Lucas was sitting in his dormitory, on the floor, with a knife in his right hand. Ness' dead body was lying on the floor next to the young psychic.
"Maybe... if I do this... I'll get to see Ness again," Lucas thought to himself. "I should remember the real reason I'm doing this..."
Five months prior...
"Hey, Lucas! Ready to proofread our new book?" Ness asked.
"Yea! But maybe we should show it to some other people before we proofread ourselves! They can give us some constructive criticism!" Lucas ecstatically said.
Clearly this was a bad idea.
First the boys went to Mario, as they looked up to him.
"Well-a! That was a good-a story! An amazing plot, I must-a say!" Mario exclaimed!
Then, they went to their friend Bowser Junior.
"Oh, was that terrible! Worst book I've ever read, even behind The Pigeon Poops a Pineapple!" the young Koopa said with disgust.
"Well, it's possible the Lord of Evil's son wasn't the best person to go to for constructive criticism," Ness said as the duo walked down the hall to Wario's room!
"Eh. The story sucked, but it's better than getting a root canal, just barely." the garlic addict said, shunning the boys.
When Ness and Lucas left, Wario posted a bulletin on the Smash Mansion Message Boards telling the residents of the mansion not to read the, quote-on-quote "unholy abomination" that Ness and Lucas had written.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the two PSI users pondered in unison, "Where did we go wrong?"