Today, I'll tell you a story of love, bitches. Sit the fuck tight. WARNING: This fanfic is rated M for a reason. If you're under 14, you need to log off. Right the fuck now.
Batman was sitting on his swivel chair at home ranting about Tristam's new song Bone Dry, when suddenly he got a call from Blobble, the moderator, who was horny as fuck and ready for Batman's big ass dick. Batman got over to his house with a 9-inch-wide and 18-inch-long condom to probe Blob's ass with. Blobble had a cock ring, and a spider. A fucking spider. In fact, Batman just put on the condom AND the ring, regardless of how fucking weird that was. They walked upstairs to Blob's room, where there were like a hundred Danny DeVito posters. They got to work. Batman's huge cock probed Blobble's anus harder than ever, which proposed that Blob let the spider crawl on Batman. The spider, however, was the spider that gives you a 4 hour boner and then death. Batman took the bite like a man and began thrusting even harder. Blobble moaned in ecstasy as Batfuck fucked his ass harder and harder, until Batman screamed in agony, because he had to take the ring and condom off. It was too much for even him. After that, it was only one thrust before he came. 3 hours later, Batman is dead, and Blobble is still riding his dick, and hoping that the cops legalize necrophilia right now. Outside, four kids are walking out of the movie theater. Some weird shit happens, and one of them yells "Hey, you killed Kenny!" The other screams "You bastards!" I made a fucking weird fanfiction. Holy shit.
I told you guys it wasn't for anyone under 14.