A/N: NO TIME.
Disclaimer: We do not own the Legend of Zelda series, or anything affiliated with Nintendo. We only own copies of certain games we play for the purpose of enjoyment, which is what this fanfiction is for.
The Legend of Tyler!
oo1 - Oh What the F#ck! - oo1
"WOOHOO! Yeah!" a shout coming out from the nearby Gamestop not even a few seconds later a young teenager came rushing out of the store with his brand new video game.
"I've been waiting for so long! I finally get the play the best Legend of Zelda game ever! Wind Waker!" Tyler screamed into the sky before running down the streets not even caring on who is watching him. Upon his arriving home he burst open door before yelling out, "I'm home!" but he soon remember that he no longer lives with his parents and on his own from now on, "Some 'good parents' there are..."
Letting a soft sigh escaped his lips he walked towards the couch not even bothering to turn on the lights since it won't be actually needed; his flat screen TV that his parents brought him before they left was all the light he needed. Dropping himself onto the couch, inserting the game disc into his Gamecube and quickly taking out his cheat codes that he got off from the internet.
"Hehehe, this is going to be so much fun with these codes! And I can beat the game a lot more faster too."
After skipping through the intro, doing the beginning quests and failing to save Link's sister, he finally decided to use one of his cheats. This first one used to get all the pearls without actually going to the temples and fighting the bosses.
"Up, down, down, right, B- Huh?" The screen went completely black once he had entered it in. "Aw man! It was just the first code! Great now I'll have to buy a new o-" But he didn't get to finish his sentence as a hand would stretch out of the TV. He recognized it as the Floormaster from another Zelda game, before it was grabbing the young boy and pulling him into the TV screen.
Sitting at home playing Skyward Sword on his Wii, Jake was on his way to start Eldin's portion of 'The Song of Hero' quest, having just finished Lanayru's. He wandered Link around the Goron Mine Entry, where he found Golo and decided to talk to him. He pressed the 'A' button quickly, skipping through the text seeing as it was standard information.
"That was pretty wasteful," Jake muttered to himself. He then moved Link to the bird statue next to the Mine Entry and saved before heading back up to the sky.
"Let's go re-stock on potions..." Jake spoke to himself, flying to Skyloft. When he landed Link he ran his way up to the Bazaar to buy more potions from Bertie. He got two heart potions, got a Sacred Shield from the annoying guy, then left the Bazaar and ran back out into Skyloft.
"Which dragon should I do next..." He started to fly out into the skies and looked between the Red tunnel and Green tunnel, deciding to go Green and head to Faron's part of the song now. He went and clicked to land at the bird statue behind the Temple, and began to wait as the screen loaded. There was a strange green bar of light on the screen after a moment which made Jake get up to go check out his TV, hitting the side of it. The screen went dark and a dark-looking hand reached out and grabbed the front of his shirt and began to pull him forward into the TV.
"Oh good, Princess Teddy is actually awake to answer my calls."
"Shut up, James. Playing Zelda," Teddy responded, tapping away on the Gamecube controller in his hands as he lounged lazily on his couch.
"Oh ha ha," James spoke on the other line, before a few background noises were heard and then he spoke back up again. "Which game today, Princess?"
"Duh, the best one ever; Ocarina of Time."
"Oh hey I saw online this cool glitch you can do in it," James spoke up, earning Teddy's attention. He paused the game and picked the phone up from the arm of the couch, taking if off of speaker. "Go on..."
"Well there's a few," he divulged, earning a sideways glare at the phone from Teddy. "What part of the game are you at right now?"
"About to go get a fish to enter Jabu-Jabu's Belly."
"There's a glitch you can use to get inside without a fish," James smirked on the other line, moving things around. Teddy assumed he was getting his laptop to read out the directions. He unpaused the game while he waited, heading back up to Zora's Fountain. He stood there in front of Jabu-Jabu and began to wait for James now, picking at a loose thread on his sweater.
"Okay I got it," James' voice came back, followed by the sound of clicking keys. "Okay, so what you gotta do first is stand on top of the railing next to that big fish-bitch."
"Harhar," Teddy replied sarcastic, getting Link up onto the railing. "Now what."
"Get at an angle, then roll-jump off of it into a jump attack. If you do it right the screen will turn dark, and fairy boy will sink into the ground. Then bam; you're in the fish."
"Thanks," he finished, following the steps given and indeed the screen did go dark. After a few moments though nothing seemed to be happening, so cocking a brow Teddy got up from the couch and shuffled over to the TV. "I think it's broke, thanks James."
"Maybe you did it wrong," he divulged, chuckling on the other end of the phone. A strange buzzing sound came from the TV after that, and Teddy turned to look at the screen. And then a large hand reached out and grabbed him, dragging him into the monitor as the phone hung up.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME JAMES!"
A/N: … So, that's it. We'll let you guess who's OC is whose. I think I just failed the grammar of that. But yeah, it should be pretty easy for those of you who know me. A hur hur. Sarcasm.
Zack: Its okay I think my grammar fails too ;w;
Vinny: I fail even worse :c I rage all!
Kairi: I hope you guys like this. The action parts will come in next chapter, don't worry. Oh and after this chapter we're each going solo. Meaning we each are gonna write one chapter for our OC to adventure through Hyrule. And there will be cool shit. And yaoi.
Vinny: Why am the only non-manly one in this! So freaking unfair!
Zack: Because : thats just how it works out
Kairi: Well technically- actually yeah no. You're the womans. OKAY SO NOW WE LEAVE. -poof-