"

The package ends and fireworks and other pyrotechnics go off inside the Dimmadome as the September to Dismember kicks off! The camera pans around the sold out arena to see over 17,000 screaming fans from both Dimmsdale and Retroville. Then the camera shows the Hell in a Cell hanging ominously above the ring. Just then, the song "Good Ol' Boys" by Waylon Jennings hits and the mayors of Dimmsdale and Retroville walk down the aisle to address the crowd. "Good Evening and welcome to the first annual September to Dismember!" says the mayor of Dimmsdale to thunderous applause. "Yes indeed this will be a special night!" says Retroville's mayor to even more applause. "Let's get things started…here is your ring announcer for the evening…teen singing sensation Chip Skylark!" yells the Dimmsdale mayor as Chip makes his way to the ring carrying his cards for the evening. After some posing in the ring, he grabs the mic as the camera pans to our announce team for the evening: a man with green hair, a woman with pink hair done fashionably in a loose ponytail, and a robotic dog.

"Hello everybody and welcome to this special evening!" says the woman with the pink hair, "This is Wanda Geronimo along side my broadcast colleagues, first not only is he my partner for this broadcast, he is also my lovable (but sometimes air headed) husband: Cosmo Geronimo." The camera pans to Cosmo picking his nose with the eraser of his pencil, upon noticing the camera on him, he begins to wave like an idiot. Wanda groans a little and continues down the line to the robotic dog "And sitting next to him, Jimmy Neutron's own dog Goddard, who we understand has downloaded an announcer program just for tonight." Goddard sits up and nods his head at Wanda's intro.

"Well guys, tonight's card is impressive, from top to bottom it seems that grudges will be settled in the ring! But none are bigger guys, then the Main Event. Tonight, Trixie Tang, Tootie Flanagan, and Cindy Vortex will compete in a Three Way Dance. No titles are on the line, but at least to these three, something more important is at stake: the love and affection of one young man: Timmy Turner!"

Cosmo looked at his notes and nodded his head excitedly. "We know Tootie and Trixie's rivalry over Timmy goes back ages, but with Cindy once again in the picture, this could get ugly. I think it was smart of the matchmakers to make that a Three Way Dance, what about you Goddard?"

Goddard looked at his partner and just opened his mouth, and a very strong southern drawl came forth. "Well Cosmo, the match between A.J. and Jimmy is rooted in deep seated jealousy. From the moment Jimmy first entered Dimmsdale, A.J. has been green with envy about there being another genius of his caliber anywhere. But my question is why a First Blood match? Don't they understand that they could lose brain cells?" Wanda nodded in agreement and then added "Yes I'm sure they do, but this rivalry is so heated, the matchmakers felt it was necessary to make it a First Blood match."

After they were finished, Chip held the mic to his mouth and started to introduce the first contest of the evening. "Ladies and Gentleman, this is the opening contest! It is scheduled for one fall, and it is the Secondary Friend Triple Threat Match!" As soon as he was finished, Korn's "Freak on a Leash" began playing and fireworks went off around the entranceway as the first competitor made his way to the ring. "Introducing the participants: first, born in Fayetteville, North Carolina, weighing 185 lbs.: SANJAY THOMPSON!" Sanjay walks down the aisle dressed in camo pants and a white tank top.

As he enters the ring and heads for one corner and stretches out, red strobe lights begin to go off by the entrance and the lights go out as Metallica's "Enter Sandman" blares through the P.A. system. "His opponents: first from Retroville, Texas, weighing 205 lbs: CARL WHEEZER!" A slimed down Carl made his way to the ring slowly, dressed only in track pants and a black t-shirt. He got in the ring and stared down Sanjay.

Mudvayne's "Not Falling" started and the last participant made his way to the ring slowly. "And lastly, from Dimmsdale, California, weighing 161 lbs: ELMER BENSON!" A boil-less Elmer, dressed in jean shorts and a light blue tank top stood outside the ring staring down his two opponents, then slowly he slid between the ropes. The referee assigned the contest met all the young men in the center of the ring and explained the rules.

"Wow, these young men sure have blossomed since they hit puberty. Look at Sanjay!" Wanda said. Cosmo looked up from his notes again and agreed with his wife. "But what possible reason could these three have to fight one another?" Goddard questioned as the three split and went to neutral corners. "Well, from my research, They just wanted a moment to shine in the spotlight, however being the opening bout doesn't help matters I guess. " Wanda noted. Goddard just tilted his head as the referee called for the bell and the match is now underway.

A/N: Well, I hope you enjoyed it so far, even though it was less on action and more on talking and exposition. Chapter 2 will feature this match, a backstage interview with Tootie, and the introductions for the next contest. Again, I hope you are enjoying this and that you would be so kind as to pass along a review. It must be noted that I am a big fan of the old school ECW, and I try to use some of that as an influence on the "hardcore" matches here.