Prologue
Arasol.
That is all.
Sollux and Aradia are 6 sweeps old. Sollux is a computer nut and Aradia can shift and freeze time. One day Sollux invited Aradia to a date when he noticed a button that looked like a potato on his computer. He pressed it. There was a swirling motion. All the air was sucked out and Sollux started gasping for air. Suddenly, Sollux was pulled into the computer. When the papers settled, Sollux was gone.
Aradia came in.
"S0llux?" she called. The computer beeped. Aradia looked at it. In yellow words the computer said
"help, 2o2, 2o2!"
"S0llux?" Aradia whispered.
"oh thank gog" the words said. "aa, you have two help me out. You need two come iintwo thii2 world and get me a 2peciifiic box. can you rever2e tiime two do iit? but be careful. when ii pre22 the button hold your breath and diive iin."
"Dive in where?"
"iin2iide the green vortex"
"0K S0llux"
Aradia started chanting and opened a time portal for 30 minutes ago. She entered it.
Meanwhile, in another dimension, Sollux met Feferi.
")(I SOLLUX!" Feferi said.
"hii ff" Sollux said half blushing. He had a secret crush on Feferi.
")(ey Sollux, wanna come to the movies wit)( me and have sloppy makeouts?"
"we'll have two make iit quiick, ii 2tiill have 2loppy makeout2 due wiith aa."
"FORG-ET ABOUT ARADIA! It's about us now. Just you and me."
" Let'2 go two the movie then."
After 30 minutes of the movie, Sollux came out of the movie theater holding Feferi's hand. Aradia came into that dimension.
"oh no, aa ii2 here" Sollux said. He roasted Feferi with his laser eyes and threw her in the dumpster so she did not stick out.
"Hi S0llux. Where's that b0x I needed t0 find y0u?"
"over there, the one that look2 liike a potato."
Aradia retrieved the box and there was another sucking motion. Sollux screamed as he was slowly ripped apart. Aradia screamed "S0llux!" and also died. Nobody returned.
NOBODY
