This is based off the old Nickelodeon show All That sketch called 'Know Your Stars'. I'm a child of the 90's, so after all of the original cast left the show and was replaced with a new one, the show kinda stunk; however, this one sketch from the new cast was pretty good (even though nothing could beat the Vital Information sketch, you 90's kids know what I mean ;)) Basically, they would take a celebrity, and they would have a narrator say false facts about them, and the celebrity would argue back, ie Britney Spears. If you're young and have no idea what I'm talking about, it can be found on YouTube.
I'll also take character suggestions and ideas in the comments :)
Some mysterious voice over guy: "Know your Kingdom Hearts stars," (echos several times), "Know your Kingdom Hearts stars, know your Kingdom Hearts stars...
...Sora..."
Sora: "Hey guys!" (Shown close up sitting on a stool on a dark stage).
"Sora never takes a bath."
"Um...yeah, that's not true. I take personal hygiene VERY seriously!"
"He only kisses goats!"
"What?! That's ridiculous! I kiss my mom every night!"
"Sora is secretly in love with Riku!"
"What a minute! That's insane! It's KINDA obvious I'm in love with Kairi! I was just relieved because I did not know whether he was dead or alive for over a year!"
"He aspires to one day be a clown."
"I do not! I cannot help that the animators drew freakishly large shoes for me!"
"Now you can say that you know your Kingdom Hearts star."
"THEY DO NOT! Alright, that's it! Are you looking for a fight?! I've been chosen by the keyblade, I can take care of you voice! Wherever you are! Come on out! Show yourself..." Camera starts backing away.
THE END