Work of Fanfiction. All the rights belong to the owners of said characters and trademarks.
A.N.
The story is based on the Love and Vegas Challenge of Bloody Brandy and I followed most of it guidelines.
Harry gets drunk while in Las Vegas.
Harry gets married said marriage stays intact or is binding
Known Heroine or villainess was replaced by a teenage witch version.
Chaperon Remus was replaced by Sirius.
The sober bride part was ignored.
The Potter luck struck. And it struck gold.
And there was a Elvis Impersonator.
I hope you will like the story. It is one of my bigger dust catchers and uses a lot of common things seen in HP Fanfiction: Living Potters, Twins who lived, Greater good Dumbledore, Potioneering Molly and some others.
Potter Manor.
"They can't be serious," yelled a black haired green eyed girl of fifteen.
"Of course they can't be. I am." A glare of the girl and a black haired boy silenced an aristocratic looking man who was sitting on a bed.
"Live up to your name for a moment then." said the boy who was sitting on a chair beside a desk.
The man gave a weak smile and said. "I don't know why they are planning to do this to your two. My guess is that Dumbledore is playing his games again."
The girl snorted and said in a voice that was a good imitation of a certain headmaster. "My dear Lily and James, it is the only way I have thought long and hard about it but there is no other way. So I know you have objections but it is for the greater good so it is going to happen the way I want it to happen."
Sirius and the boy laughed but there was no mirth in it.
Memory.
"Well James , Lily. If we use this ritual Euphemia will gain the magic of Harry. It will give her greater changes against Voldemort."
"But what about Harry Albus?" Asked James "He is the heir of the family."
"you have also a younger son James. A spare as they say and you can still take care of him. I know many squibs that have good lives in the muggle world."
The three adults where so busy talking that they not noticed a pair of twins who were listening to their conversation with great attention." Before they could be spotted they sneaked to the girl's room.
"Harry I am going to contact uncle Sirius." said Euphemia the boy nodded absently.
Present time.
"Do you have any idea what we can do Sirius.?" Asked Euphemia.
Sirius tilted his head in a dog like manner for a moment.
"Well because you are not emancipated you are under your parents law. And Albus is behind this plan so any help from the ministry will not be forthcoming."
Both teens nodded glumly. After the fiasco of the triwizard tournament they did not expect any help from the ministry to get out of this mess.
"The ministry will probably hand me over to the headmaster while cheering him on." Said Harry.
"they will of course declare you a hero and give you a medal, but tell you because you have lost your magic you have to live in the muggle world." Added his sister who had started to pace.
"Do we know how long we have before they are going to do this?" asked Sirius.
Both twins shook their heads.
"We didn't stick around to find that out." Said Euphemia.
"Well I was planning to take Harry on a trip because your parents wanted to distract him because he did not need any extra training in the headmasters eyes and Nathan was going to spend time at the burrow with Ginny." Said Sirius.
Both twins frowned at the part about Nathan and Ginny. They did not trust the Weasley's they were Dumbledore supporters of the highest order. In their mind everything that Dumbledore said was the law and must be followed to the letter.
"Don't frown like that Nathan isn't happy with it either. He likes Ginny a lot but he dislikes the rest of the family immensely." Assured Sirius them.
"Why could he not stay with uncle Remus?" Asked the twins at the same time. Sirius found it always creepy when they did that.
"He is going to America trying to get some support for the fight against old Moldyshorts." Said Sirius using a term the kids had started to call a certain dark lord.
The twins nodded. Having a silent conversation for a moment both nodded at the same time and Harry started to speak.
"What if we travelled after him Sirius?" asked Harry
Sirius thought about it for a moment and asked.
"Why?"
Euphemia replied "I can try to find out how the ritual works and Harry can disappear easier in another country."
Sirius nodded "that might work. But I expect trouble coming our way if Harry disappears and I don't know how much help he would get in the American magical community."
"I will look into ways to sabotage the ritual if nothing else works. Harry has to disappear." Said Euphemia.
Two days later Harry and Sirius where standing in the portkey centre in Diagon alley. Harry's family was waving to them until they disappeared with a pop.
That evening Godric Hollow the Potters house.
James and Lily Potter where enjoying the afterglow of some very nice activities. Cuddling with her husband a smiling Lily asked James.
"Do you think Albus has noticed that the twins were listening in to that conversation a couple of days ago?"
"I don't think so. I hope we have the chance to see his face when he finds out those two have outsmarted him." James said while stroking his wife's stomach absently.
Lily giggled "So do I James, so do I. Let's hope they succeed."
Washington DC. A couple of weeks later.
Picking up the ringing phone a grey haired man listened to wat the caller said.
"I see." he responded. "Find her and find out why Thomas let her out of his sight." After that he put the phone down and sighed. this was like Selina all over again. Why could she not just settle down with that Wayne boy. They could temper themselves a lot that way and keep an eye on their daughter themselves.
Harry Potter a couple of weeks later. Las Vegas.
Harry groaned when he woke up in a hotel room while a couple of trolls seemed to be practicing for their debut in the swan lake and failing spectacularly in his head.
When he tried to get up he found out he was lying in bed with someone who was still asleep. Said person was cuddled up against him and had her arm draped over his stomach.
"O no, Padfoot and fun always lands me in trouble. You should not have listened to his arguments Potter." He thought to himself.
"Let's hit the clubs Harry it will be fun. Nobody will complain about you being there. Yeah right Padfoot."
A groan alerted himself to the awakening of the girl that was with him.
"What happened?" He heard her ask in a bleary voice.
"We got drunk." He answered her.
"Shit." The girl screamed sitting up and pulling the covers with her.
Turning around he was met with the view of a black haired teenager that was as it seemed the same age as himself looking mortified at him.
"Who are you?" she asked while grimacing.
" Potter, Harry Potter and who might be the young lady I have the pleasure of sharing a bed with." He asked while trying to smile.
The girl rolled her eyes while she answered. "Helena Kyle."
"Any idea how we ended up in this situation?" he asked her.
"A lot of drinking." Was her dry and mocking reply after a moment of thinking.
Harry raised an eyebrow at this. "Was the girl proficient in the mental arts?" He asked himself.
