Okay, episodes may be in the wrong order because it's my plot progression. Also, just imagine that anyone with an accent speaks with that accent.
STAR VS THE FORCES OF EVIL
Ludo AU because I thought it was cute and this nice person on tumblr told me about his/her story on archive of our own and it was adorable.
This is the most degrading thing that I may have ever done. My own minions convinced me into doing this. And for what reason? I have no idea. I just went along with it thinking I might get the wand but no! It's just some frilly dance that I just happened to attend out of trickery. I don't even know if the wand is here either! So now I'm at this stupid dance, in a frilly dress, not even wearing my skull. I'll have to teach my underlings a lesson about tricking me when I get back.
"Prince Ludo, you should at least try to enjoy the ball." Prince Ludo? He is here? My minions were right! Now I just need to steal the wand.
I tried to run over to where the voice was but I needed to go through the crowd of people and this darn dress wasn't doing me any favors. I didn't hear the voice too clearly but I was sure that it said Ludo was here. And if there was any possibility of the wand being here then I was going to try and get it or my name isn't Star! Which it is.
I tripped over the heels that I was wearing somewhere in the middle of the room and landed on someone who caught me. That's nice of them, they might do good as a minion. Unfortunately it was a masquerade ball and he had a mask. I had a mask too but I didn't see my own face most of the time anyway. I don't even remember the last time I looked in a mirror. He looked familiar but I couldn't place it with the mask in front of his face.
I was about to make him get out of my way when the music kicked up. It didn't really deter me away from wanting to get past him, but it did stop me when he took my hand in his. I didn't know who this guy is and yet he's trying to dance with me! I take back what I said about being nice, this was anything but! I really wanted to make him get off me, but I couldn't. Something was keeping me in place. I tried to move my legs away but they moved forward instead.
This was not my day. It might actually be a dream anyway, everything right now looks red. Wait, no. the bystanders aren't red, it's just me and this guy. We haven't even spoken but were dancing! And Ludo was probably getting away with the wand! My day is ruined!
Now my goal is changed from getting the wand, because it's probably gone by now, to finding out who this is and beating them to a pulp! Well, as long as I don't leave any bruises, he is kind of cute.
No! I am Star! The same Star that will one day rule the world with an iron fist. And then the universe! And then, no the universe is good enough. And maybe when all that's over I'll look for someone to like.
Wait, why is everything red? I look up to see the red moon above us. The blood moon, the moon of lovers. Only every a hundred years. The moon chooses soul mates. Soul mates. Lovers. Shit. Well this is just great! Apparently I found my soul mate! This really is the worst day ever. I don't need a soul mate! I just need an empire.
"Do you know what's going on?" He asked. His voice is nice enough. I could actually get used to his voice. Wait! No! I can't be getting used to anything about him. Oh right he's asking a question. I can at least be nice.
"Well, how do I say this?" This is much more awkward than I would like. First I get into this dress, the I actually come, then I find out Ludo was here, and now I have a soul mate. What a 'wonderful' day. "Were soul mates now."
"What?!" His voice actually sounds a bit familiar now that I think about it. If only we didn't have these masks on! Actually, his mask looks good on him. From what I can tell his entire attire looks sort of cultural. Complete with a skull mask on his face. Wait, I'm wearing a skull mask, what are the chances. "Is that why I can't stop dancing?!"
"Sort of. The blood moon is the moon of lovers, and every a hundred years it chooses soul mates."
"Lovers?!" That was a bit loud. Even worse, everyone is staring at us, why wouldn't they? We literally have the moon shining down on us.
"Geez, have you never heard of any of this stuff? Isn't this stuff taught in a nursery where you mewmans come from?"
"I'm human, not a mewman. I guess you're a mewman then?"
"Yeah, didn't grow up with them though. I grew up with my lackeys." OK, now were having a conversation. This is called flirting right? If all goes well, then I could have another minion. Maybe a general. Do humans have those? The only human I know is Ludo's bodyguard. He fights well, so maybe all humans fight well.
"Really? The only mewman I know are the king, queen, and this one girl named Star." What?
"I'm sorry, who?" He didn't just say what I thought he said. It almost sounded like he said my name.
"Yeah, Star. She's always trying to steal the prince's wand. But I'm always there to stop her." Oh shit. Oh shit oh shit oh shit! My Goddamn soul mate is Marco?! Marco?! The same guy that's against me. "Can we get back to the whole 'the moon just made us lovers' thing?"
