Loki Tightly gripped himself with his right hand to keep the five cups of tea he had drunken that evening from exploding out of him. He of course tried to hide this with his left hand so it merely appeared as if he were only resting his hands in his lap. He currently resided in the passager's seat of his current-boyfriend's violent Cadillac. He had moved in with the infamous Clown Prince of Crime a few weeks ago after having rescued the clown from being 'kidnapped' by Batman. The two of course bonded quickly over their common interests and one thing led to another. The main thing the two, mischievous Brits had in common, is that they were both looking to give up their lives of crime in favor of being normal human-beings.
Currently, the two lovers were on their way to their first, babysitting job. Since they had abandoned their life of crime, they were no longer able to steal their money so now, they had to earn it themselves. They could only live off of what little gold that Loki had brought with him from Asgard for so long, after all. The Joker had decided to disguise himself with a grey suit and a black wig. He did not even bother trying to recolor his skin since it was seen as normal for some men to have pale skin nowadays.
Since Loki already appeared to be a normal human-being, he merely wore his infamous, black suit. The raven-haired extraterrestrial drew in a shaky breath as he shifted uncomfortably in his seat. He was really regretting not relieving his painfully-full bladder of all of that tea he drank before they had set off on their new quest for a job.
"Jack, I thought you said this place was only ten minutes away...We've been driving around for a bloody hour!" Loki complained as he jiggled a bit in his seat. He was thankful for the darkness of the night right now since the darkened car hid his true desperation.
"About that...See? Funny story..." The Joker nervously began.
"You have not gotten us lost...Tell me you have not gotten us lost!" Loki narrowed his eyes at the clown. His bladder most-definitely did not have the patience for this.
"Alright, I won't tell you..." The Joker squeaked nervously. He knew that Loki actually had the super-powers that he lacked and this fact intimidated him greatly. However, he liked the way Loki scared him; The way that merely looking at him sent a chill down his spine excited him, aroused him even. Was it guilt from the way he use to treat his ex, Harley Quinn? Did it make him feel better that someone else could make him feel so helpless just like he made her feel?
He was unsure of the reason but he merely knew that he liked it.
"Ooohhhhh, why?! WHY DO YOU GO IN THE BLOODY, WRONG DIRECTION?!" Loki voiced his frustrations as he pounded his fist on the console repeatedly. He immediately regretted this action as this nearly made his bladder push out a few leaks, forcing him to hold himself tightly, with both hands whilst doubling over to keep the urine inside of him.
"Lo-Lo! Relax! Relax! I know where we are, now; we're almost there! We'll be there in twenty-more minutes..." The Joker nervously reassured his irritable boyfriend.
"We'd better be..." Loki squirmed in his seat a bit before elegantly crossing his legs. He kept reassuring himself that he could hold it for another twenty minutes, though in the back of his mind, he was unsure if he would actually be able to even make it to the house without having an accident. They were currently driving down a road with only woodsy areas on either side and there was no way the former-prince was about the ask his boyfriend of all people to pull over so he could relieve himself on a tree like a common dog. He would just have to wait until they had reached their destination to relieve himself. Loki's confidence in being able to make it to the toilet on time began to falter drastically after five minutes had passed.
The Brit nervously chewed on the index-finger of his right hand as he tightly squeezed himself with his left hand and his legs were crossed so tightly, that they were trembling.
"Lo-Lo?" The Joker finally broke the silence upon hearing his boyfriend release a tiny whimper. Loki jumped slightly, having been startled by The Joker's sudden question as another leak nearly escaped from his overflowing-bladder.
"What?" The sorcerer hissed between gritted teeth.
"Are you okay? You seem a bit anxious..." The Joker pointed out.
"I'm fine..." Loki growled in response before crossing his legs the other way.
"Lo-Lo, I know you...I know when something's bothering you so tell me: What's the matter?" The Joker pressed, further.
"Nothing!" Loki retorted but his voice did waver a bit this time as he drew in another, shallow breath. He began to bounce a little to keep the urine inside of his bladder as he bit his bottom-lip until it bled to keep himself from whining.
"Nothing or something?" The Joker suspiciously interrogated in a comical manner.
"Alright, fine! I desperately need a wee! Happy?!" Loki finally snapped. This was a humiliating thing to admit, especially to his boyfriend but he could feel the urine teetering on the edge of his urethra. He knew he would not be able to hold it all the way to their destination and he wanted The Joker to do something, anything to help him get his relief, immediately. It would be more humiliating to wet himself in front of his boyfriend than to merely admit his urge to him or urinate in a place that to him, seemed undignified.
