Hmm?
Bright light burned my eyes as I open them. Where am I? I asked myself. I groaned. What had I gotten myself into now?
After I had looked around, I figured I was in a hospital room. Just brilliant. Just what I needed, to visit a doctor. But what was the last thing I remember? I ponder.
Wait.
Just a minute.
I died, didn't I? I'm really pretty sure I died. Like one hundred percent sure. I mean, I was totally drowning with no one near in sight. Really no one. Yeah, I know, pretty dumb of me to just go swimming in the ocean when I'm the worst swimmer ever to be born and then to just go ahead and drown. Well, sorry!
So why was I waking up in a hospital now with a completly fine body. Now that I was thinking about it, it wasn't completly fine. I felt different. Not a bad different, just not normal. It felt like my skin got tighter and my body scretched. I looked down at my hands and froze. Those were not my hands! For a start they were to big to be mine and so pale and calloused. Not that I didn't like hard work and all, but not like that. And furthermore, those hands belong to a man! My soft, delicate woman hands were switched with man hands. It's only hands, I thought, but what about the rest of my body?
Carefully I brought my hands where normally my breasts should be and didn't move for a good few minutes. They were gone !! My two with fat filled breasts were gone! Instead of them I could feel a hard chest with impressive muscles. I'm surprisingly impressed, if I could say so and touched them more. Not often had I felt such a nice chest and body and oh my god, was that a sixpack?! It is! I had to say, I had a really nice body and couldn't conplain about it. But did I honestly want to know if it was there in my white hospital trousers? I needed to know. I needed to confirm that I was right and was now a man. So I moved my hands down south without looking at it and felt. It was there...
I was a MAN!
How? Why? When? Did this happen often and to just anybody? I never heard of someone just changing gender without the person knowing.
Okay, after my short break down I calmed down and tried to think about what I did know. First, I drowned then woke up in a hospital. I would have thought I was miraculously healed if there wasn't the fun fact that I changed gender. That would be my second point, I was now a man. I would have thought I would have more of a problem with that, but I was surprisingly okay with it. I mean, I was still me and I always was more than a tomboy and now I didn't have to fight with my monthly period which I hated more than anything, so yeah, completly okay. AND I could live one of my greatest fantasies! Yaoi! I always wanted a gay best friend and now I can be the gay friend! I need a mirror.
But first I needed to list more facts I knew. So thirdly, I was somewhere in a hospital and it was bright outside. Remind me to look out of the window after I found a mirror.
So I stood up carefully, because my legs were taller than I was used to and it was a weird sensation, but I got used to it fast and made my way to the white door which I assumed was the bathroom, hopefully. At first I made short steps, uncertain if my body was healed enough to just walk around. I needn't to worry, it felt completly fine. Now in the bathroom (I was right with the door) I looked into the mirror and froze instantly. I knew that face.
It was Uchiha fucking Shisui!
The one from the Narutoverse!
No way in hell was that my face.
But I confirmed it with my hands and touched every single centimeter I could find. My now black hair, pale cheeks and generally just pale face, my in my opinion feminine onyx coloured eyes. I was kind of peeved that this boy was prettier than I was when I was still in my old womanly body. That was so unfair. But it was an Uchiha, they were known for their looks. There was nothing to be mad about, I nodded to myself.
What did this mean? Am I a look-a-like? A twin? Did I hallucinate or dream? And if anything of this was wrong, did it mean I was the amazing Uchiha Shisui?
As fast as I could I ran into my room to the window. And it was fast! I was sure it wasn't even a second. Okay, this body was obviously well trained which meant I was either an experiment and they gave me some weird stuff or was really Shisui! I didn't know how to feel about that. I mean, the guy died and didn't even have his eyes when he did. Did this mean I survived the drowning just so I will die by falling down a waterfall. Okay, not really falling, but more like jumping. What is with me and dying because of water? But didn't I, I mean Shisui, need to die so Itachi will kill his clan and get his Mangekyo Sharingan? What would happen if Itachi didn't get his Mangekyo?!