"Oh, um, w-well, basically that." I could hear that the song was slowing down and so was our dancing. Hopefully I can go home and never think of this again.
"Basically that? So what, were lovers now or something? Gotta say, I still have a crush on some other girl." He has a what now?! No, no. Can't get jealous, can't get attached. Ugh, why me?! Buff Frog, when I get back you are so in trouble! "What's your name anyway? I'm Marco." He said, lifting his mask. Why does he have to have such a stupid grin on his face?!
"Um, my name is." I mumbled my name. How embarrassing is this? I'm forced to dance with my soul mate who just happens to be my enemy who just happens to not know who I am and wants to know.
"What was that last part?"
"Star." The dance is over I can run now! I quickly pull out my dimensional scissors and make a portal to the side of me.
"Wait, you're Star?!" Shit!
I jumped through the portal and landed on my throne awkwardly. The room was filled with my minions staring at me.
"How did it go?" Buff Frog asked, he's the one that convinced me to go in the first place. He even made this nice but annoying dress. And he's been like, the nicest minion I have, acting like more of a father figure than bird dad ever was. And now he's the reason I have a definite soul mate. But right now, I was not in the thanking mood.
"GET THE HELL OUT! ALL OF YOU!" I watched as everyone scattered back to their chambers in fear. "Not you Buff Frog! I want to talk to you." He stopped in his tracks with a shiver. It was nice to know that I could cause such a reaction among the people below me.
"Um, what do you need?" He asked nervously. If he could sweat because of stress instead of naturally he would definitely be sweating now.
"Oh, right, I wanted to talk to you about something but I'm having trouble remembering. Just sit down for now." He did as I said and we sat in silence for minutes as I tried to think of what I wanted to say. It was something important but I may have to act stupid and play the whole thing off. I didn't want to tell him about Marco, that would just lead to problems. But he already looks like he's speculating.
"Is it," Oh crap he's talking first! "boy trouble?" Why did he have to ask that? That is just the worst question he could ask at this moment.
"What?! NO, I mean, no. not at all, it's just," I looked down at my lap to see the frilly dress. "where did you get this dress?" Good job. He doesn't look convinced though.
"Hmm, I made it, do you like?" He made it?! This fancy thing?! Why didn't he just steal it?!
"Yes, it's a bit much for my taste, also it's very bright." He looked disheartened at that, shit. "BUT! But yes, I really do like it. Just, don't put so much effort into the next one."
That seemed to be enough as he cracked a small smile and stood up.
"Is that all?" I gave him a slight nod and he began to walk away. That didn't seem right. I didn't want to go to bed yet, and especially not after what happened at the ball.
"Wait." He stopped and turned around."How about cards?"
We played till morning.
Now it's time to go to bed. At least I calmed down from earlier. I mean, it's not like I'm going to stay up thinking about Marco.
I sighed. "Marco."
Oh no.
I saw them step out of the portal in front of school. Well, I expected there to be a them. Instead it was just Star, all by herself. It had been a week since the ball and I didn't exactly know what to make of it. I talked to Glossarick and he said the same things she did, but in more detail.
He said pretty much exactly the same stuff though. The blood moon chooses lovers, soul mates, partners, comrades, relationships. In other words, we're meant to be together now. No. Matter. What. If that wasn't the bad news of the century then it sure was when he said I could never be with my crush, Jackie. No matter what, me and Star were going to get together at one point. And it seemed like she knew all about that. Ludo didn't care.
She did look different at first, that alone was enough to scare me. Any improvement in ability to get the wand was not a good thing. Not like I was particularly checking her out for differences. She was wearing the normal clothes, sickly green dress and her skull crown, thing. Are those her only clothes? Does she wear anything under her dress? Gah, stop doing that! The only significant difference from when she first came through the portal was that she had purple hearts scattering her face. That, and she was calling out for me.
"Marco! Where are you Marco! MARCO~!" It would be normal if this was a fight and she wasn't half moaning my name. I needed to find Ludo or Glossarick, which ever I found first. Hopefully Glossarick, he's practically all powerful compared to Ludo. And to be honest, Ludo couldn't give a crap that he had magic, that and he sucks at it.
I ran off away from the strange Star in hopes of finding him.
