Uber disclaimer- The fanfiction you are about to read contains EXTREME violence, mature themes, and language. It is not reccommended for people, uh, who don't like that stuff. There will be character death. Oh, yes. Very much of it. As a matter of fact, I'll probably have to kill off at least 40 characters. If that bugs you, please go read a little K-rated fluff fic. :'D Basically what this is is the situation from Battle Royale by Koushun Takami and I replaced (most of) his characters with the characters from Naruto by Masashi Kishimoto. I pretend no originality in neither the country name, rules, or situation from Battle Royale nor in the characters and their mannuerisms from Naruto. If you've read one or the other, I'd highly reccommend both works of fiction to readers.

Forgive me in slow updating. This fic in particular is a far cry from my usual type of crack fics that I usually write. Obviously, I cannot allign the events in Naruto to this as it is an AU fic. Please forget everything you've read in Naruto except the characters. :D

Without further delay, welcome to The Program, The Republic of Greater East Asia's most...intresting...game.

Author's Note: The fanfiction itself will begin in the next chapter.