As I calmed down by watching out of the window my apprehesion were true. I was in Konohagakure. I couldn't belive it. Sure, as a child I never wanted anything more than to visit Konoha just once and meet the characters, but now? I was a 22 years old woman. .. In the body of a 15 or 16 years old boy. Ha, my friend and family would be laughing at me. Oh, my family.. They certainly thought I was dead. Pain filled chest and my eyes watered, but no tears came out. I refused to cry. It was better that they thought I was dead, then they didn't have to search for me in a world I was no longer in. Yeah, everything will be fine. Maybe not in this world as I was sure there will be a war in a few years, but on their side everything will be fine.
I rubbed my chest slowly to ease the pain and was watching some people outside. I needed more information. Which timeline was I in? As I looked like an almost 16 year old boy I was sure it couldn't be long for the massacre to start. Or was it already over? Maybe I'm in his body now because he is dead, I speculated. But what about my eyes? I still had them. If I was in his body because he was dead then how did I get my eyes back? I truly didn't belive Danzo just came and said 'oh, look what I just found on the ground. I think it's yours.' Yeah, not gonna happen. But it would be totally funny. Maybe I was in an alternate Naruto dimension and everything was different! Okay, now I was thinking too much.
As I was thinking, the other door to my room clicked suddenly and I turned around to see an old wrinkled man in a white robe and grey hair coming inside and closing the door behind him.
Holy shit!
The Hokage, live and in blood. The day couldn't get weirder. Would it be crazy to just hug him and ask for an autograph? And shake his hand of course, couldn't forget that.
As I was internally fangirling, you couldn't read anything of that on my face, though there was a small smile on my lips. Maybe it was my inner Uchiha? Normally I was more on the loud side like... Temari? So this sudden calm had to do with this body, maybe Shisui was still there?
"Shisui-kun, it is good to finally see you awake" Hokage-sama said with a serene smile on his face. Yes, I was calling his Hokage-sama even in my head. I mean, I was standing in front of a legend, he needed to be respected, I nodded in my mind and bow respectfully when he spoke to me.
"Why don't you sit down so we can talk, I have a few questions and I am sure you have some to." As I was walking from the window to the bed and sat down, Hokage-sama took the small chair at the left side of the bed and did the same as I.
Silence followed.
I hated those. They made things so awkward. I was just nervously watching my fingernails for some non existent dirt while Hokage-sama's stare was trying to bore into my mind and soul. It was kind of scary and my hands began to feel a bit wet, but I was now an Uchiha and we are stoic men. Except from a few. Wasn't Shisui one of the exceptions?
Finally Hiruzen-sama talked again.
"The doctor said that it could be that you have some holes in your memories. What can you remember? Do you know who I am?" he asked slowly with a small hint of worry
"As if I could forget Hokage-sama" i said a bit cheekily with a bright smile on my face to which he just gave a small smile back. Hokage-sama was like a grandfather and everyone in Konoha was his family. I loved this guy. Of course, he had his faults too. His loyality to Danzo wasn't good and I was not a fan of how he didn't tell Naruto of his parents and how he handled this problem. If it was any other child I would be angry, but he was right, Naruto just wasn't one for secrets and if he did tell him everyone would know in a span of 10 minutes. But I really didn't like how he couldn't do more of the treatment of Naruto. Wasn't Konoha a militaristic dictatorship or something? He just let the council walk all over him. He was just too kind sometimes.. But even though, I totally loved this guy.
Now, back to the problem. Looks like the doctor gave me the perfect excuse to lie about my memories. It wasn't like I could say I was a woman in reality. That would totally go down drain. Not going to happen. I just had to play Shisui to the best of my knowledge about him which wasn't that much considering he was already dead before the series began.
"I'm not going to lie, Hokage-sama, but my memories are a bit muddled up. I remember people, but mostly not how my relationship was to them, mostly. I don't really remember my childhood except a few things. And I'm not sure if I know how to fight anymore. I would need to test that." It would be so cool if I could use the Shunshin no Jutsu. Oh oh! And the Sharingan! So cool! "I'm not even sure how I ended up here. Maybe you could fill some of these holes, sir?" I asked unsure.
Hiruzen-sama nodded thouhgtfully his smile almost gone.
"You are right. I hope you are fit enough to hear all of it. I'm sure it won't be easy."