"Oh...Well, we'll be there in fifteen, more minutes; can you hold it until then?" The Joker asked gently as his face began to flush to almost a normal skin-tone.
"No! I've never had to wee this badly in all of my life!" Loki frantically admitted as he hunched over a bit. Further adding to his humiliation, his eyes began to fill with tears due to how much pain he was in.
"Is it that bad, Lo-Lo?" The Joker frowned in sympathy as he desperately tried to ignore the throbbing in his own nether-regions. Seeing Loki this desperate to pee made his lower-half feel strange. Was seeing Loki need to pee making him need to pee as well? He was unsure but he was more concerned with his boyfriend's discomfort than his own at the moment.
"Yes! It's bloody bad! I need to wee, right now or I am going to wee on myself!" Loki exclaimed, blushing furiously as he proceeded to squirm in his seat in a manner that was similar to that of a small child that was about to have an accident.
"Oh...Do you want me to pull over?" The Joker offered, his voice a bit strained.
"Please? Please?! Please?! I am about to burst!" Loki begged as his voice was now nothing-more than a whimper. He was beyond humiliated at this point; having been forced to cry and beg by his own, disgusting bodily-functions.
"Okay! Okay!" The Joker nervously reassured as he slowed down the car to pull over to the side of the road. Loki quicky used the hand that was at one point, buried in his crotch to unzip his trousers whilst he opened his car-door with his free hand. Once he had stood up he quickly pulled himself out and began to squeez with all of his might. Loki let out a small whimper of pain at the horrible feeling of his urine creeping back up into his already-bursting bladder.
No matter how hard he clinched his muscles, he was unable to void even the tiniest drop of urine from his bladder. It were as if someone had shoved a rock into his urethra, blocking and urine from escaping.
"Um...Lo-Lo? I don't hear you tinkling and I don't mean to rush you or anything but we're already reeeaaally, really late and I really don't want these people to cancel on us because we reeeaaally need the money..." The Joker timidly announced after an entire minute of Loki not being able to even dribble for a few seconds. Loki let out a sigh of frustration as he put himself away. He could feel the urine returning to his tip once again which made zipping his pants back up without relieving any of the pressure torturous.
Loki let out a tiny whimper as he slowly sat down in his seat, needing to hold himself, tightly as he slammed his door. He was tempted to just jump right back out, unzip his pants and pee like a war-horse but his bladder was too shy to allow him to pee out in the open like that. His knee began to bounce impatiently as mentally cursed his shy-bladder syndrome.
"Oo! I can't hold it anymore!" Loki whined after five, more minutes as he was completely unable to sit still at this point. The Joker frowned in concern for his poor boyfriend as he did a quick, mental scan of his car in search of something that Loki could pee in. He now felt bad for cleaning out his car this morning since there were once plenty of empty beer-bottles that Loki could have used for a makeshift toilet littering his floor.
"Ah-ha! Here!" The Joker beamed upon finding a small Ziplock-bag Beneath his seat.
"How...elegant but that bag is much-too small to hold all of my wee..." Loki pointed out in a deadpan-tone, despite his constant squirming and the fact that both of his hands were burried between his trembling-thighs.
"Maybe not but you can stick your wiener in it incase you leak so your pants don't get wet..." The Joker further offered with a blush.
"Fine! J-Just give it to me!" Loki snatched the tiny, plastic bag from his boyfriend's hand, using all of his strength not to start peeing the second he unzipped his pants. The raven-haired Brit whimpered in pain at the familiar feeling of the urine creeping back up inside of him once he had slipped the bag over himself but he was also unable to contain a sigh of relief at the security that this act had stopped him from urinating all over himself. Loki was now certain he would be able to hold in his torrent of urine until they had reached their destination until The Joker had accidentally driven over a pothole. Loki gasped once the jolt of the car had not only made a spurt leak out but had also broken a seal that allowed Loki's bladder to begin to dribble, rapidly.
Loki released a whimper as he squeezed himself in an attempt to stop the flow. He released another whimper when he had accidentally squeezed a bit, more urine out of himself before finally managing to stop his dribbling. Proceeding to hold back his urine had become a harder task at this point as once he had already begun to go, he had to strain, extra hard to keep the dribbling from starting up again and the feeling of his hot urine resting beneath his burning tip was not making this task any easier.
"J-Jack...I really need to go..." Loki warned between pants as he he began to sweat at this point.
"I know, Lo-Lo; I know..." The Joker frowned as he patted the knee of his boyfriend's trembling leg.