Helena continued "I had sneaked in the club to have some fun and there we met and danced and drank way to much after that I remember an Elvis Impersonator and a black haired man who was applauding our actions."
Harry groaned and said" If I think who that person is. Then we will be in trouble."
Helena raised an eyebrow in a questioning manner.
"His name is Sirius and he is my godfather." He answered her.
She nodded.
"After that I remember a couple of casinos and that we won a lot. It would answer the question about the room where we are. Because this is not the room I have rented."
Harry nodded in agreement while looking around he spotted their clothing lying in a path to the bed.
`Do you think we had sex?` he asked. The look he received remembered him of his sister when he says something stupid.
He led himself fall back and groaned.
"Bloody Potter luck must have been on a high last night."
Helena asked "What do you mean?"
"Well knowing my families luck we ended up married and rich. Please kill me before my folks find out about this" he said while closing his eyes.
"Drama queen." Teased the girl who was in the process of moving her hand to put a lock behind her ear when she spotted a golden ring on her hand.
Spotting the ring she gasped and stared at the ring.
"I think you might be partially right." She mumbled showing him the ring.
Before he could say anything an angry woman's voice boomed through the room. "Harry James Potter! You pick up this mirror right now."
Looking at the girl beside him he raised an eyebrow and asked in a deadpan voice "How do you look in black?"
Potter house a couple of moments earlier.
Lily was having a moment for herself before dinner quietly reading a magazine.
She did not like it that she had to train her daughter because a certain fossil of a headmaster had plans for her family. But beggars can't be choosers she mused.
Dippy the Potters house elf came running into the room her ears flapping so much that it seemed that she would be taking off in a moment.
Looking at the excited elf Lily asked.
"Why are you so excited Dippy?" She asked while smiling at the elf.
Dippy responded by pulling her from the couch and leading her out the room while she babbled.
"Dippy being happy mistress. Very happy."
Lily tried to stop the excited elf but found herself being pulled to James his office.
A feeling of dread started to form. Inside the office Dippy pulled her to the family tree hanging on one of the walls. Dippy pointed to the picture of Harry who had been linked with a picture of a teenage girl.
"See mistress. This made Dippy excited." Said the delirious happy elf.
Lily looked at the elf and said "Thank you for bringing this to my attention Dippy. Please send James and Euphemia this way please." The elf bowed and popped away.
Walking to the desk she picked up the hand mirror that laid there.
At that moment James and their daughter arrived into the office.
Lily pointed to the tapestry while she turned to the mirror and started to yell.
Las Vegas
Standing up from the bed. Harry stumbled to the path of clothes and searched a moment for his jacket and retrieved a hand mirror from one of its pockets.
"Good morning England how is the weather?" he said in an false cheery voice while turning around so he could see Helena's reaction.
Helena looked with a raised eyebrow at the things the other teen did.
"Don't play games with me Harry James. Do you know what for foolish thing you have done?" said his mother through the mirror
"What might I have done to anger you mother?" he asked while Helena pulled a face at the volume of his mother's voice. "I am just starting the day. Me and Sirius were about to go find some breakfast."
"So you did not get married to a certain miss Wayne?" his mother asked in a false sweet tone.
"Uhh." Was his unintelligible reply.
Helena frowned at what she heard the last time she checked her last name was Kyle.
"Don't answer that. Tell me at least she is aware of magic?"
"She is now." Replied Harry while looking at the girl over the mirror.
"When you and your sister where plotting to pull one over the headmaster I assumed this was not one of your plans?" Lily asked in a resigned voice.
Harry shook his head while thinking about how their mother had found out about their plans.
"Well that is at least a good thing for the moment the filing of the marriage will take some time because it happened in America. So we have some time to do some damage control. Did you do any more foolish things?"
"I don't think so mum? Where busy reconstructing how everything happened."
There came a groan and some cheering from the mirror.
Helena saw Harry flinching at the mirror.
"Harry did you get drunk last night?" Lily's tone was ice cold seeing her sons look she said "Don't answer that. At least tell me you weren't wed by some Elvis wannabee in Las Vegas."
"Well we weren't wed by an Elvis imitator but by an imitator of his twin." Harry said while rubbing the back of his head
"Well call me back when you both are sober and have found that mutt of a godfather of yours." Lily said while ending the call.
"So miss Wayne. Any more secrets?" Harry asked Helena.
"The name is new for me to. I know who my mother is. She is a squib so my grandfather has custody over me." She replied.
Harry nodded while reaching down and took his jacket and reached in another pocket retrieving two phials. Downing the contents of one of the phials he grimaced at the taste and took a deep breath.
"That's better." He said
"Hangover potion?" Helena asked.
Harry nodded and raised the one he still had. " You want one?"
Helena put her hand forward and took the offered phial. Opening and drinking it in one gulp.
"That's disgusting." She said while giving the phial back.
"So are most potions I am to believe." Was Harry's reply.
Collecting the rest of his clothes he started to sort them on a nearby chair.
"you want to shower first? After that we can discuss what happened over breakfast" he asked while looking at Helena.
"Sure." she said while getting up and gathering her clothes while his back was turned to her. Before she went into the bathroom.
Harry touched a few runes that where sewn in his clothes and a moment later they looked fresh and clean.
Seating himself on the bed he started his Occlumency exercises and a few minutes later he was getting a clearer view of what had happened last night.
"Padfoot I am going to take you to the vet." He said after a while.
Hotel suite of Sirius Black and Harry Potter.
Sirius Black groaned when he woke feeling around he found himself alone in bed. That was at least a good thing. While the relationship between him and Katherine was pure business like most pureblood marriages she expected that he would be discrete.
Getting out of bed was a bit of a problem but when he made it to the bathroom he found the best potion in the world waiting for him.
Drinking the potion cleared his fogged brain a bit and while did his morning business he started to sort his memories from last night. Reaching a certain point he groaned. Hopefully Prongs could calm his tigress down because he had screwed the pooch. Forget Lily. He thought shuddering about the revenge Harry would be taking.
Hogwarts Albus Dumbledore office.
Sitting behind his desk Albus was working on his plans for next year.
Euphemia would be ready to defeat Tom and die at the man's hand. Harry would be in the muggle world and he would have greater sway over the Potters through Nathan and Ginny. Sometimes the greater good was great for Albus Dumbledore he mused. A moment later he got a cold feeling like there had something gone very wrong.
