"Double Dweeb!" Eddy stood from his locker, searching for the red head. Kevin breezed past, shoving Eddy into the locker, which promptly closed on him. Eddy tried to listen to the muffled exchange of words between his friend and the bully, but his efforts were futile.
Only when a gasp was heard and the locker shook all around Eddy, signifying that Kevin had indeed shoved Double D against the locker, did Eddy finally hear, "The Library, Eddward. Be there."
Eddy remained calm for a long time, but when he finally couldn't hear Double D's hard breathing anymore he shouted, "Hey! Lenardo! Still in the locker here!"
"Eddy is in the locker, Double D!" Someone familler shouted, "Just like when the Neptunian soldier was stuck in the belly of the Space Whale!"
"Whatever, Ed! Just get me-!" The locker door opened as Eddy pounded on it. Falling out, Eddy finished his sentence, "-out."
"What did Kevin want?" Ed asked, leaning down to whisper in Double D's ear.
"I... I am to tutor him after school today at the Library." Double stuttered, staring at a point somewhere over Ed's shoulder.
"NOOOOOO!" Ed screamed, it echoed through the hallway. "Double D! He will kill you!"
"N.. now, Ed. I'm sure it won't be that bad." Double said, starting to walk to his next class.
"No, Ed's right on this one, Double D. Let us come with you." Eddy chimed in.
"No! I... I mean, Kevin said not to bring you guys along." Double D quickly walked away, leaving it at that.
"What do you think, Ed? This all seems fishy to me. Should we go see what's going on?"
Ed stared after Double D fearfully. "Bu- but Eddy. Double D told us not to."
"Too bad, I don't want Double D hurt." Eddy furrowed his eye brows and followed Double D to class.
During health, Ed held his text book to his face, but his text book hid the before mentioned comic, "Prince of Neptunia," Eddy grimaced at the pictures in the text book, Double D, however, was listening intently to the teacher.
"And sex isn't just between a man and woman, Sex can be between women and between men. Nowadays, that sort of thing is acceptable. Don't listen to the hype about how it is morally incorrect. Everyone's morals are different, only listen to yours."
Ed raised his hand, "So if Prince Diallo were to fall in love with Navarro instead of Princess Ursa, it would be all right?"
The teacher nodded, "Of course."
After school, the Ed's met up at their lockers. "Me and Ed are coming with ya, Double D."
Double D spun around on his heels. "No! No you are not! It's one thing if I get beaten up! It's another quiet entirely if I cause you guys to get beaten up too!"
Ed stared at Double D, tears welling up in his giant blue eyes. "Don't die!" He screamed, throwing himself on the floor and clutching at Double D's shirt. "How will I pass Math without you?"
*Blargh!*
Double D rolled his eyes. Was that all he was to his own friends? A calculator? A human spell checker? Someone to copy off of? He was glad he hadn't told his friends the truth, maybe they didn't deserve to know it.
Tears welled up in his own eyes, he passed this off as sensitivity for his friends, "Sarah can help you, Ed." He explained. "And Microsoft word has a spell check, Eddy. You will have to stop using that Notepad program that's on your laptop." He smiled at them, hopefully giving them, well, hope.
Eddy crossed his arms and turned around, "Fine! If that's how you feel! If you don't want my help, then consider us enemies!"
Double D's anger suddenly dissipated. "Wh... What?" He stuttered. "No, Eddy. Don't do that. I didn't mean it, I just... I'm Gay."
Author's note: I'm updating the chapters because I realized Fanfiction was not showing my 'POV' changer thigns. So they are the "*BLARGH!*"s
Yeahhhh... I'm not exactly sure what made this spawn, but spawn it did. :) I hope you enjoyed. Reveiw if you want me to continue. :)
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