This Fan Fiction Is Based On Tenchi Muyo And The Name Tenchi Muyo And Everything Else Are Property Of Masaki Kajishima and Hiroki Hayashi And Owned By AIC/Geneon Entertainment(Pioneer) ~Baby Redd And One Deep Are Owned By CP1D(Crown Prince One Deep) Like You Would Try~
Have You Ever Wonder Where Tenchi's Been These Last Couple Of Years Well I've Caught Up To Him And He Told Me This Story
(Tenchi)
A lot of people ask me,
Where the fuck I've been at the last
Few years,
Shit I don't know,
But I do know I'm back now (haha)
(Tenchi Auto-Tune)
Chorus:
Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run, to run to now
I'll disappear, they'll wonder how
Lookin for me, I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run to run to now
I'll disappear, they'll wonder how
Lookin for me, I'm underground
(Tenchi)
Verse 1:
Washu I'm down here under the ground pick me up
Broken tibias, fibias, yeah fix me up
Sixty sluts, all of them dying from asphyxia
After they sip piss through a AIC sippy cup
Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of Oxy pads
Enough oxycontin to send a f*ckin ox to rehab
Whack job in the back in a black stockin cap
Jackin off to Ryoko In hockey mask at a boxing match
Ayeka-(Can't say that) Ryoko-yes he can/ I just did Yeka now guess again
Better text message your next to Kiyone
Tell Her shit's about to get extra messy especially when I flex again
And throw a f*ckin lesbian in wet cement
Faggoty, faggoty, faggoty raggedy Ann and Andy no raggedy Andy and Andy
No it can't be it can't be, yes it can be the fuckin anti-christ is back Danny
It's Kagato in black satin panties
This is Amittyville calamity God d*mmit, insanity pills
Fanny pack filled with Zanny's
Through every nook and cranny lookin for trannies
Milk and cookies spilled through her silk negligee looky
Razor-ba-lades with me to make you ba-leed
Cases of Maybeline make up lay on the table of weed
Slim 10-Chi, sh*t sounds like a fable to me
Til he jumps out the f*ckin toilet while your takin a pee
Chorus:
Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run, to run to now
I'll disappear, they'll wonder how
Lookin for me, I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run to run to now
I'll disappear, they'll wonder how
Lookin for me, I'm underground
Verse 2:
Six semen samples seventeen strands of hair
Found in the back of a van after a shoot with Pioneer
Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener
And be cut open like cantaloupe and canopy beds
And Glad bags, yeah, glad to be back
Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab
F*ckin doctor I ain't even understand a damn word he said
I planned to relapse second I walked outta that bitch
Two weeks sobriety I ain't enlightened
Biting into a f*ckin Vicodin like I'm a Viking
Oh lightning is striking it might be a f*cking sign I need a psychic
Evaluation f*ck Kagato it's Friday the nineteenth
That means it's just a regular day
And this is the kind of sh*t I think of regularly
F*ckin lesbian shouldn't of had her legs in the way
Now she's pregnant and gay missing both legs and beggin to stay
Verse 3:
So for critics, I'm back and I'm coming
To spit it back in abundance
Hit a fag with onions
Then split a bag of Funyons
Mad at me? Understandable
Cannibal, shoot an animal
Out of a cannon and have em catapult
At an adult
Captain of a cult with an elite following
To turn Halloween back to a trick or treat Holiday
Have Kagato looking like a liar
Swipe his powers
Replace his Sword for flowers and a stack of flyers
Hit Z with a 40
Stuck a suppository up his ass
And made him tell me a story
Gave Seiryo a fucking nectarine
And sat him in the fucking fruit and vegetable section
And gave him a lecture
Flew up The Beta System with a fucking whiffle bat drew
Fought KAIN and Yuzuha too
And came out with a little scratch – Ew
Lookin like a got in a fucking pillow fight
With a triple fat goose
Insanity? Can it be vanity?
Where's the humanity in having a twisted fantasy
With an arm and leg amputee
Straight jacket with a hundred and eight brackets
And a strap that wraps twice around my back
Then they latch it
Cut your fucking head off
And ask where you're headed off to
Get it?
Headed off too?
Medic! This headache's awful
This anesthetic's pathetic
So is this diabetic waffle
And this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco
Chorus:
Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run, to run to now
I'll disappear, they'll wonder how
Lookin for me, I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run to run to now
I'll disappear, they'll wonder how
Lookin for me, I'm underground
Tenchi:And That What Happened
Undergound Is Owned By Eminem And Shady/Aftermath Entertainment