Well here we are. A new story! Whoot! I am borrowing a concept and slipping it into Tokyo Mew Mew. So if someone already did this, please forgive me. I was extremely hyper when this was written and I know it sucks. But please bear with it. If anyone has any suggestions, SEND THEM IN!! HERE WE GO!

Disclaim: Lawsuits screw you all. I don't own TMM OK?!

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50 Ways to Get Zakuro To Rip Your Head Off

Note: We are not to be held responsible for any injuries that you might occur while trying to pull these tasks off. If you piss Zakuro off, it's your own fault.

When she comes to work, set a bucket full of water on top of the changing room door. Wait for screams.

Lock her in a closet with Pai. Results may very.

Kidnap her creepy little clone girl (A/N you know, from that episode of the anime?) and hold her for ransom. She has the money. As soon as you get the money, give her the kid. Repeat.

Make her work in the café serving tables. Make her smile, and act polite. And by the way, she's working alone.

Put a knockout pill in a glass of water, and give it to her. Once she's out like a light, string her up at a little kid's party. Once she wakes up scream, "PINATA TIME!"

Have her do training exercises by sneaking that smile machine used on Ichigo from Pudding, and putting it on Zakuro at night.

Draw glasses and a moustache on her face at night.

Find her cell phone, call her hairdresser, fake Zakuro's voice and tell them to shave Zakuro bald.

When Zakuro comes to work after the haircut, complement on how her shiny bald head matches her handbag.

Place her in Pudding's house and make her watch the kids alone. For 2 weeks. On end.

Show Mint her baby pictures. Of her butt-naked.

Tell her house on eBay, and when she gets home, hold up a box and say, "Guess where you are living now!"

When she goes to sleep yell loudly, "ARE YOU ASLEEP YET?!"

Ask a question, and when she answers, ask "Why?" Repeat.

Replace her shampoo with honey.

Send Ryou and Keiichiro on vacation and tell Pudding she's in charge. We are not to be held responsible for the other Mews trying to kill you.

Have Lettuce apologize to her for 3 hours telling you how sorry she is that she's telling you she's sorry, but you had put her up to it.

When Zakuro comes to you scream bloody murder and run like mad.

Dye her hair orange. Then shave it off. When she asks you why you did it, reply, "I was wrong. Orange is not your color."

Attack her with a nail gun. Tell her that Mint told you too.

When she goes to model, tell the other models that she secretly bleaches her skin everyday, and she's really an alien.

Every time she walks by, scream, "IT'S FUJIWARA ZAKURO!" Have hoards of fangirls/fanguys in the area at all times.

Lead all the café in the song that never ends. With Pudding as the lead singer.

Ask her if her whip can smack that all on the floor.

When she has cereal for breakfast, or tries to deliver it to people in the café, snatch it away yelling, "SILLY RABBIT! TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!" at the top of your lungs.

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That's all for this edition of 50 Ways to Get Zakuro to Rip Your Head Off! I hope you enjoyed, and if you have ANY IDEAS PLEASE CONTACT ME!! Just because I know how to tick people off, does not mean that I can't run out of ideas. By the way look forward to 50 Ways to Get Ryou to Rip Your Head Off!

NOW REVIEW, MY COLLEAGUE TORTURERS! evil laughter