Author's Note: I am not an official writer of Friends. I don't own any of the characters, I have just borrowed them. Thanks to my sister, JazziePerson for beta-reading! Check out her Torchwood stories. So, please read and review to tell me what you thought of it!

Friends, The one with the reincarnation

(Set around series 3)

(All except Phoebe are sitting in Rachel and Monica's living room)

Joey: Ross, do you have to be animated to be able to survive a drop off a cliff?

Ross (sarcastic): I don't know Joey, why don't you go and try?

Joey: I couldn't do that! There aren't any cliffs round here!

(Phoebe bursts in excitedly)

Phoebe: Hey guys! Guys! I was a cat!

Rachel (confused): What?

Chandler (mocking): And I was a kettle! Let's go to Narnia!

Phoebe: Great, I'm being mocked by a sissy with three nipples.

Chandler: That little lump is so unholy.

Monica: Quick, Phoebe, tell us more before Chandler keeps talking.

Phoebe: Okay, so I was walking past the hospital and-

Ross (baffled): Phebes, you don't work anywhere near the hospital

Phoebe: I know, I just like to go through the automatic doors and pretend I'm Jesus. So anyway, I was by the hospital and this guy came out of the mentally ill ward and told me how to tell what people were in past lives, and I was a cat!

Rachel: Was that the same guy who told you that his toes were the key to the universe 'cause I don't think you should listen to that guy.

Phoebe: That was a mistake; I didn't believe that at all. So anyway-

Rachel: What do you mean 'you didn't believe that', you came home and worshiped them for four whole weeks; you even made a little shrine to that guy's feet!

Phoebe: Okay, can we please move on from that. I have learnt. So who wants to know what animal they were in a past life?

Monica: Okay Phebes, what was I?

Phoebe: Oh, you were...a... spider!

Monica (disgusted): Ewww! I hate spiders!

Phoebe: Yeah but they are efficient, neat and orderly.

Monica: Well, that's not so bad.

Chandler: Yes, but they also wrap up flies in thread from their bu-

Rachel: Okay! You can stop there! Anyway, what was I?

Phoebe: You were a...ummm...a cat as well! Hey, we're cat buddies!

Rachel: Hey! So what are cats like?

Phoebe: Oh, you know, calm, loyal, affectionate, and pretty and they can make really cute noises!

Rachel: Meow.

Ross: OK, so what were we?

Phoebe: Well, Joey...you were a bulldog-

Ross: Ha!

Phoebe: Shut up Ross, you were a skunk.

Ross: Wait, what?

Joey: Ha! Bulldog's lookin' pretty good now, huh!

Chandler: So what are bulldogs like?

Phoebe: Friendly, happy and on heat all the time. I once knew a man who had a bulldog, tried to come on to everything that moved.

Chandler: That sums up Joey alright, so Phebes, I say this dreading the answer, what was I?

Phoebe: Errrrrrm.... tricky.

Chandler (begging): Please be a tiger or something cool.

Joey: Please make him a rabbit or something gay.

Phoebe: You were a tiger.

Chandler: Wa-hey! I am cooler than all of you!

Phoebe: Oh no, sorry you were a rabbit.

Joey: Yeah!

Chandler: Well, at least I'm not a skunk or a spider or something.

Joey: That's not a very clever thing to say in a room full of things that could eat you.

Chandler: Shut up you big drooling, saggy, humping mess of dog.

Ross: Despite this riveting conversation, I've got work to do so I'll be going.

Monica: Good, that skunk smell is horrible.

(All laugh but Ross who exits in a huffy way)