The Big Adventures of Tiny Petra (A Minecraft: Story Mode Crack-fic)

by JHolleworth

After having a party with her friends and drinking a lot of Ivor's potions, Petra wakes up the next day to find out that she's shrunken down to the size of an ant, and she can't let anyone worry about her like this! Will Petra be able to get back to her regular size without anyone noticing that something's off about her height? (ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED ON WATTPAD DURING NOV 30-JAN 20)

1. Party All Night Long

A/N: This "fanfic" (if you can even call it that, lol) is based on the "Tiny Petra" bug that Eric Stirpe revealed on his Tumblr about two months ago (as of the time this is being published). Expect this to be really cringy, out-of-character and stuff. XD

Allow me to get a few notes out of the way before we start:

- A lot of this is from Petra's POV (point of view).

- The Jesse in this story is the Caucasian male with green eyes, white shirt, red suspenders, blue jeans and black shoes.

- Expect to see a fair bit of Jetra (Male!Jesse X Petra) in this.

- I do not consider this story to be canon in any way. So imagine that this story takes place in-between Seasons 1 and 2 if you want.

- Like I said, prepare for some possible instances where everyone's out-of-character. Then again, I am considering this a "crack-fic", so that is to be expected. XD

Now that we've gotten all that out of the way, let's begin!

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Chapter 1: Party All Night Long

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Hello. My name is Petra.

And if you've known me for a while now, then you'd know that I am Jesse's best friend and part of the New Order of the Stone, which consisted of Jesse, me, Lukas, Axel and Olivia.

At first, I usually gathered resources for people in exchange for a price such a Nether Star or a... Wither Skull. But as time moved on after the Wither Storm incident, I dropped that business and moved on to going on adventures with Jesse and his friends. Even if I managed to get myself into sticky situations, I knew that the New Order of the Stone would always be there to save my skin in the nick of time.

One night, Jesse decided to throw a party at the Order Hall with all of us, which was about as likely to happen as a solar eclipse or a red sun, considering we never had many of them.

You'd think we would've had a lot more of them since they managed to bring us even closer to each other as friends, but Jesse still insisted that we should keep it as a 'rare occurrence' kind of deal.

Naturally, I got a lot of enjoyment out of their parties in the past, and anything that involved my friends turned out to be a lot of fun, so I obviously agreed to join them there. And tonight turned out to be quite a funny chain of events if I do say so myself.

Me and Jesse sung along to a bunch of love songs (typically with Jesse being the tone-deaf one), Lukas tried to write fanfics in his journal in secret, Axel and Olivia exchanged a bunch of redstone and TNT crafting recipes, Radar said he would go to bed way earlier than the rest of us since he wasn't much of a night owl, and most of us who stayed up got drunk on some potions that Ivor was able to bring to the party.

After we had our fun, I went up to my room and quickly fell asleep on my bed, the effects of the potions I drank helping me drift off to Dreamland.