Las Vegas Helena and Harry
While showering Helena cursed herself. She had escaped the watchful eyes of Thomas to meet with that double crossing asshole Jones. He had thought he had ditched her but a well-placed tracking stone solved that It had been a piece of cake to sneak into his hotel room and steal it from. Well it wasn't stealing she had paid him after all. Her time with her mom had always been well spent. Most girls did not get that kind of lessons.
After she had dried herself off and put on her clothes she checked her pockets, finding the amulet she had taken from that double crossing idiot.
She grinned to herself doctor Jones would not be happy when he would be in need of the amulet again. The amulet made of pure gold hung on a chain made of the same metal on the front was an engraved picture of a cat on the back where a couple of hieroglyphs engraved.
Since the first time she had seen it she had felt a pull towards it and now that she had it she felt relaxed and content in a way she had never been before.
Putting it around her neck she let it slip under her shirt.
Leaving the bathroom she led harry in the bathroom and heard the shower a moment later.
She was surprised when she opened the plain glass slide door to the sitting area where she spotted a black leather briefcase beside the table.
Lifting it on the table she opened it.
Her mouth fell open inside laid stack upon stack of dollar bills and what seemed to be money drafts and stock papers under a brown folder.
"O my God." She whispered while looking at what was in the briefcase.
She closed the briefcase and seated herself on a chair and stared at the briefcase and a moment later she started to laugh. "Family luck indeed." She said to herself. Hopefully her grandfather wouldn't be too angry about the marriage because he despised gambling.
A couple of minutes later she was joined by Harry. When he spotted the briefcase he grimaced and asked. Have you looked into it yet?"
Helena grinned while she opened the briefcase again and showed him the contents. Ignoring the cash and other valuables he picked up the folder and opened it.
A couple of moments later he started to mutter
"Two hundred million American dollars, stocks in Wayne enterprises, Lexcorp and some other companies. Fifty thousand galleons we must have gambled with some magicals who did not know from which family I was. Some gemstones, a necklace and a couple of forging grants for the work off a goblin craftsman .
Marriage certificate for Harry James Potter born to James Charles Potter and Lilly Potter ne Evans to Helena Martha Wayne born to Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle."
Helena eyes grew when she heard her father's name for the first time and got a strange feeling she had heard that name before.
"Briefcase arranged by a local magical by the name of Hopkirk. Everything seems legal and binding." Turning to Helena he said while looking grim and showing her the marriage certificate.
"Were stuck together it seems Helena."
Helena nodded while looking at it spotting the in blood signed names.
Seating himself beside her Harry said.
"I am sorry I dragged you into this."
"We drunkenly dived in to it together you mean." She reminded him "But why did your godfather not stop us."
"I don't know. I have some problems waiting for me back home and we were looking for a solution. Maybe in his drunken state he thought it could help me."
"So he is an impulsive fool."
"Most of the times he does not live up to his name when he needs to be."
This made Helena grinned when she replied.
"Let's get some breakfast and find that idiot. So we can explain our displeasure to him in person."
With Sirius.
Sirius had just finished his breakfast and had packed both his belongings and the belongings of his godson's when he was alerted to somebody being at the door by some impatient knocking.
"Just a moment." He yelled while he waved his wand which made the two suitcases line up beside the table. Opening the door he was greeted by the sight of two men wearing business suits and sunglasses.
"Good morning. What do you w." before he could finish he was pushed back into the room and a third person a white haired woman who looked like she could be related to the Malfoy's. followed the two man inside. Being pushed on the couch he saw one of the men starting to look around the suite while the other pointed a gun at him.
"We are looking for Harry Potter where is he." Said the woman who glared at Sirius.
"and who wants to know that." Was Sirius reply while he gave her a once over.
A moment later his head had an meeting with the gun of the goon who whipped it over his head. "Answer me!" was the demand of the woman.
Sirius glared at the aristocratic looking woman and replied.
" I don't know."
"He and the girl are not here miss." Said the other goon to the woman.
The woman nodded and said.
Brant stay here and see if they come here. Joey we take this idiot with us." Both nodded and while Brant sat himself with a good view on the door Sirius was dragged out of the room by Joey who was followed by the woman.
With Harry and Helena.
After their breakfast the two teens had checked out of the hotel and had started to walk to the hotels were the had been staying.
Their first stop was the hotel of Helena where she picked up her backpack after that it was just a couple of minutes before they reached the hotel were Sirius and Harry had checked in.
Here Harry was surprised by a very welcome voice.
"Hello Harry how are you doing?"
Turning around Harry put the suitcase down and hugged a men who looked to be in his late thirty's.
"Uncle Remus you arrived early."
"When I found out Padfoot wanted to stay in Las Vegas for a weekend I raced here to stop you two from getting into trouble." Answered Remus while hugging him back.
Helena smirked after hearing the last sentence and gave Remus a wave.
Remus seeing the girl that was Harry groaned when he spotted the ring and said. "I seem to be too late I see. Please tell me you two didn't went gambling too."
"I can't speak for Sirius." Answered Harry who led Remus to Helena who had picked the briefcase up.
Turning to Harry Remus asked "How many casino's did you hit?"
"Don't know but we made a profit." Harry replied.
"Congratulations. Let's talk about your adventures with Sirius present I find myself in need of a target to release some of my anger on."
The trio made their way to the hotel when they entered they walked to the elevators and made their way to the room that Sirius had rented for him and Harry. A moment later they walked through the hallway that led to the room.
Seeing the room door being open. Both Remus and Helena frowned.
When Remus turned to the teens he saw the look on Helena's face.
While Harry raised an eyebrow instead of asking aloud. Remus nodded to the door.
Giving the suitcase to Remus Helena took Harry's hand and led him to the room.
"Do you think your godfather is going to be angry?" she asked Harry letting her voice travel down the hall.
"I don't know." Harry answered. "He is to blame too. He signed as a witness after all. I just hope he can be more serious when he is sober."
Behind them Remus had put the suitcase in his left hand and palmed his wand in his right while sneaking after them.
Opening the door both teens walked in and saw Brant standing in a corner pointing a gun at them.
