Holy crapy doodles! It the Tokyo mew mew show! Omfg and I'm your host Hoshi! This week we will have Ichigo, lettuce and pie!
Me: first we will have Ichigo! What we are going to do is turn her into a cat and send out 20 kindergarteners and then my animal abusing friend pk! (That's her real name only 2 letters!)
(Ryou, I mean hoe kisses ichigo and turns her into a cat)
Me: I told you he was a hoe! Kids we have a surprise for you!
(20 kindergarteners come in and see ichigo)
Kids: a kitty!
(They all swarm on ichigo and torture- I mean play with her)(I wait 5 minutes)
Me: ok kids off to school you go that's enough!
Kids: awww!
Me: hey pk Come here!
(The kids leave and pk comes out)
Me: you can kill that cat over there just not my cat this time
Pk: yay sexy cat!
Me: pk you pervert!
Pk: come here kitty!
(Pk runs around screaming and tries to sit on ichigo)
Ichigo: meow! (What the hell!)
(Ichigo runs around and pk chases her with a knife singing sew can I her fave song)
Pk: come here kitty I want to kill you
Me: I think that's good enough
(Forces pk to hand over the knife and leave)
Me: next is lettuce!
Ichigo: meow meow! (What about me!?)
Me: leave ichigo!
(Lettuce comes in and ichigo leaves meowing to herself)
Lettuce: what is it?
Me: a blind date for you!
Lettuce: what!?
Me: how it works is your voices are disguised and you are hidden behind a screen now let's go!
Me: okay sit down (lettuce sits down)
(Pudding bursts in and runs over to me)
Pudding: hey Hoshi! I have a question why do I-
(Stares at lettuce and the guy behind the screen)
Pudding: why is Lettuce on a date with Pie?
Lettuce: what!?
(Lettuce looks over the screen and it is Pie behind it)
Me: ha ha ha! Omg wtf bbq!
Pudding: what? Bbq?
Me: well that's it for today hope to see you next time!