Here is a story about a man named, Havel the Rock. This man was no ordinary man, but a Bishop and of course a Rock. The reason why they call Havel the Rock, the Rock is because his armor was forged by Dwayne Johnson out of rocks. The reason why he was a Bishop, is because Gwyn, Lord of Cinder and starter of the Age of Fire. He granted Havel to be a bishop and to completley wreck everything that is evil. What he did in his past times were mostly killing dragons and writing in his journal. So here is the story of Bishop Havel the Rock.
It was early June, and Havel has just woken up from his slumber in the mighty city of Anor Londo. He got up, took a bath, brushed his teeth, and put on his armor and grabbed Dragon Tooth and his shield on the way out. "Wait, wait Havel!" his Mom called out, "Don't forget the goats milk tonight." "Okay, mother..." said Havel. So, Havel had begun to set forth outside into the wonderful streets of Anor Londo, merchants waved at him as he walked by and cute maidens winked at his very sight. Havel had a good life, and there were not many dragons left. " Holy shit, I haven't killed something in a long time." Havel thought as he exited the mighty gates of Anor Londo on foot. There outside Anor Londo he had walked to Oolacile township to drink and eat with his good old friends from the Knights of Berenike. Havel had found the tavern at Oolacile township and he sat down, then to be greeted by an old friend. " Ah, the Old Rock!" said the man in black armor, "Oh you heavy bastard, how long has it been?", "About 3 years or so." "Anyway why are you so far from Berenike, Tarkus?" said Havel. "Well, I'm tired of making love to giant harry prostitutes, like they have in Berenike. So I came here!" laughed Black Iron Tarkus. So Havel has begun to ingage in a mass of drinking, eating and singing. Then someone punched Havel in the face, and the impact broke the offendants hand, this pissed Havel off and so he began the Rite of Beating the Shit out of thee and he literally stuck the offendants head up his own asshole. This man turned out to be one of Seath's numero uno knights. After the fight, three days had passed. The Hangover of Havel the Rock was slowly draining his strength, but then the Giant Steroid Man came in and said m"Hello son, need a fucking lift?", "Yessssss..." Havel cried. The Giant Steroid Man gave him the drugs, and then he turned into a dark wraith and he raped Havel for his Humanity and he was thrown into a tower to guard it until some guy came down there and killed him. GG use the ring.