As the title states it was another world meeting with France and England arguing and America and Russia getting ready to start another war. This is about the time that China started to get pissed off, 1. because he has enough things to deal with in his own country and doesn't need to hear about their petty fighting and 2. since he's the oldest he views the other nations as little children and let's face it kids can be annoying sometimes. So the first problem he dealt with was France and England.
He went up to them, knocked them down face first on the floor, stepped on their backs and yelled at them.
"Look the Hundred Years 'bitch' War is over and I don't need you two fighting for another century. If you want to fight do it outside and release the sexual tension while your at it. If not then sit down and be the fucking civilized countries that you are. Do you hear me?"
"Yes," the said together. "Yes, what?" "Yes, sir." "Good. Now..."
He went up to America and Russia and he held them by their necks. They're literally suspended in air and China is shorter than them.
"Look the Cold War is over ok. You (America) gained Alaska so shut up. You (Russia) lost so deal with it. America don't call him a fucking commie anymore because he's not and Russia stop carrying that fucking pipe around because it's downright creepy."
"Now all of you (France, England, America, and Russia) are going to do as I say. If you don't then I won't hesitate to cut you down to size to when you first started out as a country. Do you understand?" "Yes, sir," they all said. "Good."
Just then Prussia, Japan, and the Italian twins started clapping. "Why are you clapping," America asked. "Five words," they said. "Never. Piss. Off. An. Ancient." "Especially if that Ancient is still physically on earth," Japan added.
China then went to Germany and told him to start the meeting.
That day the world learned a VERY valuable lesson. - Never EVER piss off an Ancient.