"I can help you find him, Star right?" Oh crap, that's Jackie, I need to hurry.
I have a bag of pudding, half the school is covered in purple hearts, I just got the spell book back from Janna, and Star in floating above the school trying to sniff me out, what a great day. At least she isn't looking for the wand.
"OK, I have your pudding now tell me how to stop Star!" I scream at the strange blue man. It was bad enough trying to get the book, but for him not to tell me anything until I got pudding was irritating to say the least.
"Geez fine. The Princess is just going through mewberty. You'll just have to wait it out until," He checked his watch. I was still processing something he said. "the end of next hour! Might as well get caught now and minimize future damage."
"WHAT?!"
"Can't stop mewberty kid, don't you have something similar?" Idiot!
"Not that! Did you say Princess?!" That must have been a mistake on his part. Star? A Princess? The Princess of monsters maybe, but that's the only way I can see that being right.
"Yeah. Star Butterfly future queen of Munie." He was way too calm for something like this.
"But, but what about Ludo?" I asked.
"Adopted." That makes sense actually, he is a bird. "Now listen kid, I have my pudding and your girlfriend is right behind you so goodbye."What?!
"Found you~ Marco." Shit. Like this day could get any better. And I had another hour to wait until this would be over, where was Ludo when you needed him?
I was immediately encased in a sphere of purple hearts that honestly smelled very nice, intoxicating even. Light passed through the hearts easily allowing me to see everything around me inside the ball of hearts.
"Marco~" My attention was immediately pulled over to the purple six armed winged Star. The dress tore around her arms and her wings. Her dress just barely hung on her at this point and I could now tell if she wore anything under her dress. She didn't. Everything was just, there. Luckily, or unluckily, her dress still hung around her waist, keeping her lower half covered.
I wish I could say I was worried about myself, but I was more concerned with whether or not she knew what a bra was. But I was focused on her body. Every curve looked perfect. Every word out of her mouth sounded like it was laced with sin. I completely forgot about Jackie. Jackie who? Every step she took closer to me made me more unsure of the situation. I just hope no one can see from the outside in.
I became stiff and unmoving as she grabbed me in and embrace. Honestly a bit disappointing.
For a whole hour she did nothing but hug me from behind and nibble at my neck. It was anything but unpleasant but aside from the occasional moaning of my name, it was boring. A few students came up to the sphere and knocked it a few times but left it alone very quickly. I really hope no one can see inside this thing.
"AH!" Star squeaked out, releasing her mouths hold on me. Clearly she was no longer a weird bug girl and she was so going to freak out when she noticed the situation. "What did you do to my clothes?!" And she doesn't remember a thing.
"I didn't do anything!" I started to take off my jacket so she could cover herself. I had that idea a while ago, but she wasn't going to let go of me long enough to put it on, she might even ruin it with those extra arms like she did with her dress. "Here, put this on." I said, handing her my Jacket.
"How do I put this on?" She asked holding it up with both hands. Not bothering to cover herself, making my situation much more exciting. I snatched it back.
"Ugh, raise your right arm. Now put your left arm through the hole. Now I just have to zip it up." I leaned over to grab the zipper and accidentally brushed her chest with my head. Just ignore it, just ignore it, just ignore it. I repeated the mantra over and over in my head causing my blush to grow with each time I thought it.
"Now how do we get out?" I asked. I tried pushing the walls and to my surprise, that worked. The hearts just looked like a pile of dust after I pushed a group of them away. "Never mind."
"Were still enemies, this changes nothing." She said unconvincingly. At this point the entire situation could be summed up in one word. Stupid. This entire situation was stupid. There was no way that this situation would seen as anything but stupid to anyone with an ounce of brain cells. "Also."
"What is it now? School is over by now, I just want to go home." If this day continued like it has been then I was going to lose it, that could happen one of two ways, hopefully the destructive kind.
"I kind of left my dimensional scissors back home and now I have no way back. Can I use the ones Ludo uses?"
The rest of the day was quiet, and thank god for that. I stole the scissors from Ludo and made a portal back for Star. She said nothing but smiled at me in gratitude. The only thing I found odd was that she didn't even mention the wand.
"Today is the day!" I yelled at my subordinates, fire in my eyes. I got a good nights sleep, we all had enough corn for breakfast, I made the perfect paper airplane. Everything was going my way today.
