Authornote-Well, here's the next part of Misadventures in Training, You're Gonna Kill Me. I will be trying to get Log Horizon: Duet Worlds up this week, but still transcribing it and hence need a few days to finish that and then edit. However, I merged two chapters of this short fanfiction together as the chapters were under 1000 words on Wattpad. This will also be the only chapter with the Authornote and Disclaimer since I am uploading the whole story up all at once since already completed. I will try to get the next week to get the next part up which is the last finished short fanfiction before I get to working on next parts for Misadventures in Training. But, hope you like this story, a bit of cute romantic comedy. I like writing Sasuke like this. I can actually see him being like this as a girl. Review if you like this type of story.
Disclaimer-I do not own Naruto. Oh, this is kind of pre-canon if you're wonder. Right about anime filler wise when Naruto and Iruka meet as student and homeroom teacher.
You're gonna kill me, Naruto thought, feeling another spike of pain from the back of his head. The hushed giggles around him from other students alerted him he was right on in his suspicions on what the pain was. However, the reason he was not reacting was the very fact he knew where the pain was coming from.
Sasuke, will you stop it! I am already on Iruka-sensei's bad side after yesterday! Naruto thought, looking at Iruka who was writing on the board. The scarred nose teacher looked at him with a little worry. Probably due to the face of discomfort Naruto had on his face.
Though, it could be for himself. I haven't pranked him in a few weeks and he's probably expecting it. Naruto felt another sting and spotted something white dropping off the top of his head. He caught the little "V" of paper in his hand. One of the damn little buggers that has been giving him a headache for most of the class.
Will you stop it! Naruto turned back with seeing Iruka face the board and glared at his attacker. Uchiha Sasuke held a hand up with a motionless wave. Her stoic bastard persona up, with a cold, emotionless expression on her face.
You're having fun, aren't you? You bastardize jerk, Naruto thought, looking at the perfectly fine Uchiha Sasuke he discovered was a girl yesterday. Maybe I shouldn't be feeling bad for kicking you between the legs and breaking your hymen.
"Huh?" Naruto blinked, noticing Sasuke motioning with her hands. He looked back at the paper hornet and noticed an arrow at where the end of the roll was at. He unrolled it like Sasuke motioned to so and instantly bit his lip to keep from yelling.
You don't use hornets to pass notes! Naruto roared in his head. His face turning red with anger. Why couldn't she just wait till after class to ask this! I am going to-
"Eh?" Naruto blinked, finding the long thin note snapped out of his hand. He looked up and felt the sweat beginning to drip down his face with having found a smirking Iruka.
"Well, Naruto, what is this?" Iruka asked, his voice as cold as ice.
"...Ah..." Naruto's face turned red as he saw Iruka turned it around. "Wait! Don't read it out loud!"
"Rules are rules. A note found will be read out in class," Iruka said before taking in a deep breath. "Yesterday was very enjoyable. Want to spend time at my place again for a date?" Naruto slammed his face to the desk, but not before seeing Iruka turn just as beet red as himself with realizing what he proudly said. The entire class erupted into laughter, making another teacher who was walking by to come in with confusion.
Iruka-sensei, I am so sorry. Naruto thought. Though he could understand why everyone was laughing, it was oddly not as funny with the note being real. For once, the laughing seemed painful to Naruto instead of numbing the loneliness he was trying to get rid of with his pranks.
"Na-ru-to." Naruto's head shot up, fear swelling up into his gut. He wished he kept his head down at the evil smile on Iruka's face. "This is quite a clever prank." The calm tone could not hide the fury and venom clearly boiling in the ninja teacher.
But, it's not a prank! It's embarrassing! Naruto thought, his own voice failing him. Iruka raised an eyebrow at the reaction, before scowling at the blond. And he thinks it is an act. But, come on Sasuke! All we did yesterday was just talk, read some scrolls, and ate a light dinner. How is that enjoyable enough for an innuendo?
"Naruto. I expect you to meet me after school for detention." Iruka calmly said, carefully taking deep breaths to calm down.
"Yes, sensei." Naruto put his head back down, trying to hide himself as the laughter increased. At this moment, I just want to die.
Where is Naruto? Sasuke looked around the small cafeteria the academy had. She usually ate outside with her own lunch, but forgot to prepare it last night. She had Naruto over at her home, which was well worth forgetting making her lunch.
