The Fail (It's a Fairy Tale Kinda)

Once upon a time Ratchet and Clank decided to take a walk. Where did they walk to you might ask? They walked to Quark's Training Thingy on planet Umbris.

Now Ratchet hated training games, especially Annihilation Nation. Clank had always told him to go and show off his skills to the audience who seemed to be negative about his performance.

Ratchet began to set foot on the dry, rocky ground of the training course. Then robots came. When I say robots I mean giant, heavily armed and indestructible robots.

"How am I going to defeat these guys?" Ratchet said to Clank.

"I have no idea, try using the Warmonger." Clank replied.

Ratchet pulled out his heavy weapon and started to shoot at the robots. There was one problem though, that gun didn't even make a dent.

"It's not working Clank, now what?" Ratchet was getting irritated.

"Try your launcer." Clank said.

Sure enough, Ratchet pulled out his launcer and started to shoot. It still did not make a dent.

"Now what?" Ratchet asked.

"Try your shock blaster the Galactic Rangers gave you a couple years ago." Clank replied.

Ratchet pulled out his old and dusty shock blaster. It seemed to make a small dent but it didn't kill any of them. Now Ratchet was getting REALLY irritated.

"Do you not know how to fight these robots Clank?" Ratchet asked in frustration.

"Well it's not like I studied that course in college, Ratchet." Clank started to ague.

While they were arguing, one of the robots started to run away and scream.

"Looks like we scared one of the robots off." Ratchet started to laugh.

"I wouldn't say that." Clank pointed at a large, black spaceship appearing to be carrying Quark.

Well, Quark was the pilot.

"Mwahahahahahaha!" Quark laughed. "You could never beat my robots, I designed them myself. If you want to destroy them, you have to destroy me first!"

Ratchet rolled his eyes. He had seen a long extension cord leading to an outlet several meters away. He pulled the cord out of the outlet and the spaceship was shut off.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Screamed Quark.

"Smart move, let's go get some pizza!" Ratchet said and they both left and got some.

The End

A/N: OMG this is so corny. I was bored. Plz review and tell me how you thought it turned out. See, this is what happens when at 6:00 on a Monday all your video games don't work and you have no homework for the day.