A/N: I just decided to do a third one… For the heck of things.

Disclaimer: I do not own "Victorious".


Andre turned hurriedly, hoping to find the animal cookies. He had become accustomed to raiding her kitchen for the tiny creature-shaped snacks. He wanted some and Tori would be back any second. If she caught him again... the results wouldn't be pretty.

He had already ripped apart the entire kitchen. He had looked for some sort of secret stash under drawers and behind larger objects and boxes. So far, Andre had had no luck in finding Tori's stash of animal cookies.

And he really, really wanted some animal cookies...

The kitchen table was upturned, and the chairs were strewn across the floor like dead bodies on a battlefield. His dark eyes searched desperately. He just wanted some of the sugary goodness.

The songwriter took a long pause, drank in a deep breath, and stared around at the destroyed room. "If I were a box of animal cookies, where would I be?" he asked, gaze skimming the room as if he expected some sort of clue to be right in front of him that would give him the location of the animal cookies.

"I would be in the kitchen," he scowled lightly, now stroking an imaginary beard. He sort of wanted one. He figured it couldn't hurt. It would make him look smarter, wouldn't it? But it would make him look older too...

"I would be in Trina's room!" Andre bolted for the stairs and busted through the door, knowing the Vega house was completely empty except for himself. He didn't fear running into Trina, but he did have a slight fear of Tori catching him.

It was five minutes later when he froze, the front door opening. Andre paused and crept his way down the stairs to find himself standing face-to-face with an infuriated Tori. "ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE MY ANIMAL COOKIES?"

"YES!" he responded bluntly while nodding. His eyes glimmered with hope that she would just give in and give him some animal cookies with the pink and white frosting and all the pretty little sprinkles. He liked the yellow sprinkles. They were the prettiest ones.

"WELL I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANY!" She folded her arms across her chest after readjusting the purse that was slung across her shoulder. "So I'll just go to the potty room, okay? And stop looking. I hid them somewhere where you'll never find them." With that said, the brunette girl trotted off towards the bathroom after dropping her purse on the couch.

When she came out, her brown eyes found Andre snarfing down a box of animal cookies. The box that she had so precisely hidden. "ANDRE!"

"THEY'RE MINE!" he howled before clutching the box to his chest and running for his life up the stairs and locking himself in Trina's room to finish off the last of the little animal shaped cookies.


A/N: Oh, Andre… Review or Andre will steal your animal cookies!

~Sky