Note : All of the characters portrayed in this story(except for a few made-up characters) are the property of Nintendo.
One lazy morning, inside Wario's castle, the fat mustachioed Mario wannabe was lazily sitting on his throne while his brother was busy dusting the castle interior.
"Boring!" said Wario, with his face resting on his fist.
"Stop complaining! Can't you see I'm busy cleaning the castle?" said Waluigi, annoyed by his brother's lamentations.
"Go find dust bunnies somewhere else. Find one, kiss one, marry one, I don't care! Just leave me alone." complained Wario.
"Stupid lazy Wario." grumbled Waluigi while resuming his dusting.
At that moment, Waluigi stumbled upon something while dusting one of the treasure piles lying around the room; it was a treasure map, looking like it was centuries old.
Wario quickly spotted the map that Waluigi was holding. "What is that thing that you're holding in your hand?" asked Wario, curious about Waluigi's discovery.
"It's nothing! Just a...credit card bill!" said Waluigi, starting to sweat like a dog before a flea bath.
"A credit card bill can't be centuries old, you idiot!" shouted Wario.
Wario hastily got off his throne and jumped toward Waluigi, who didn't even do anything. They got into a dust cloud, with fists and feet flying as they fought for the possession of the map.
Wario finally got a hold of the map and swallowed it so that Waluigi can't get it for himself.
"Waaa! What the heck did you just do?" shouted Waluigi, bewildered by Wario's tactic.
"Now you'll never get it! It's all mine! Wa ha ha!" teased Wario, while doing a victory dance.
"We'll see about that!" said a determined Waluigi.
Waluigi suddenly opened Wario's mouth and put his hand inside it. He pulled out all sorts of things like a chicken, a cow, a car tire, an Elvis impersonator and a chainsaw until he managed to find the map.
"Yes! I did it!" gleefully shouted Waluigi.
"Big deal! Give me that!" said Wario before snatching the map away from Waluigi.
He looked at it for a moment and then he let out a maniacal laugh.
"Wa ha ha ha ha ha ! We're going to be rich !" exclaimed Wario.
"Wait a minute, aren't we already rich?" asked a confused Waluigi.
Wario punched Waluigi in the face for his comment, making him fall down.
"It's time to go on a treasure hunt!" said Wario, triumphantly
Wario started walking out of the room while Waluigi was still lying on the ground.
"Help, I can't get up!" said Waluigi, trying to get up on his feet.
End of chapter.