Marry Me?
Marry me ch. 1 Wolves
I never really believed in a reality more than the one I lived in. There was no proof of any other but then again how could there be? It's not like some random portal type thing is going to appear on your bed with an unknown being inside it waiting until your close enough to grab hips and suck you in... Right?
Well my friend, that is exactly what just happened to me.
Innocent me had just gotten out of a shower getting ready to go to bed when WHOOSH! A pair of slender pasty hands grab me by the waist and pull me into my bed... No not my bed, the portal in my bed.
The worst part? I was still wrapped in my fluffy Totoro print towel.
And so now here I was. In an unknown part of the world. In nothing but my towel. Did I mention I was surrounded by snow and trees? Yeah... It was fucking cold.
"hello?" I said to really anybody "Helloooooooo" I repeated. Nobody answered. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I screamed. perhaps somebody would come to my rescue. Although no one came.
I sighed as I got up. But stumbled back down as a splitting headache practically bitch slapped back down.
"Aww man" I sighed again this time in frustration as I once again forced myself up.
After stumbling again a few times I managed to keep my balance. And so I started to explore my surroundings. Trees, wood, leaves, trees, more trees. I squinted my eyes to look ahead but found nothing but a never ending supply of trees.
Okay this is getting stupid. I know I saw hands. "You know, abandoning a girl in a freezing forest isn't the best way to get into her pants...Er, towel." I said. I had the feeling I was being watched.
No answer. But someone was definitely there, I could feel it.
I started to walk in one direction when I heard panting from behind me. " I knew you would co-..." behind me were three white wolves. Staring at me. I just stared at them. "Wolves" I said dumbfounded. I had been talking to wolves for the past 15 minutes. I face palmed.
I studied the wolves carefully for a moment. One sort of resembled a panda, black ears, snout, eyes, tail and paws. The other on the left had striking blue eyes and an almost shining coat. The other had a scary look to it but meant no harm it looked like any regular wolf except it was a bit bigger than the others who them alone where the size of large lions.
I just wondered why they were here.
Of course this is a fucking forest. Now what? Will I get eaten alive?
One of them barked at me causing me to flinch. Not in a threatening way but just a playful manner. And before I knew it I was on the floor tackled by those wolves. They started licking my face and barked playfully and I just laid there clutching my towel in shock.
Okay what the fuck is going on.
"Oh... Okay doggies you can get off me now." I said nervously trying to shove them off only to have them pounce back onto me.
After a few minutes of pushing them off they calmed down a bit. "okay I'm not going to lie that was fun" I said smiling and scratching one behind the ear.
"although I still have no clue of where I am and I'm cold" this caused one to jump up and tug on my towel willing me to follow it. When I tried to get it to stop tugging it soon turned into a nasty game of tug-a-war with me naked on one end and three full grown wolves on the other.
When I loosened my grip just a tad the wolves managed to take over my towel and barked for me to follow threatening to steal it. I wasn't about to roam the woods naked so I quickly obeyed.
Great... I just got threatened by dogs...
The wolves soon lead me to a small dirt cave. I crawled inside the opening and inside was surprisingly wide with an underground spring. One of the wolves came over to me and dropped my towel on the floor which I quickly picked up and wrapped myself in. It was covered in slobber and mud but I didn't care.
I got the feeling I was getting watched again but this time more intense. The temperature suddenly dropped and a gust of wind bitch slapped me. And all three wolves growled and crinkled their snouts at a figure in the far corner.
"Tell them to stand down." ordered the figure.
"Who are you to tell me what to do?" I said at the man.
After a moment of silence the man took a step towards me making me able to just barely make out who he was in the poor lighting of this cave.
Oh my god... What is this? Comic con?
I stifled a laugh "I get it now. This is a joke right? Who's the mastermind behind all this? Okay people you can come out now!" I yell. But no answer came. "No Fucking Way. Are you Tom Hiddleston?!" I could feel myself fangirling on the inside, but I tried my best to hide it. I didn't want to scare the poor guy away.
Standing right before my very own eyes was a Loki cosplayer.
"I can assure you this is no joke." the man said.
Just a cosplayer right?