"Hello you two." he said with a smirk. "Somebody wants to talk to you two so be a good couple of newlyweds and come with me."
Helena let her face show fear while she held Harry's hand and asked in a scared tone "Why mister? And where is my husband's godfather?"
"You have something what he wants." was his reply. "Now turn around and we will go downstairs to meet with the boss and your husband his godfather." Both teens turned around and walked to the door.
Remus who had heard everything looked around and casted a notice me not charm and placed himself against the wall while pointing his wand at the door.
When the two teens left the room they were followed by the man who held them at gunpoint.
When he turned his back to Remus said man was stunned by the werewolf.
Brant felt to the ground in a heap turning around Helena stepped to the body and picked up the gun and checked it over. While Harry kept an eye on the hallway Remus levitated the man back in the room and placed him on the couch.
Harry closed the door behind him and Helena and followed her to where Remus had busied himself with tying the goon up.
A moment later Brant found himself tied up with Helena pointing his own gun at him and Harry and Remus pointing their wands at him.
"Wakey, wakey." Said Remus "What did you want with the kids? And what happened to Sirius?"
Brant glared at him and kept silent. Blue light left the wand of Remus and hit him in the chest and pain spread itself through the goon his body.
Brant grunted for a moment.
"do you think reading his mind goes faster?" asked Harry.
"It does but we need him to be properly awake so we help him to wake up a bit first." Replied Remus. "Why don't you try something around here there is no restrictions on the use of magic so long you are discreet and the muggles don't remember it or view it as an act."
The boy nodded and a grey coloured spell left the boy's wand said spell hit Brant who started to splutter while his mouth was filled with soap.
"Where did you learn that spell?" asked Remus
"Aunt Catherine. She used it when she had to punish me when I was younger." Replied Harry "it has the side effect of having a truth spell woven into it."
"Nasty." said Remus who hit Brant with a yellow spell.
"A spell that forces the victim to talk." Explained Remus
"A good combination." Said a smirking Helena.
Turning to Brant Remus asked. "What do you want with the teenagers?"
Brant fought the spells and spit out most of the soap before he started to speak.
"They have something the boss wanted. The idiot that was carrying it gambled it away last night."
"I see." said Remus "What did your boss planned to do after he got the thing he wanted?"
"I don't know." Said Brant while glaring at them.
"Where can we find your boss?" asked the girl.
"He has an office in the hotel it is on the second floor." Brant replied.
"Well it seems to be your lucky day. You are going to bring us to him." Remus said. "But first who is your boss?"
"Mister Stooge is my boss." Answered Brant while glaring at his three captors
Two waves later Brant looked a bit dazed and he was untied.
"Bring us to your leader." Said Harry while the man and girl rolled their eyes.
In the office of mister Stooge.
Sirius sat on a chair sipping from a cup coffee and smoking a good cigar while looking at a beefy man who was also smoking a cigar while reading some papers. Behind him stood the blond woman and beside the door he had entered stood Joey who looked bored. Beside Sirius sat a heavily sweating man on his knees while a third goon stood behind Sirius and the kneeled man.
Looking up from the papers the smoking man said.
"My apologies mister Black. But you are the only trace I have to what that idiot beside you has gambled away. And I am in need of that certain item very soon. Caelia thought that your godson and his girl had stolen said item because the piece of shit beside you told her that."
Sirius nodded at the man who had introduced himself as Caesar Stooge.
"Understandable Caesar but maybe you should contact your man in my room to just bring them here without any threats from him."
A knock on the door silenced the conversation. A moment later a dazed looking Brant. Walked in who was held at gun and wand point by Remus and said teens.
Looking at the trio Sirius smirked and raised his coffee cup.
"Good afternoon to you. I see you have been gentle with Brant."
Harry raised an eyebrow at him while pointing his wand at Ceasar.
"Please lower your wand mister Potter I don't intend to harm you. The idiot beside mister Black gambled an item away that I had commissioned through him. When I send my people to retrieve it. Well Caelia became a bit over zealous." Said Caesar.
When Remus spotted the woman behind the seated man his eyes grew and Caelia's eyes turned to slits while she glared at him.
Seeing what was happening Sirius started to ad it together and started to laugh loudly when everyone looked at him he wiped some tears from his eyes.
"Don't take Harry to Vegas Sirius. Knowing the two of you it will end up in trouble. I guess you were speaking from experience Moony my man."
Ceasar and his goons roared in laugher while Remus tried to shrink in to the floor.
"One moment please mister Stooge. But my husband and I have some things to discuss," said Caelia in a clipped voice while walking to Remus and dragging him through the door.
Harry and Helena looked at each other and grinned.
Turning to Harry Caesar said. "Mister Potter you have a necklace in your possession that I rather want to have. I had it made especially for some one that is very dear to me. I will of course compensate you"
Harry and Helena looked at each other and Harry raised an eyebrow and Helena nodded.
"opening the briefcase Helena retrieved a slim box and opened it to show it to Caesar whose face brook in a wide smile."
"Excellent I will pay you the money which I paid for it and some extra of course.
Helena spoke. "we have money enough. For a couple of favours we are even." Harry raised again an eyebrow but Caesar nodded and grinned.
"You never know when you are in need of some help. A smart decision young lady. My advice would be to keep her close mister Potter." He said while Helena gave him the box with the necklace.
After a while Remus and Caelia returned both looked a bit dishevelled.
Which resulted in a lot of teasing of the people in the room.
After that the group said good bye to the mobster checked out and left the hotel ending up at a nearby restaurant where they ordered lunch.
"So Remus. How was the reunion with your wife?" teased Sirius
"It was nice with the both of them." Replied Remus in an absent manner.
Sirius mouth fell open and after a moment he managed to stutter.
"Both of them."
"Yes both of them. Why did you think I warned you about this city of sin." Was the werewolf's reply.
Both Harry and Helena grinned at the flabbergasted look of Sirius
"You are married to two women?"
"Yes Padfoot. Caelia and Tina both work and live in this city. I was planning to introduce you two next week when I could supervise your trip here." Said an amused Remus.
"Was it by an Elvis Imitator Remus?" asked a grinning Harry.
"It was." said a voice from behind him. Turning to the voice they spotted a petite Asian woman who walked around the table and kissed Remus on the lips.