"Look! We're already here!" The Joker announced as Loki looked up to see that they were indeed pulling into a driveway. The thought of being close to a toilet, yet still so far away since they would still need to wait for the parents to let them in, was once again, torturous for poor Loki's bursting bladder. Loki could practically see and hear his urine splashing into the toilet-bowl, he could practically feel the relief of finally getting to empty his dangerously-enlarged bladder. When he could even smell the urine, he snapped out of his pleasant, daydream only to discover that he was now actually peeing heavily into the Ziplock bag.
His cheeks burned a deep red from embarrassment as the bag was begging to fill rapidly. As terrible as it felt, he clenched all of his muscles as tightly as he could before finally getting his stream to stop. This was not an easy task since he really needed to go to the bathroom. His burning tip was completely submerged in his hot urine, making it nearly impossible for him to keep his stream from starting back up again. Once he had finally gotten the burn of stopping mid-stream to subside, he carefully removed the bag and zipped it up to contain the urine. Letting out a groan of both disgust mixed with discomfort, Loki began to feel ashamed of himself for reliving a small portion of his bladder into something other than a toilet.
"Can you wait until we get inside or do you want me to stall them while you dump that out and finish up here?" The Joker offered.
"I am a gentleman; I refuse to relieve myself in a plastic bag..." Loki retorted. Even though The Joker's suggestion was tempting, Loki set the urine-filled bag into the vehicle's cup-holders and zipped his soggy, nether-regions back up into the tight pants of his suit. It took every bit of strength that Loki held in his body to not collapse to the ground or allow any leaks to escape upon getting out of the car. He actually had to stand completely still for a few moments to keep the hot torrent from escaping into his pants as he tightly clenched every muscle in his body.
"Lo-Lo?" The Joker spoke up, concerned about the way his boyfriend just completely froze. Was Loki about to have an accident, right where he was standing. The Joker felt his face heat up at the thought as he tightly clenched his own legs together. That strange feeling was returning again but he was still unsure of what it was.
"I'm fine..." Loki grunted in a strained tone as he reluctantly forced himself to stiffly make his way over to the front-door. He was so close. He rang the doorbell and bounced, impatiently as he waited.
"Come on, come on..." Loki quietly urged the parents to hurry up and open the door beneath his breath. When The Joker had finally caught up to him, Loki was beginning to nervously wring the lower-front of his blazer. He knew he would not be able to outlast the need to pee much longer but just as he was considering shape-shifting into a dog to stealthy relieve himself on their first clients' shrubs, said-clients finally answered the door, much to his temporary relief. However, Loki was forced to do an obvious potty-dance in order to control his bladder whilst he and his boyfriend were forced to listen to the couple they were babysitting for lecture them about being late before providing them with a long list of instructions on how to properly care for their children.
Loki of course, was the first to rush inside once the couple had invited them in but he had halted in his tracks upon realizing that he had no idea where their bathroom was.
"Wait!" He cried out but it was too late, the couple had already left before he could get a chance to ask them where their bathroom was.
"I-I never asked them where the bathroom was..." Loki squeaked, his voice strained from how much effort it took for him to keep his painfully-full bladder from emptying itself in his pants. He was tightly gripping himself as his legs were pressed together so tightly, that they were trembling violently.
"Okay! Okay! I'm sure the bathroom won't be too hard to find, especially since we're downstairs." The Joker reassured his suffering-boyfriend as he gently took Loki's hand in his.
"Are you our new babysitters?" The little boy that they were going to be payed to watch asked before The Joker could have a chance to help Loki find the bathroom. Loki drew in strained but shallowed breaths, uncomfortably shifting his hips as he impatiently waited for his clown of a boyfriend to finish making small-talk with their first clients' child. Bouncing a bit, Loki was about to interrupt his boyfriend's conversation with the child but he then froze up at the sight and sound of the little boy's younger-sister beginning to loudly pee in her potty-training potty, right in front of them.
"Where's your bathroom?! Where's your bathroom?! WHERE'S YOUR BATHROOM?!" Loki desperately cried out as his urine was now beginning to dribble out of him. He really could not hold it anymore.
"Sorry Tom, I forgot..." The Joker frowned in sympathy before turning to, once again face the small boy.
"Sweetie? Could you be a dear and tell us where your bathroom is? Tom is having a bit of a potty-emergency..." The Joker addressed Loki by his fake, 'human' name. The Joker had chosen the name: 'Tom' for Loki since he felt that Loki 'looked like a Tom.'
"DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT!" Loki practically shrieked. His face was flushed with embarrassment as his dribbling-pee was being to dampen a small portion of the crotch-area if his pants. On the verge of tears, Loki let out a small sob as he tightened his grip on himself. Upon obtaining the location of the bathroom, The Joker pulled one of a Loki's dampened hands from his crotch to begin leading him down the hallway.
