You know you're obsessed with FRIENDS when…
You own every season of Friends on DVD, or you are planning on buying every season
You know everything about each character – from religion to pet peeves.
You constantly quote lines from Friends
You know the words to several of Phoebe's songs and you go around singing them
You bombard everyone around you with Friends – including introducing it to people who have never watched it, to forcing it upon your Friends.
You have seen every episode of Friends
Even when you know that the Friends episode on tonight is one that you have watched and/or own on DVD, you still watch it.
You read fan fiction about Friends constantly
You write fan fiction about Friends
You know most of the actors who have guess stared on Friends
You can watch 2 minutes of an episode, name it and explain everything that happens
You can see a photo or a clip and name what episode it is in
You cried for days when Ross and Rachel broke up
You cried when Monica and Chandler got engaged and married
You cried during the Last One
You look up the show's scripts on the internet and read them.
You take personality quizzes to see which friend you are most like.
You begin to act like certain characters (Guilty!)
Your family and Friends learned to just ignore you when you go on and on about Friends.
Your family tease you that you don't have any Friends besides the ones on TV. (I actually wrote a monologue for Drama about a person who was schizophrenic and thought the Friends were her Friends – see the story 'The One with the Delusional Psychiatrist' – now I get a whole lot of snide comments).
You feel proud when your parents, who make fun of you the most, sit down and actually get into the show while you're watching it.
Whenever you have a free time, you love spending it having a Friends marathon.
Even though you know that you were very lucky to get 10 seasons, you wish there were ten more.
You were hooked on the show after watching one episode.
You are feeling guilty because so many of these apply to you.
You watch at least one episode a day, everyday…if not two, three, four, five… (Guilty!)
Your favourite actors and actresses are the main six ones on the show.
You Google the six 'Friends' often
You know everything there is to know about everything
You know all the trivia and inconsistencies
You can relate everything in any conversation to something Friends related
You are thinking of naming your future children either Rachel, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, Chandler or Joey
Your Friends get annoyed, because you always refer to the show
Your wall is covered in Friends Pictures (posters, magazine cut-outs)
You're always online looking at Friends websites
You own Friends merchandise (I own a signed poster which is framed!)
You find yourself using Monica's "I know!", Rachel's "Nooooooo", Chandler's 'could I be anymore…', Ross' 'hi', Joey's 'how you doin?', Phoebe's 'oh know' etc.
You use things from the show such as the alternate finger (fists together, thumbs facing outward, bang hands together)
You can't stop thinking about Friends
Most of these apply to you
Here's the scariest part – every single one of these applies to me…and I could list a whole lot more!