She seated herself on Remus lap and introduced herself as Tina Lupin.
Looking at Remus she asked. "So did the girl got every woman's dream of having to men in the house." Helena sniggered while Sirius looked confused and asked "Two men?"
"Yes one for cooking and the other for cleaning." Answered Tina.
"Unfortunately I have to do with only one. But he seems trainable." Said Helena. Harry gave her a mock hurt look.
"How long are you three married." Asked Harry.
"Nearly a year. Caelia and I were already in a relationship. But one night we got drunk and woke up with the new addition." replied Tina. Continuing she said.
"Now it's even more fun with the in laws. Our brother in law hates Remus as much as he hates me. Always moaning about his sister not having a proper pure husband."
"it's always the quiet ones. Next thing we know one of them Is a Malfoy." Muttered Sirius.
"Remus honey. You never told us that he was this slow. Narcissa told me he was a bit slow but this even surprises me." Said a familiar voice from behind Sirius.
Said man nearly fell from his chair in shock.
Behind him stood Caelia who was smirking at Sirius.
"You're a Malfoy?" gasped Sirius who looked at the woman as if he saw her for the first time.
"Why yes, Lucius is my older half-brother and like any pureblood male as useful as a pile of dung." Was the reply of Caelia.
This made the rest at the table laugh when they saw the expression on Sirius's his face.
Turning to the black haired man who had sat back on his chair Helena asked the question that was on hers and Harry's mind.
"Why didn't you stop us when we were getting married mister Black?"
Sirius paled and mumbled something while he seated himself again.
"Speak louder Padfoot and look at her face." Said Remus who had been joined by Caelia sitting beside him while the rest of the group gave him various looks.
"I didn't think." Sirius said shrinking away from the glares he received from the two teens.
"Remus do you or your wives know a local veterinarian around here?" Harry asked while glaring at his godfather.
"We sure do kiddo." Answered Tina cheerfully while pulling a cell phone from her pocket.
"Should I call and ask if Carl works today. He does most of the fixing on the studs"
Sirius paled even further and looked around the table seeing some amused and angry faces. Doing the same thing as last night he didn't think and made a run for it. After a few seconds he was out of the door and disappeared around the corner.
"Caelia was that fear spell really necessary? Asked an amused looking Remus.
The woman smirked impishly and shrugged. "A bit over the top I admit."
Helena snickered at the reply. After their meal the group split up with Tina taking the teenagers to the Lupin's home While Caelia left to go back to work and Remus went searching for Sirius.
Some hotel room in Las Vegas.
A grey haired man was busy tearing through his possessions searching for a missing amulet.
Said amulet had disappeared and his customer would not be happy with him if he did not deliver the promised item. And he knew what she could do with him if she became displeased.
A knocking on the door raised his attention and he yelled "it's open." While praying it would not be his customer. When he looked up he saw that his fear had become the truth. Two woman stood in the door opening.
"Hello Henry how are you today?." Said a woman wearing a hoody which hid her face. Beside her stood a woman wearing a nice dress who did not wear any footwear.
"Hello Barbara. I am fine thank you. Just looking for your amulet I must have misplaced it." Henry answered.
"Well find it then and fast." Snarled the hooded woman. Both women seated themselves on the only chairs available in the room and watched him looking for the amulet.
After a moment he found the box which should hold the amulet opening it he saw a note that read. "Double crossing someone is not good for business doctor Jones."
Henry Jones was an archaeologist with a huge debt he needed to pay of selling it and switching the box with a copy of it had seem a very good idea at that time.
"What is it?" Demanded the woman with the hoody to know.
Henry showed her the box and the note.
Both woman frowned when they read the note.
"So you decided to sell the amulet twice Henry. I am impressed I thought you wouldn't have the guts for it." Said Barbara while glaring at the man.
"Who did you try to double cross idiot?" asked the other woman.
"A teenage girl offered me a lot of money for it, you know I am in need of money, so I saw an opportunity to gain some extra." He stuttered out in fear.
Barbara gave an animal like growl that terrified the already terrified man even more.
Beside her partner the other woman wove her hand through the air and a moment later Henry's jacket started to glow.
"Well said girl has some capabilities it seems." Muttered the other woman while walking to were the jacket hung. Searching through the jacket she found what she was searching for.
When she stood again by the other woman she opened her hand and in the palm of it laid a glowing stone with runes engraved on it.
"A tracking stone. As the name implies it allows itself to be tracked by a magical who's signature it is linked to. It seems that the girl did not trust you doctor Jones."
"Can you track the little bitch?" asked Barbara who glared at the stone.
"It will take some time but she will not be able to hide from us after that." Was the reply of the other woman.
"Well Henry It seems if have to do some work for the amulet. Because of that I will pay no more then I already have." Snarled Barbara.
"But I need the money." Stammered the man.
"The girl already paid you Henry." Said Deborah in a mocking voice. "Or do you want to anger me?"
The terrified man shook his head.
"Smart Henry. Very smart." Picking up the man by his neck Deborah lifted him in the air and threw him against the wall of the room.
Henry felt various of his bones break and screamed in pain.
"Don't do things like this ever again Henry. It's not good for your health." Said Barbara while walking to the door a moment later she was followed by her companion.
The Burrow.
Nathan and Ginny had sneaked out of the house after lunch hoping to meet up with Ginny's good friend Luna who lived nearby. While walking there hand in hand Ginny gave a phial with an acid green potion in it to Nathan.
Nathan grimaced but took the offered potion.
After drinking it Nathan said.
"When is your mother going to stop with dosing my food."
"I don't know. I think she is still dosing my dad after all this years." Replied Ginny.
The two friends walked silently the house of the Lovegoods. Where they found Luna reading a book about transfiguration.
"Hello Ginerva and Nathan how are you today, still in problems with the wrackspurts?" the two other teens grinned at what she said.
"Somebody forgot her potions it seem." Said Ginny in a teasing tone.
" The nargles took them. They thought you were more in need for them" Replied the blond girl.
Nathan had seated himself beside the blond girl and was peaking at the book Luna was reading.
"You haven't finished your homework yet Luna. You are a lazy little raven aren't you." He teased.
"I am writing a couple of fake essays for the wrackspurts hiding my stuff. I hope these will trick them." The other teens nodded at this.
