One question, please.
How the hell do you deal with a team of ninja's that like you? Not as a friend, but as a girlfriend. Each and every freaking. One. Of. Them.
Kakashi Hatake, the pervert sensei. I mean, really, I'm his student. And 16 years old to his, what, thirty? Thirty five? Anyways, he's out of the question… ish. He is kinda mysterious and cute with the way he's always late… ish?
Naruto Uzumaki, the number one, hyperactive, knuckle head ninja. Also known as the biggest prankster and goofball in all of Konaha's long history. He hasn't always been the brightest paint color on the canvas (I've been hanging out with Sai too damn much!) but he's always treated me right. We used to always torture poor Iruka-sensei when we were in the academy. I've always admired his courage and persistence to do anything he pleased… Well, all in all, he's a sweet boy as well as a hot ninja, not to mention the same age as me. Therefore I am considering it.
Sakura Haruno. Yes, that's right, she likes me too. Who knew the pink headed kunoichi was a bi, right? I have absolutely nothing against them, but, unfortunately for my dear friend, I'm 100% straight. You know, she always was kind of touchy, feely with me. Even when we were kids and Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and me all hung out together every minute of the day Sakura had hugged and held my hand more than she did Ino and Hinata. I just thought she liked me more than them is all…
And then there is Sasuke Uchiha. Straight A student, good looks, the perfect son, and a strong willed fighter on the field. Not to mention he has a hot brother, who always stares at me I train with Sasuke on the Uchiha compound… Ah, hell, not him too! Well, I might as well add him to my list… Oops, back on the Sasuke topic… He has always intrigued me with his mysterious eyes and spiky hair. Wanna know why? Because I wanna know how much hair gel he uses every morning, of course! I asked him once and he said it's naturally like that and I'm like, yeah right! I'm considering him also.
Sai… what's his last name? I'll just put No-last-name. Well, Sai No-last-name was always very vulgar and annoying, what with those fake smiles. But, don't ask me how (because I have no clue how), somewhere, somehow, he wiggled his way into my mind and heart. To this day I still have no clue why he was put on Team Kakashi, but he was. My first impression of the guy was that he was a pampas ass who only cared about himself how fake he could smile, but I'll admit, I was wrong. He just has to get to know you well enough and then he gets soft… ish. I'm considering him as well.
And, as I decided earlier, the newest on my list here is Itachi Uchiha. Like Sasuke, he was a straight A student the academy, he's sexy, the perfect son, a strong willed fighter on the field, and then, unlike Sasuke, he is the heir to the Uchiha clan. I guess some girls would go wild over that, but personally I really don't care. "Ooh! He's a prince! That's my reason for claiming I love him! Ooh! I'm gonna be his number one stalker! Ooh!" And I'm not claiming I love him, but that's what he says girls only like him for. It is a reasonable accusation if you think about it. Itachi is the hot, money hanging out the butt, prince coming to rescue us on missions, kinda guy that all we girls have dreamt about having at least one point in our lives. It's kind of funny how he's a real prince. And, yes, again, I will admit, I myself have dreamt about having a rich, sweet guy marry me. He is obviously being considered also. Duh.
And, how rude am I? Just going on and on and on about other people, yet you don't know anything about me. OK, well, my name is Kagome Higurashi. I'm a chuu-nin and I have been with the same team mates since I got out of the academy, save for our new addition, Sai No-last-name. I am on Team Kakashi. Along with Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sai No-last-name, and, our pervy sensei-turned-team mate, Kakashi Hatake. Who all like me. All. Of. Them. And that's not me being arrogant. They have all told me that they love me. Although, I really don't know what the hell they see in me. I have very weird eye color: Blue. They all claim it's unique, but I don't think so. I have a black hair which has a bluish tent to it in the sunlight. That's not really all that weird; the Uchiha's are known for that hair color. Sasuke and Itachi have both said that I could pass for an Uchiha. Look, the only reason I think my eyes are weird is because I've never seen anyone else with the color blue in their eyes. I have a very average personality. Wait, I take that back. I'm a lot like Naruto, just more on the sarcastic and calm side. What can I say? Sarcasm runs in the family.
