AN: Disclaimer- hmmm if I owned Torchwood there would be more Ianto n Jack. OH and John would get his Poodle!! But sadly I don't… so all the good stuff with the no owning stuff stuff… And don't own We Will Rock You either..
So this is a parody of We Will Rock You. Pairing along side Gallifreyan Idiot's song too. We be bestest friends. We thought about it and were like "OMG! Musical called Weevil Rock You!" and so I made something up on the fly for like the first two verses. And then in the middle of history she was like "ALL THE WEDDING FAIRIES!!!" so we freaked out in the middle of class. Good Fun. And so this is what we do in our free time… or during class…
And Yes we are working on more!
Well Now On With The Show!
Weevil Rock You
Owen you're a young man dead boy thinkin' you're
Zombie gunna take on the world someday
Got a hole in your chest
A bit depressed
Waving your medical-instruments all over the place
(Owen spoken in background: That doesn't go!)
Singing
Weevil, Weevil Rock you
Weevil, Weevil rock you!
Owen you're a man make a big nice pay check
Secret agent who's gunna take on the universe one day
Got a hole in your chest
Bit depressed
Weevils gunna put you back into your place
(Owen: That works even less!!)
Singing
Weevil Weevil Rock You!
Sing it!
Weevil Weevil Rock You!
Owen you're a prat who really hates grapes
King of the weevils like Tarzan to the apes
Got a hole in your chest
You can't digest
And for the recorded the med bay's a mess!
(Owen: Arrrgg! Stop the nagging!)
SINGING
WEEVIL WEEVIL ROCK YOU
WEEVIL WEEVIL ROCK YOU
Rat Jam Time!
*que guitar solo*