The other teens started to help her writing the essays making up some ridiculous ideas after that their talks turned to other matters that held the attention of them.
`Dumbledore is up to something again.` Ginny said. `he was over a couple of times before you came to stay.` Luna nodded and added.
`When he saw us he changed the subject but we heard Ginny parents and him talk about you and the Potter name.`
Nathan groaned `If I did not know better I would think that old man has a crush on me. But he has also been talking about my siblings and my sister's `destiny`.
´The only one he is interested in is his own.` said Ginny with anger lacing her voice.
`He is like an acromantula elder in the middle of his web. Look what he did for the families that sympathised with Grindewald.` said Luna,
`And the followers of Tom that are still free.` Ginny added.
`And those that are of a different opinion are silenced or converted.` Luna said.
`Think about our first year when only your sister was honoured by him while your brother never got an apology from anyone for all the things they did to him. Harry and you were as much heroes as Euphemia.` Said Ginny with a dark look in her eyes.
`It´s scary if you look at it that way. And unfortunate it´s real too.` admitted Nathan.
`I think Dumbledore will be angry soon.` said Luna.
`Why?" Asked Ginny.
"Just a feeling." Answered Luna.
Meanwhile in Gotham.
Bruce Wayne was having a nice time with his friend and occasional lover Selina Kyle.
"It was nice of you to invite me Bruce. We haven't seen each other in a while with you travelling so much for Wayne enterprises." Said Selina.
"I know Selina. But sometimes it is necessary Wayne enterprises does not runs itself unfortunately." Answered Bruce.
"I know what you mean. I oversee part of my family's interests and sometimes they drive me nuts. I rarely get times for my own activities."
Bruce nodded and said. "Let's forget our responsibilities for the evening then and enjoy each other's company."
Selina nodded in agreement and for the rest of the dinner they talked about nothing important. When Bruce led her to a nearby family room and had started to refill her glass they were disturbed by Alfred.
"Master Bruce, miss Kyle. I am sorry for disturbing the both of you but there is a messenger for miss Kyle. A bit of a unusual messenger." Said the older man.
Standing up Selina who was followed by Bruce was led to the hall way were a small house elf stood waiting for them.
"What is that for a being?" asked Bruce while frowning.
"It called himself Thomas the house elf master Bruce." Said Alfred.
" Hello Thomas what brings you here?" asked Selina while smiling at the house elf.
"Thomas be in trouble mistress." Said the house elf in an upset tone.
"Thomas lost little miss. Master Kyle ordered Thomas to watch little miss and little miss got away."
"Why did none of my father's guards watched her?" asked Selina.
"They told master Kyle they were too busy so Thomas was ordered to watch little miss for the guards.."
Selina frowned. This was the usual behaviour of the guards. Helena made it a habit to ditch them as much as possible and usually they ordered Thomas to follow her.
"Where did you lose sight of Helena Thomas?" Selina asked.
"Washington magic alley mistress. She been gone for a couple of days."
In Bruce's mind there were already actions being planned but he needed more information.
"Can't you find her with your own magic Thomas?" Bruce asked.
"She is being shielded little miss father sir." Albert replied,
When Bruce heard the reply he frowned while turning to Selina and raising an eyebrow in question.
"Thomas did you have to call him that?" asked Selina while glaring at said house elf.
"No mistress, but your father is hoping for more grandchildren mistress. He is hoping both of you would calm down with your antics if you had more young ones to look after " Said the now smirking house elf.
From behind the couple sounded a cough that sounded a bit too much like laughter to both of the girl's parents liking.
"It seems that you and miss Kyle will be working late sir?" said Alfred with twinkling eyes.
Bruce nodded to Alfred and told Selina and Thomas to follow him.
A while later they found themselves in the batcave, Seeing some of the things Bruce kept around impressed Selina.
"How did you get that penny inside?" she asked Bruce while looking at the giant coin.
"Hard work." Was his response from behind the computer.
"Thomas did Helena had any correspondence with new people lately?" Asked Selena the small house elf.
The house elf thought for a moment and disappeared and reappeared a moment later with a couple of envelopes in his hands.
"This is the mail the little miss had me pick up from a muggle post box." Said Thomas in his squeaky voice.
Reading the first of the letters Selina raised an eyebrow while she read it a moment later she grinned and said. "That's my girl."
"What did she do?" asked Bruce from behind his computer.
"She planned a trip to Las Vegas." Was the reply she received.
Bruce groaned. "So we are looking for a teenager in Las Vegas."
"Shall I make travelling arrangements sir?" asked Alfred.
Bruce nodded and asked Selina. "Any idea why she would go there?"
Selina who was busy opening a second envelope shook her head and started to read the second letter a moment later she said.
"It seems she has made contact with a certain doctor Jones who has an amulet for sale. He was willing to sell it to her. He was staying in Las Vegas and would meet her there."
Bruce hands flew over the keyboard and a moment later a picture of a greying man appeared on the screen.
"My guess would be that this is the good doctor our daughter is meeting with. Henry Jones junior. An archaeologist that has just returned back to America."
"I have heard of him." Said Selina while looking over his shoulder. "He finds himself usually indebted to various people."
"Let's go and find out if she is in trouble." Said Bruce who stood up from his chair.
Selina laughed and said. "Bruce she is our daughter."
"Miss Kyle got a point there sir." Said Alfred who had just returned.
Bruce just glared at the two of them.
Reginald Kyle P.O.V.
Being the Head of the department of international cooperation was mostly a pain in the ass. Reginald Kyle mused.
At least it did not let him have a conflict with being the head of his family and responsible for the family fortune
The antics of his daughter and his granddaughter were usually more troubling to his position.
At the moment his granddaughter had found herself in some trouble that was amusing to him.
His eldest child Reginald junior had not been amused when he had found out what Helena had done. Reggie did had other plans for his niece after all.
Reginald smirked as he remembered the angry look of his son when he told him she took after Selina.
Reggie had never understood why his father had not cast out his youngest sister. A squib was good for nothing in his son eyes. But his father had learned that they could go to places were a wizard or witch would be out of place.
He hoped that Selina would at least follow the example of her daughter. Thomas had told him that she and her lover were on their way to Las Vegas.
