Disclaimer: Don't own MR! That is so sad! But I'm glad a great author like JP owns it.
A/N: This just came into my mind in my health class, some time ago. I wondered what it would be like for Max, Fang, and Iggy to be in a health class, when learning about the male and female anatomy. So please ENJOY!
Maximum Ride, the saviour of our world, Fang, well known blogger, and Iggy, the sarcastic blind bomb whiz, sat in their health class, that they were forced to attend, by Anne, listened to the teacher give instructions on the assignment.
"Use these diagrams on the screen to help you label your worksheet I have past out." the teacher said.
Max and Fang stared at the screen, horrified, scarred, interested, and just plane curious. Sorry Iggy, he's just waiting for the answers.
"Fang." Max called.
"Yeah?"
"Does it really look like that?" she asked. Fang cleared his throat, obviously embarrassed at the subject.
"Umm, sorta." he answered.
They continued to look at the screen. It was like a car accident on the freeway. You cant look away.
"What are you guys talking about? Does what look like what?" Iggy asked, clueless, and confused. They said nothing to him.
"Max?" Fang called.
"Huh?"
"Is that what it really looks like?" he asked.
"In a way." she said.
They were both a little disturbed. What kind of class was this? This was just sick and wrong! Who would allow people to show kids this stuff? It's just…just… sick and demonic. Its diabolical! What type of world do we live in that public schools would show this to kids? This is the work of Itex, I know it!
Max and Fang just couldn't understand why they were learning about this. It's just nasty!
"Will somebody tell me what the hell is going on?" Iggy asked annoyed by the two.
Max and Fang shook their heads.
"Trust us Ig, you don't want to know." Max said.
"Now I have to know!" Iggy said.
"No, I don't think you do. Its disturbing." Max added.
"Maybe disturbing to you. Tell me! Or I swear I'll set off this stink bomb." Iggy threatened.
"Don't tell this to the young ones. Don't even think it. Especially around Angel!" Max ordered.
"Jeez, just tell me already!" Iggy said.
The teacher walked up to Iggy. He heard her come up and he looked in her direction.
"Would you like help on the assignment?" she asked.
"Sure. Seeing as I can't see." Iggy said sarcastically. The teacher didn't find it rude, she actually laughed.
"Okay. First, tell me what you know about the female and male anatomy." she said.
"Anatomy?" he asked.
"Yes. The assignment is to label the parts of the female and male anatomy." She said. Iggy stared at her blankly.
He looked at Max and Fang, who where hoping that Iggy wouldn't do anything stupid. Like crack a lame joke about the assignment.
"What in the hell type of school is this?" he asked appalled.
The two burst out in laughter.
Its Health class Ig! Hahahaha! I'm sorry its short, but this is all I could come up with during Health class. I'm no comedian, so sorry if it doesn't meet your fancy funny bone requirements. But at least I got you to crack a smile right? :D I hope you enjoyed it. So please, Review! Thanks! ^_^
BoOkWoRm OUT!