"The day for what?" Fly Man spoke up. I got a bit irritated at that. What else could I be talking about?
"The day we get the wand of course."
"But, what about that kid?" I didn't see which one asked it but it was someone from the middle of the crowd.
"What about him?"
"How are we going to stop him from stopping us? He's like a one man army. Didn't he stop us like twice on his own without Ludo?" There were a few murmurs of agreement. They were right, he would be tricky to get around. Unless.
"Don't worry about him. I'll take him, you guys just worry about getting the wand away from Ludo. In fact, I have a plan." I said deviously. Not only would I get the wand, but I could be around Marco and they wouldn't have any idea. Well only one would have any idea, but it wasn't very likely that he would get that idea.
We were about to move out when Buff Frog decided to talk to me.
"Star." He said approaching me.
"Yeah? What is it?" Crap, did he know?
"How do you plan on taking on Karate kid?" Okay, it seems like he doesn't know. My job is to not let anything slip.
"Well, Y'know, a little of this, a little of that. The point is that you guys should stick with the plan." Please stop asking questions.
"Will you be taking weapons? You should at least take armour if you going to fight." He's just worried, how nice of him.
"That wont be necessary, thanks for the concern Buff Frog." I left before he could ask anymore questions.
"So here's the plan! I'll go first, and if everything is going well, I'll put a thumbs up through the portal. If everything goes bad, I'll give a thumbs down. If I give a thumbs down, don't come through the portal. In the meantime I will do my best to distract Marco. Any questions? No? Good!" I jumped through the portal before anyone could say anything. I immediately close the portal when I land on the other side.
"STAR?! GET OUT!" Wow, rude. I just got here and he's already telling me to leave. Why is it so steamy in here?
I turn around to see a half naked Marco in a blanket covering his lower half. Now I get why he wants me out. I look away. Why does he have to be naked?! I was naked in front of him, sorta, but that was different!
"AAH! WHY ARE YOU NAKED!?" I screamed at him. Why was he in such a hot room naked anyway? "AND WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE?!"
He shoved me out of the room and slammed the door to my back. I guess I'm in the hallway now. At least I'm not in there. With a naked Marco. Yeah, that would be terrible.
"I just got out of the shower. Why are you here?" He said through the door. I feel like there was some kind of metaphor for talking through the door but I couldn't think of it.
"I'm here to," Quick, think of something! Why did I come so unprepared? "hand out?" I said, my voice getting squeaky at the end.
He didn't respond right away. All he gave me was a large long sigh. Was that not the right thing to say? I thought that was universal for spend time with someone. Even if I meant it so I could distract him while my minions get the wand but still!
"Fine. But I need my clothes." Oh, thank god. "I'm going to walk back to my room and do you promise not to look while I do? Ludo broke my door so now I have no door."
"Um, yeah! I, Star, promise to not look at you while you change clothes." Well, I'll try not to. I didn't get a good look, assessment! Assessment, the first time. Yep, this is all part of the plan, to gauge how, um, fit he is? I don't know, at this point I'm just making excuses.
"Okay well, close your eyes. I have to walk through the hall to my room."
"Okay." I closed my eyes and started to hum nonsense. I heard his feet scamper across the hallway and make there way into a room. Might as well open my eyes now. What's the worst that could happen?
Nothing bad at all. No wonder he's able to do all that karate stuff. I don't know what I expected. He's got freaking abs and everything! Some of my minions have those but they all look weird with them.
I didn't look down far enough before he put his pants on. Dang it. I was too slow. At least I now know how good he looks. Ugh, blood moon why did you do this? I should make it seem like I wasn't looking before he sees me.
I close my eyes hoping that would be enough. "Done yet?" How many layers does this guy need? I just have one at all times. Sure it's not very nice but It's not like I have many options. The last time I tried wearing more than one dress at a time the dress tore and broke. A few of my clothes are just hundreds of flattened leaves. Maybe if I didn't live in the swamp, or didn't have like twenty siblings, I would have gotten more clothes.
"Yeah." He said with a groan. "I'm not going anywhere so I don't need my hoodie. Now, why are you here?" Didn't I just answer that exact same question?
"Didn't I already tell you? I'm here to hang out. Y'know, with my future lover." Well that slipped.
"Please don't call me that."
