Chapter 1: Insanity

Masterchief is cruising in the fighter he took after escaping the destruction of Halo reads a powered down Covenant-ship. He leaves the fighter in a stolen ghost he had picked up and flew for the ship. He landed and took out a shotgun. He saw some Elites and Hunters fighting. The two Hunters killed the five Elites. Masterchief then threw a fragment grenade and killed one but just made the other pissed off. It said, "DIE," in its language. Masterchief then shotgunned the Hunter in the head blowing it into the wall making splatters.

Masterchief then checked the ship's maps to find the way to the command center. He started walking toward the center. He opened a door and some dead Jackals fell out. There were some grunts that shot needles at him. Masterchief dodged and fired killing them. He figured out that they were insane since they tried to wire themselves with grenades and launch themselves at him be fore they died. Masterchief went back to the fighter and sent in rocket launchers and waited to watch the fun. Some Hunters came out and took out some rocket launchers.

When the Hunter's loaded up some Invisible Elites, took the other rockets and killed them. Then the insane Elites took out the rockets and tried to eat them. They dipped the rockets in hunter blood and started to eat them. Master chief then watched as they swallowed them and died of the explosion. Next he sent in fragments. Grunts went and picked up the grenades and started playing Baseball with them using the empty rocket launchers as bats. After everybody but the pitcher died of the explosions Jackals came in and began peeing on the grunt who then went "Damn this is cool." A Jackal then knocked him into space where he drifted for eternity