For now he needed to find more out about that boy which had married Helena. He had heard the name of said young man before but he could not remember from where.
Harry and Helena P.O.V.
Tina led both teens through the city of Las Vegas towards a nearby travel point.
"Las Vegas is very strict about portkeys and apparating in the city. So there are various travel points in the no-maj areas." Tina explained.
"Most places you find an out of the way place and pop away. But not in this city. There are too much tourists so they started to regulate magical travel."
Both teens nodded.
"So Caelia works for the mob? But what do you do for a living" asked Harry.
I work as an interior designer." Said Tina. "I specialise in magical interior."
"Must be handy in this city." Said Helena. "turning a hotel room in an apartment is no small feat."
The older woman nodded and asked.
"It does not explain why both of you stayed in a no magic area?"
"I can't answer for Helena but I have some problems waiting at home." Answered Harry.
"I wanted to have some fun in the muggle world." The girl replied.
"Remus told us about your problems with that dark lord and that he was more focused on your twin." Tina said.
Harry nodded. "He is. My problem is a twinkle eyed headmaster that has plans for the greater good. In my opinion he is more interested in his own greater good."
"You mean Dumbledore?" Asked Helena at which Harry nodded. "My grandfather despises him and can't understand why so much wizard from the countries in Europe see him as infallible."
"That's easy." Said Harry with a smirk and in an imitation of a certain book obsessed Gryffindor girl he knew he said. "Euphemia I can't understand why you and your brothers don't trust the headmaster, he knows what is best for all of us. Just look at what he has done. So tell him what you have found out and let him tell you how to deal with it."
Both woman laughed at what they heard.
"Laugh it up you two. I would find it funny if it did not involve me." Grumbled Harry.
"Well I am involved now Harry if you like it or not." Said Helena. "Besides my family will not be happy with me. My grandfather might approve of the marriage if it suits him. But it will anger the rest of my family except my mum maybe."
At that moment her cell phone that was in her backpack started to ring.
Allowing Harry to retrieve it for her she answered the call.
"Helena Kyle speaking. Hi mum, how are you?"
"Las Vegas, mum don't kid me why would I go to that city for?"
Harry smirked at her after he heard wat she said she gave him a glare.
"Henry Jones? Never heard of him." Tina raised an eyebrow at that statement.
"Yes mum I am sure." Helena listened for a moment and groaned.
"I see where do I need to meet you? OK see you soon."
Ending the call she seemed to shrink a bit.
"So we are meeting your mother later this day?" asked Harry with a smirk on his face.
Helena nodded. "she will be arriving in a couple of hours after that she want to meet me in one of the bigger hotels."
"How do you know Henry Jones?" Asked Tina.
Helena looked at the woman with an eyebrow raised in question.
"The wife had dealings with him once." Tina explained.
"He had a amulet for sale and he tried to double cross me." Explained Helena.
"Tried?" asked Harry.
"he switched the box which held the amulet with another one. I followed him to his room and acquired it myself." Told Helena with a proud smirk.
Tina frowned. "that can be dangerous kids. Caelia told me about him he usually deals in stolen artefacts."
Both teens nodded and when they reached the travel point they disappeared with a crack.
With Barbara and her partner.
When Barbara saw her partner frown while she was holding a pendulum above a map she was ready to go back to the room of that idiot and tear him to pieces.
When the other woman saw the face of Barbara she gave a wry smile.
"The girl used a local travel point. Don't worry we will find her." She said/
"travel point?" Asked Barbara.
"The magical community has put more strict laws in place on magical travel in Las Vegas. Other laws are more lax around here because the many shows that are in this city." Jinx explained.
Barbara nodded and said. "And the amulet might aid her too it is said that it cloaks the person in secrecy like Bastet herself."
"A thing to keep in mind then." Said the barefooted woman who went back to scrying for their target.
A couple of hours later. Bruce and Selena.
Having a private plane was sometimes very useful mused Bruce Wayne especially if one of your kids got out on their own and in trouble.
Selena had told him why he had not known about Helena, He had been angry with her about not knowing about his child. When Selena had explained why she did not tell him he had been even more annoyed.
Because of Helena's magical capabilities she had been placed with her grandfather instead of growing up with her parents.
Selina had been underage and a squib had to give up all her parental rights.
This still angered the woman greatly at times.
At least she had not been placed with her uncle or aunts according to Selina those three were pureblood maniacs of the highest order.
When the plane landed on a private airstrip of Wayne enterprises. They were welcomed by the regional manager of Wayne enterprises.
When Selina saw him she could not supress her smirk. The man seemed to be terrified of Bruce.
When Bruce and her reached the man he seemed to be trembling and at the point that he would wet himself in a heartbeat.
"Mister Wayne Welcome to Las Vegas." The man stuttered out.
"Hello mister Smith. Might I introduce you Selina Kyle a good friend of mine." Said Bruce.
"Pleased to meet you ma'am. Mister Wayne I can assure you that I had nothing to do with the losses of yesterday. You have to believe me." Said the man in a very desperate tone.
"Which losses you mean mister Smith." Said Bruce with a raised eyebrow.
A while later when they had arrived at their destination they found out which losses the man meant.
When Selina had heard the name of the man that had been gambling she had laughed herself hoarse.
Raising an eyebrow Bruce at her she explained while getting her breath under control. "There is a saying in some circles. Never gamble with a drunk Potter.
Their notorious for their luck."
"Well he was not alone ma'am. He had just married." Replied Smith.
When he showed the both of them the picture of the happy couple Selina had to bite back a laugh as she saw Bruce his face darken.
Leaning towards him she whispered in his ear." Not even met her and already having a protective father mode."
When Bruce glared at her she just smirked.
At that moment with Harry and Helena.
Harry felt the hairs on the back of his neck prickle and shuddered.
"Something wrong?" asked Helena who sat beside him on the couch in the living room of the Lupin's house reading a magazine.
"I just have a bad feeling a very bad feeling." Replied Harry.
"Any idea what it is about?" his wife asked.
"No."
"then it is probably nothing" Dismissed Helena Harry's gut feeling.
Looking at her watch Helena groaned and laid the magazine on the table in front of the couch. Seeing her actions Harry did the same with the book he had been reading.