"Sure. So, where's Ludo?" I asked. I should probably move this along. My great day will continue to have good luck even if I have to force it.
"Ludo's back in Munie, had to meet with the king and queen for something." He froze for a second before placing a smirk on his face. "Actually, I think hanging out would be a good idea."
"Really?!" I wanted to start hopping around. I couldn't, I had to keep my composure. I am an evil leader of a small army. I will rule all with an iron fist one day. But this was great. I could finally get the whole crush thing out of my system and actually get to know the person that I was chosen for. Any reason to not be a stranger to my soul mate.
"Yeah, have you ever had nachos?"
"Is that a food?"
"Yes."
"Lead the way!" I didn't know what these nachos were but I couldn't wait. In fact, movement would be great right about now, it's really hot in this place.
"These are so much better than corn. How do you grow them? Are they cheap? Can they be grown?" I needed to know.
"Slow down, they're just potatoes." LIAR!
"No, potatoes don't taste like this. Potatoes don't taste good. Potatoes are like a parasite that just keeps growing from the molding corpse of itself." How could he claim that these were potatoes. Clearly I am a master of deduction.
"Um, is all you eat corn?"
"Well not everything is corn, corn is a delicacy that the kingdom keeps from the monsters. This one time I got some of the royals corn and it was great." Clearly he didn't live like me. His walls were firm and didn't seem like they were going to fall down soon. "Are you royalty here? These walls are as good as my castles."
"No, this is just a normal human house. And it's not hard to find food on this planet. Gonna eat the rest of those?" I quickly grabbed the plate of nachos back from the table with a hiss. "Fine, bring those with you." He said as he started to walk back up the stairs. If these nachos weren't so wonderful then I would have been robbing this place spotless. Why does he get a better castle than me?
"This room is Ludos." What? What?! I finally infiltrate the base of my enemy and all I had to do was spend a day with a guy? If I had known that I would have been hanging out a lot more. "His wand isn't here. Nothing is really. He's not a collective type of guy. Keeps his belongings small."
"So, the wand isn't here right now?" I asked as he moved closer to a mirror hanging on the wall.
"Nope." I let out a groan of frustration. I spent all this time here and my minions are all probably waiting for me. Well Buff Frog is. One Eyed Jim probably already distracted the others with a fun game of sorts. Classic Jim. "I thought you weren't here for the wand what's wrong?"
"I was here for the wand." He dragged me by the wrist to stand in front of the mirror. Weird, no reflection. "But then you distracted me with you being naked, and then you offered me nachos, and we talked about my home for like two seconds before you dragged me up here. Ugh, today was going so great today before I got here."
"Marco, who is this?" A regal lady's voice said coming from the mirror. Now what's going on?
"This is Star." Wait. That's the queen! He's turning me in! He's turning me in to the queen and now she knows where I am! Oh shit! I'm gonna get thrown in the dungeon or beheaded for leading a monster rebellion against the queen. "Star Butterfly" I don't care what he's saying anymore, I start crying. Everything I worked for is going to end. And the last good thing I'm going to remember are these nachos! These damn good nachos!
Marco grabs my shoulders and leads me over to a seat. "Why don't you sit down for a little bit."
"You asshole." I say as I start wiping my eyes. "I come over and you turn me in."
"What are you talking about. I'll be right back." He said with a sigh.
He talked to the queen for a bit. After a short while the king was on the screen and they were pointing at me. Even more soon Ludo was there as well. I tried to make out what they were saying but it was all in a hushed whisper. Then the weirdest thing happened, a tiny blue man riding a book was next to Marco. Soon enough everyone was making glances towards me. I pulled my skull down to hide my face.
What was I going to do now? Buff Frog has been with me since day one of me being in power. What's going to happen to him? Then there's fly guy. He'll figure something out, he's a fly. But all my other minions? Buff Frog could probably take care of them but if Buff Frog gets captured. He wont be captured, he's a monster. I would get off easy being a mewman but them? They would probably all be killed upon finding them. It wasn't supposed to turn out this way. Today was supposed to be my lucky day! The day where everything went perfect! I finally was going to ease my mind by hanging out with Marco and steal Ludos wand!
"STAR!" HOLY MOTHER OF JENKINS! I let out a screech of fear. Marco had been calling me probably for my charges. I wiped my face, luckily I hadn't been crying, but my eyes stung a little.
"The king and queen want to talk with you."
