Shimpo1 here in this one this is handy234 I s here in this story. I am the Mary sue persona this is a code geass death note cross from when L was alive. I am L cause I am told I am like him by sheik I only do things that interest me. There will be some holes cause I don't remember all death note characters. Please enjoy all and review. Lelouch will be called lulu Shirley's nick name for him I cant remember how to spell his name.
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"You're a racist L" says Lulu.
"No I'm not" I say.
"How L?" says Lulu.
"I have a colored tv" I say.
"Fucking asshole stop joking around its your fault were being held hostage by Britannia!" Says Lulu.
"How? You want to destroy Britannia and kira is a part of it so we joined up. How am I in the future anyway? Last thing I remember I was eating a strawberry shortcake with a 100% coco shaving on top and then I heard "Chocolate!! Chocolate!! Chocolate!! " and saw mello bust through the walls and punch me in the head." I say.
"I don't know either. Wait what did I just say?!" Lulu says.
" "I don't know" Is what you said." I answered.
Lulu faints of surprise. I roll on the floor laughing as much as the guards allow. Lulu wakes up an hour later to see everyone laughing uncontrollably and starts laughing himself (caution laughter is contagious) we all laugh for hours.
I look down to see some off the coco shavings on my red and blue custom made Armani suit I was wearing on my date with Misa. All of a sudden I her "Chocolate!! Chocolate!! Chocolate!! " and all of a sudden a portal opens up in front of me and mello slams through.
"Shit!!!!" I say. As I see mello and run as fast as I can will dragging Lulu behind me (which is amazing considering I should only be able to hop along with Lulu being attached I shouldn't be able to out run mello right now) as I run the shavings fall and mellos licking them off the ground like a dog.
"Why are we running from this puny man?" ask Lulu.
"He's fucking chocolate crazed he will kill us for the chocolate on my suit." I say.
"then take it the fuck off!!" He answers.
"Hell no this suit cost six mill!!" I say.
"Who the fuck pays that much on a suit?" he asks
"The Japanese government. All you have to say in my day is its to stop kira. Hahahahaha." I answer.
We both laugh. And we both trip over Light who appeared out of nowhere and all the chocolate falls off and mello eats it.
"Where am I. Hi L." Say Mello and Light at the same time.
Me and Lulu explain.
"Hey light how did you get her?" I ask.
"last thing me and misa were fucking and all of a sudden I came and ended up here." Answers light.
"And you mello." I ask regretting the answer.
He answer he smelled chocolate and shrug's. All of the sudden he went crazy smelling his favorite chocolate and rushed Lulu demanding the fucking chocolate. Lulu hands it over begging mello not to rip his throat out.
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah shit happens we have a yo mamma contest against Lulu's dad and win we live in that time for the rest of our lives and I marry Kallen. FIN'
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Shimpo1: Yay I'm with Kallen (hugs and gropes breast).
Kallen: Honey let me go our I'll hurt you
Shimpo1: One more second please honey
Kallen: Ok
Shimpo1: Yay (falls over in great pain holding onto groin) what was that for
Kallen: you hugged me longer than one second
Shimpo1:sorry honey