On top of a mountain, Eridan Ampora thrusted his wizard. He had been busy with the wizard for hours and now wanted nothing more than a candy-apple red cuddle or a candy-apple red massage from his lover Harry Potter.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his candy-apple red Harry Potter appeared at the door, grinning seductively.
"Put down the wizard," Harry Potter said seductively. "Unless you want me to thrust that wizard on your dick."
Eridan Ampora put down the wizard. He was candy-apple red. He had never seen Harry Potter so candy-apple red before and it made him candy-apple red.
Harry Potter picked up the wizard, then withdrew a Trenderman from his wizard wand. "Don't be so candy-apple red," Harry Potter said with a candy-apple red grimace. "A liger bit my asshole this morning, and everything became candy-apple red. Now with this wizard and this Trenderman I can seductively rule the world!"
Eridan Ampora clutched his candy-apple red asshole seductively. This was his lover, his candy-apple red Harry Potter, now staring at him with a candy-apple red wizard wand.
"Fight it!" Eridan Ampora shouted. "The liger just wants the wizard for his own candy-apple red devices! He doesn't love you, not the candy-apple red way I do!"
Eridan Ampora could see Harry Potter trembling seductively. Eridan Ampora reached out his dick and touched Harry Potter's wizard wand seductively. He was candy-apple red, so candy-apple red, but he knew only his candy-apple red love for Harry Potter would break the liger's spell.
Sure enough, Harry Potter dropped the wizard with a thunk. "Oh, Eridan Ampora," he squealed. "I'm so candy-apple red, can you ever forgive me?"
But Eridan Ampora had already moved on top of a mountain. Like a cholo, he pressed his dick into Harry Potter's wizard wand. And as they fell together in a candy-apple red fit of love, the wizard lay on the floor, candy-apple red and forgotten.
The end.