My mom is a medical ninja. Her name on the field is "Shiori the Great", which is cool because my mom is somewhat of a celebrity. And I'm considering that career option myself, but I'm not exactly sure. I've just grown up with my mother telling me how great it feels to save a life about a thousand times, or to deliver a healthy baby. She doesn't pressure me to become a medic, she just really likes her job and she's told me this too. I have a bratty little brother named Sota. He's a sweet boy who isn't a really a brat, but I wouldn't be a very traditional older sister is I didn't call my brother a rude name here and there, would I? But I'm not exactly sure about that kid he hangs out with all the time. Konahomaru, was it? Yeah, I think that's right. He takes after Naruto too much. And I know I'm not exactly one to talk, what with me always acting up with Naruto. But I'm speaking from experience here. I got in trouble a lot more than I would have, had I not do the stuff I did with the knuckle head. Honestly, though, I really don't regret a thing. It was fun, the thrill of possibly getting caught. But, again, what kind of older sister would I be if I didn't look out for my little brat, huh? Oh, and my dad is dead. He was killed on a mission by a little genin. My father, the head of the Higurashi clan, snuck up on and killed. A genin, of all things. I suppose I'm angry at my father for being killed by such a low ranked shinobi, there-for leaving me and mom alone too lead the clan by ourselves. I remember very few things about the man who helped bring me into this world, but what I do remember, I remember him with this beautiful, breathtaking smile. That's what mom says she first noticed about him. His smile. At times I miss my father and his comforting smiles, as any person would. But there's nothing that I could have done to stop it. I didn't understand why my mother was crying when we had seen him off to that mission, as we usually did. I just remember trying to be brave, because it had scared me how much my mother was crying. But I was an arrogant child, believing I shouldn't cry. I had grown up with that belief hanging around in my head. My father's death had taught me to cry, in a way.
My best friends are Ino Yamanaka, Sakura Haruno, and Hinata Hyuuga. We've always been tight, even before the good 'ol days at the academy. Well, until the whole, "He's mine, bitch!" "No, he's mine, Hoe!" fiasco between Ino and Sakura about Sasuke. But the made "nice, nice" in the chuu-nin exams, so were all tight again… ish. It's kind of weird knowing that, my best friend, who I've taken showers with and slept in the same bed with when we little girls, has a crush on me. I mean, she's like my sister. Sakura and I have always been closer with each other than with Ino and Hinata. Don't get me wrong, we love them, but me and her just have more in common with each other than the others. Ino and I have always been close, but like I said, not as close as me and Sakura. Ino is just a little too… what's the word I'm looking for… A little too blond? Just a bit on the ditzy side? Boy crazy? No, not boy crazy. We're all a little boy crazy, the bunch of us. It comes with puberty, along with periods, or, as old people say, minstrel cycles. It's a devastating thing, but it's true. And then Hinata. Sweet, shy, loving Hinata. Believe it or not, Hinata wasn't always that shy. Back when we were little girls, Hinata's parents always spoiled her. In a good way. Her mother cherished Hinata like nothing else in the world, as any mother would do her baby girl. Hiashi had always commented about a new hair style her mother had taught her, or a new dress with the new hair-do, saying she it was beautiful and how she would break many hearts. But then it happened. The accident that had devastated the whole Hyuuga Clan, making it even crazier and psycho then usual. Including Hinata, her cousin and uncle, but most of all Hiashi. That's when and why he turned into an ass. It wasn't exactly an accident, per say. She died giving birth to Hinata's sister. Who, without the love and tenderness that could only be given by a mother, was an ass as well. Is an ass. Particularly to Hinata. I don't know why Hiashi hates Hinata so much. I think it has something to do with her looking so much like her mother. Maybe he's mad that her mother had another kid when the doctor advised she didn't? Oh, well, I wish I could say that all this crap isn't my business, but, Hinata and I being two peas in a pod of four, that is not so. She's my friend forever and this has changed her drastically, so it is my business. When her little sister steps too out of line, I am willingly the one to put her in place for Hinata.
Well, back to my dilemma. I have a whole Team Kakashi who are pinning for my heart in a not-so-bashful fashion. Not to mention my team mates older brother and my sorta sister's cousin. Yes, I have a bunch of sexy boys lusting after me. All decent, strong men(and a woman) who I'm almost positive will treat me right. Girls envy me for this. It's not a very wonderful thing being envied, but I'm not thinking about me. I'm thinking of my team. If we weren't all on the same freaking team together I would simply think and choose someone, but I can't do that. I fear it will destroy my team and friends. It's already hurting Hinata, because Naruto, being the oblivious fool he is, he confessed in front of all my friends. I remember the look in her pupil-less eyes. So broken… And the angry expression on Sakura's face, ready to punch him for not only hurting Hinata, but also confessing before she did. And if I dated Itachi, I'm pretty sure it would almost destroy Sasuke. He already wishes he was as good as his brother is without me being in the mix. Hinata is scared of Neji. And like I said, it would destroy my team if I dated any one of them. So this is a no win situation all around. So this is why I'm going to an expert for this.
The great and beautiful Lady Tsunade. Konaha's fifth Hokage, but I like to think of her as my dear Aunty Tsunade, with her and my mother being friends for almost forever. Yep. Same age everything, but both still as beautiful and kicking as ever.
Why go to her, you're probably wondering. I don't know you or your thoughts, so I'm just going on what I would probably think. Well, I'm going to her because, yes, she is my Aunt, but she's also had experience in these kinds of things. My mom… she's my mom. She would say, "Whatever makes you happy, my Kagome" and be on her way. I can't fly like that. I can't make a decision like that. So that's why I'm in here now, asking my Aunt what I should do.