"Maybe he said it was this door...Nope..." The Joker had opened the door to the laundry-room after having opened the door to two hall-closets, a playroom, an exercise room and an office.
"J...Jack..." Loki panted, his voice barely above a whisper. The Joker blushed heavily as the sight of Loki hunched over, one hand burried into his crotch while his tightly-crossed legs were trembling with desperation but then he frowned in sympathy at the sight of the tears that were now gushing freely from Loki's bright-green eyes.
"I'm not going to make it..." He sobbed softly, his face scrunched up with a look of pure agony. The Joker did not like seeing his boyfriend in this much pain but he also knew that Loki would be devastated if he wet himself so he quickly looked around the laundry-room for a makeshift toilet.
Aha! Here!" The Joker proudly announced after he lead Loki over to the hamper.
"There?! Absolutely not! We're at someone else's house! They'll never forgive us!" Loki angrily cried as he pulled his hand back from The Joker to wipe his tears away.
"What? The clothes in there are going to be washed anyway and you clearly need to pee like crazy; would you rather it be in the hamper or in your pants?" The Joker pointed out. With a whimper Loki desperately shuffled over to the hamper and opened it.
"I'll keep the kids busy..." The Joker promised upon seeing Loki hesitate after gripping his zipper. Though the Joker did step out of the room to give Loki some privacy, he did stay by the door so he could hear him pee. He felt so wrong for doing this but he just really wanted to hear him go for reasons he was unsure of himself.
"Aaaaaahhhhhhhh! Thank...Odin..." At the sound of Loki's moans of relief as well as the sound of his thick, powerful stream splattering all over the filthy material that filled the hamper, The Joker of course felt that strange feeling return to his loins as his face began to heat up tremendously. It was only when he felt his pants grow tighter, that The Joker finally realized that the thought of Loki peeing aroused him. Normally, he would have found this thought strange but then he remembered that Harley had the exact-Same fetish for him back when she use to love him. 'Omorashi,' he believed she called it.
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh...Mmmmmmm..." Hot tears once again gushed from Loki's eyes at the euphoric relief of finally getting to empty his bursting bladder of everything he drank that night. After what felt like an eternity, the blissful feeling of relief finally wore off and now, Loki was just peeing normally. After a few moments, Loki finally remembered where he was as the smell of urine filled his nostrils. Shame began to fill him as he looked down at his stream, that was now more of a slow trickling, spilling into someone else's hamper, all over someone else's clothing.
Once his steam finally trickled to a stop, Loki forced out a few, more spurts with a grunt before shaking away any, remaining, urine droplets and zipping himself back inside of his pants. He did not even bother himself with the effort of wiping his tears away since he was already planning to curl up in the corner that was located on the side of the room that was opposite of the soiled-hamper to quietly begin to cry.
"Are you done? Lo-Lo? What's wrong?" The Joker sympathetically questioned. He had come in to check on Loki once he no longer heard him peeing but the sight of his boyfriend crying alarmed him for obvious reasons.
"GET AWAY FROM ME! DON'T TOUCH ME! Don't look at me..." Loki smacked The Joker's hands away when the clown had knelt down to place it on his shoulder.
"Shhh...Come here...It's okay..." The Joker was persistent as he willingly took a few slaps and kicks to the face to pull Loki into a hug that was far-too tight.
"No! It's not alright! I just weed all over someone else's clothing! I'm a savage!" Loki sobbed as he finally gave in to his boyfriend's hug to cling to him for dear-life.
"Loki, the hamper's for dirty clothes; I betcha everything those kids already peed all over them...No one will ever know but you and me..." The Joker reassured, rubbing Loki's back in soothing circles.
"B-But I couldn't control my bladder long enough to relieve myself in the toilet..." Loki sniffled.
"It's alright, you were just having an emergency; that means you were either going to ruin your pants or your kidneys if you didn't pee right that second...It happens to more people than you think...It's perfectly-normal...I don't love you any less than I did when I first layed eyes on you..." The Joker further soothed.
"P...Promise?" Loki sniffled as he pulled away to stare into his boyfriend's large, dark eyes.
"Promise...I'll even wash the clothes myself if you're still worried about the parents finding out; they may pay us extra..." The Joker giggled as he gently wiped Loki's tears away. The Joker then blushed heavily when Loki suddenly planted a rough but passionate kiss on his pale lips. The Joker melted into the kiss as he always did when Loki would kiss him. Though Loki often got annoyed with him, The Joker still knew that Loki truly did love him and that was all he needed to be truly happy.