Ah! There he is, Sasuke walked over to her love interest who was poking his rice with chopsticks. "Sorry about earlier, Naruto." Sasuke slightly bowed. She was not expecting he would end up in detention due to her note.
"Yeah, right." Naruto snorted, not even looking at her.
He's mad, Sasuke frowned, her annoying quiet persona up as many of the students looked at them. She sat down next to him to keep her legs from weakening.
What do I do? How do I make him happy? Sasuke thought, ranking her brain hard. Unlike her cool outer appearance, she was panicking on the inside. I got to make it up to him!
Sasuke always had a slight crush on Naruto. Sure, he had poor grades, but she saw he did not take being a ninja lightly. He worked hard even though he still screwed things up. It reminded Sasuke of the times she worked so hard, yet never gotten her father's recognition till the very end of his life.
In fact, when I am around Naruto, everything is much better, Sasuke was blushing in her head as she quiet bit into her own rice. He seems to absorb all the bad and make even remembering my clan joyful. I actually see more in my life than just revenge with Naruto. Yesterday proved it! I never once thought of that man yesterday and even had a good dream last night!
I have to make him fall for me like Haruno did! Sasuke slightly coughed, sipping some water. "Naruto, about my note-"
"No. I have detention and don't want to get on Iruka-sensei's bad side anymore," Naruto said, taking the orange he had and began to peel it. "Also, don't even use hornets for notes. They hurt, annoying, and especially don't ask in a note if it is something you can ask after class." Naruto grumbled, give a nasty look to Sasuke. Sasuke recoiled slightly, surprised at his anger.
He's super mad at me! Sasuke panicked in her head. She never passed a note in class before! The paper hornets seemed the best way in her opinion. She was scared of other classmates reading it if she asked them to pass it to Naruto. What do I do? I never dated anyone before! Remember your notes from the shoujo manga and dating self-help books, Sasuke. There's gotta be something there to help this situation!
"Anyways, what do you want right now?" Naruto asked, a dead look on him.
He must really hate-Oh! I know what I need to do. Small talk should help bring me back into neutral territory! Sasuke swallowed before taking a deep breath. "Naruto, do you need any help with your homework?"
Naruto did not answer back. Instead, he kept eating.
"I could... Oh..." Sasuke shivered, looking at her crush. Naruto was sweating, trying his best just to keep eating without dropping his food. Sasuke looked over her shoulder and found the source of killer intent aimed at them. Or, more specifically, Naruto.
Seriously? Sasuke thought, shivering herself at the cold glares of the girls who had a crush on her. When will you all realize I don't have interest in you because I am a girl myself! I even use the girl's bathroom when a teacher doesn't stop me, for crying out loud.
"Ah... What's your favorite food, Naruto? I like tomatoes." Sasuke said, trying to keep her own tone steady. The killer intent was enough to even scare her.
Naruto simple took a sip from his juice box. He was slightly trembling, but keeping it well under control.
"How about I cook your favorite meal since I got you in trouble?" Sasuke asked, slightly biting her lip as she felt her nerves beginning to fray from the killer intent. Why are you girls not training harder in being kunoichi like your killer intent? You could do interrogation pretty damn well with your killer intent alone!
"Iruka-sensei is going to probably treat me out for ramen after detention." Naruto said, mumbled while playing with his food. "I like ramen and red bean soup. Which I think you have no clue how to make from scratch, correct?" Naruto managed a crooked grin, though still sweating under the other girls' intense glares.
"In fact, I do." Sasuke said, no emotion in her voice. Of course, I don't! But, if I take advantage of tonight, I can learn. I still have Mom's recipes and hopefully it is easy to make.
"Okay... Ah... Could you finish your lunch elsewhere?" Naruto asked, taking a glance over his shoulder at the other girls. "I'm starting to lose my appetite."
No! Dammit! Sasuke stood up in an instant. Her fury taking root, "Will you-"
"Oof!" Sasuke froze, the arm she swung out to point at the girls glaring at them nailed her homeroom sensei, Iruka, right in the gut.
"A-Ah..." Sasuke tried to speak, but her face only slightly turn red in embarrassment.
"Uchiha-san, why did you hit me?" Iruka asked, making the pit in Sasuke's stomach grow.
"A-Accident?" Sasuke asked, barely keeping her calm tone with the dark look she was getting.
"Detection, today after classes."
"...Yes, sir," Sasuke said, sitting back down and slumping in defeat. She listened as Iruka walked away, cursing the girls behind her now whispering in horror that the great Uchiha Sasuke has gotten detention.