"About what? How I'm going to be hanged in the castle courtyard?"
"Good heavens child no! Have you not been listening to a word we've been saying?" The queen said rushed. I gave her an odd look. If I wasn't being charged with anything, then what was happening? "You are going to be inheriting the Butterfly family birthright." I gave her a blank stare. "The wand. You're going to get the wand."
What? I'm sorry what? She did not say what I think she just said. Instead of getting in trouble with the royal family, I'm being given the ultimate weapon? The very thing I could use to get rid of all my problems? What did Marco tell them? How much power did he have? Was he a ruler over them?
"As much as I would like to explain we have things to attend to. Marco should fill in the blanks for us. We will give you your wand in a few hours." Then the screen turned off. Back to being a non reflecting piece of glass.
"Marco?"
"You probably have questions if you weren't listening."
"The word, duh, comes to mind."
He explained everything. And now I'm back home, just stepped through the portal, with everyone staring at me. What do you know, I was right, they are playing cards.
Apparently I'm a princess. Not only am I a princess, I'm the princess of mewnie. The wand belongs to me now. Legally no less. I feel no better about Marco and I'll probably have trouble falling asleep tonight.
"Well, how did it go?" Buff Frog asked. It wasn't even two in the afternoon yet. "Star?"
"I-I did it. I got the wand."
"Really?! How?!" By this point everyone was paying attention to me.
"I need to lay down." I said and headed off towards my room.
I laid down and tried to figure out what was happening. The wand is mine. I'm the princess. Someone stole me away at birth. I'm the princess of mewnie. I was going to rule one day anyway. The wand is mine. Now what? Do I wake up tomorrow and take over the world with limitless power? I stayed like that for hours.
"Move aside everyone! I'm here for Star!" The small blue man from before came bursting through the castle doors alerting everyone in the room. I sat on my throne watching the whole thing. It was kind of nice seeing how they all tried to guard me.
"What do you want with Star?!"
"It's okay guys." I said immediately stopping them in there tracks. "Glossary, right?"
"Glossarick actually my liege." He said with a bow. "As you probably know I'm here to give you the wand and help you in mastering it's potential."
"Yeah, Marco said something about that when I wasn't listening." Once I said that the wand shockingly appeared over my head and fell into my lap. I picked it up and it transformed into and odd mixture of stars and skulls.
"I'll be in the book if you need me." He said as he slammed the book closed. My minions starred at me before one of them spoke up.
"Princess?"
"Yep. Future queen of mewnie."
"You're- You're still going to stay here, with us?"
"Yep."
Honestly, I'm bored. I just, got the wand. No fight needed. No epic grand battle. Just, got it, in my hands, handed to me on a silver platter, I never liked silver.
Just wanting to try it out I waved it around before shouting out a fake sounding spell. Probably wouldn't work anyway. I just made it up.
"SUPER NACHO WITH CHEESE WAVE BLAST!" And to my surprise, it worked. A wave of nachos filled the table in front of me. I could hear a small 'whoa' come from the book. And I then left to my room for the rest of the day. I was starting to feel a little sick being in there today. I heard my minions cry tears of joy over the new food. I would have joined them if I wasn't having a bad day.
What to do, what to do? I could visit Marco. Not in the mood. I could play with the wand a little. No ideas. I spent the well part of the last few years trying to get it, and now I have it. I didn't even have to do anything. Universal conquest tomorrow I guess.
AND IT'S FINALLY DONE!
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR A WHILE NOW
I GOT CAUGHT UP CAUSE FINALS ARE COMING AND I FINALLY GOT A JOB
I ALSO READ WAY TOO MANY FANFICS PROCRASTINATING WRITING THIS
SHOUT OUT TO
FreightTrainFrank
ON ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN WHO INSPIRED ME TO WRITE THIS FIC
WHO KNOWS
I MIGHT WRITE ANOTHER ONE SHOT ABOUT HIS HIVEMIND MABEL AU
I'M ALSO WORKING ON A GRAVITY FALLS ONESHOT THAT'LL BE OVER 10,000 WORDS
WHICH WAS INSPIRED BY A GREAT WRITER
voice of morgoth
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND
Corruption
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MY GRAVITY FALLS ONESHOT WILL BE PINECEST SO THAT'S A WARNING FOR ALL YOU SENSITIVE FOLK