Both walked to the kitchen and told Tina where they were going.
Said woman gave them instructions to reach said hotel the fastest way and reminded them that dinner was at seven.
When they stepped into the floo they disappeared with a flash.
Barbara and partner P.O.V.
"Finally." exclaimed the scrying woman.
"Did you find the little bitch." Said Barbara in an inpatient tone.
"Yes, the strange thing is that they appeared near the place she had left." said the other woman.
"It does not matter we are going to get her.
Near the hotel of Bruce and Selina.
Harry and Helena had decided to take their time while walking to the hotel and were looking at the things that were happening around them.
Both were nervous about meeting Helena's mother.
"You think that bad feeling I had was about meeting your mother?" asked Harry.
This made Helena laugh "She is a real pussycat Harry don't worry."
"The problem with any cat is that they have claws." He replied.
"Don't worry I will protect you." Said Helena while they walked through a small park.
That's nice for him. But who is going to protect you little bitch." Said a new and angry sounding voice. While a bank of fog grew around them.
Turning to the owner of said voice both teen saw two women coming towards her.
"What do you two want?" asked Helena while glaring at the woman who had called her a bitch.
"The amulet you little thief." The woman snarled. "I ordered that fool Jones to steal it."
"That's nice and all but he sold it to me." Replied Helena who settled in a fighting stance.
"You should have him let you rip off because now I am going to rip you to pieces." Said the woman while she tried to hit Helena but was banished back by her a moment before she could hit her. When the woman landed on her back a couple of feet away from Helena the teens saw the face of the woman of the first time.
"It's Cheetah." Said Helena in shock when she saw the catlike face of the woman.
"That's right little witch and let me be so polite to introduce myself." Said the other woman. "My name is Jinx." While sending a gust of wind at the two teens.
Both Helena and Harry dodged out of the way of the blast of wind.
Harry drew his wand and send a couple of curses towards Jinx who deflected them with a shield and replied with another blast of wind.
Meanwhile Helena cursed herself that her wand was locked up at school. Sending a stunner at Cheetah was maybe the biggest spell she could do without a wand.
At that moment she saw Cheetah jump towards her with her claws extended.
Not hesitating for a moment she sidestepped the woman and hit her full in the stomach. Cheetah landed in a heap on the ground but was back on her feet in a second taking a swipe at the girl with her claws which Helena dodged.
Soon the two woman were fighting each other in a deadly dance.
And to Cheetah's shock the girl seemed only to become faster and stronger.
Meanwhile Harry was still duelling with Jinx who had stopped playing and was releasing lethal spells after each other.
Harry had been forced on the defence while fighting Jinx got a lucky shot in banishing the older witch into the air. When the woman lost contact with the ground the huge flame she had sent at him disappeared in a instance.
When Harry realised this Jinx had already been back on her feet and sending a wave of sand at him. Remembering the troll he and his sister had stopped in first year he grinned. Destroying the wave of sand coming towards him he send a chain of banishing spells at Jinx and had the luck of sending her in to the air again.
Before the woman had reached the ground again he cast with a loud voice. "Wingardium Leviosa.". Jinx found herself floating in the air before she could react a couple of stunners and binding spells had hit her.
after making sure that the woman would stay floating Harry turned to fight between his wife and the woman that she had called Cheetah.
Both of them were still going at each other and to Harry's surprise Helena seemed to be getting the better of her attacker.
Cheetah dodged a kick from the girl with a snarl.
"The amulet is already helping the girl. Is she a metahuman like myself?"
Being distracted did not help Cheetah because Helena hit her with a kick against the head making the woman crumble to the ground.
Harry did not wait for the approval of Helena and bound and gagged Cheetah.
Tying the women together Harry did not hesitate and oblivated both of them.
Helena checked meanwhile if there were any witnesses. Finding none she waited for Harry to do his own check and grabbed his hand before pulling him towards her mother's hotel.
"Will those two remember us?" she asked while they walked at a brisk pace towards their destination.
"I don't think so. I erased all knowledge about us from their minds. They might start to look for that amulet again but will not make a connection to us." Replied Harry.
"Good what did you make them remember." Asked Helena.
"Getting piss drunk." Was the reply. This made Helena giggle.
When they reached the hotel Helena saw her mother sitting beside a man who looked familiar to both Harry and Helena.
When they stood by the table where Helena's mother was seated they got a smile from the woman while the man glared at Harry.
"Helena did you have to do the responsible thing before getting in the sack with that boy? Now I will never hear the end about not marrying from your grandfather." Said Selina with a grin.
"Mum." Exclaimed Helena while Harry tried to smirk for a moment but was to intimidated by the glare of the man seated by Helena's mother.
"Well young man my name is Selina Kyle and I hope you know what you got yourself into. She is moody, Impulsive and stubborn on good days and on bad days she takes even more after her father." Said an even more grinning Selena when she looked at Harry who was being stared down by Bruce.
After elbowing Bruce in the ribs she said. "Helena meet Bruce Wayne your father."
When Helena turned to Bruce she glared at him which amused Selina even more.
"Nice to meet you mister Wayne. Might I know why I never have met you before?"
Bruce flinched a bit under the glare and replied "Your mother never told me about you Helena. So this is quite a surprise for me as well."
Helena nodded. " turning to her mother she said " Mum meet Harry Potter. He is from England and hopefully grandfather approves of him."
"Well that's nice Helena. No please tell me why you contacted that doctor without talking to me first?"
Helena bit her lip for a moment before she replied. "I wanted to do this on my own. I felt that amulet calling to me when I saw it on television."
Bruce frowned at what his daughter said but kept quiet and to his own surprise was quite happy to terrify his daughters husband who seemed to squirm under his glare.
"Bruce stop glaring at your son in law. I think he is cowed enough for the moment." Teased Selina. "Or is this about the money you lost to those two gambling at that casino of yours?"
Bruce glared at Selina who just smiled back while both teens looked at each other and realised were they had heard Helena's father his name before.
"You own Wayne Enterprises?" Exclaimed Helena while looking at her father.
Bruce nodded and said "I do. So please enlighten me why you two were so dumb to get married while drunk."
Looking at each other both teens chorused "Padfoot." To the surprise of the two adults.
The end. For now.