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Jaune was on the ground again. He'd been in this same situation numerous times before. He was on the ground, Cardin was above him laughing at his dismay while the rest of the class judged him.
Ruby was sympathetic toward her best friend. While Weiss rolled her eyes and decided to focus on her scroll rather than the fight. Blake watched, but her eyes were filled with pity, today she'd brought a book for this very occasion. Yang was always optimistic and said that Jaune would find a way out of this.
His own team was slowly turning on him. Ren was always silent, but Jaune spent enough time around him to recognize what certain facial features meant. Nora always cheered him on…slowly but surely the cheers faded and eventually stopped. Pyrrha had offered to train him, to help him but he made the stupid decision and said no. If only he'd just said no, he yelled at her, made some stupid manly declaration and most likely burned their bridge of friendship with it.
He buried his fist into the ground and dragged himself up. Professor Goodwitch was about to call the match when a guitar was heard.
(Second Chance by Shinedown)
"What's that sound?" Ruby looked around.
"Is that music?" Ren looked around.
What they failed to realize was that Jaune's aura started to refill. He stood proudly and turned to face Cardin. He smiled as he felt new life coursing through his veins. Goodwitch saw this change and stepped back, morbidly curious as to what was going to happen next.
My eyes are open wide
By the way
I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way
I'm leaving out today
I just saw Haley's comet, shooting
She waved, said, "Why are you always running in place"
Even the man in the moon disappeared
Somewhere in the stratosphere
Jaune curled into himself, his aura surrounding him and in a triumphant roar his aura exploded. The audience clearly shocked at this new development and whatever they were doing beforehand was cast aside. Jaune launched himself at Cardin with newfound fervor as he attacked the bully.
Tell my mother, tell my father
I have done the best I can
To make them realize
This is my life
I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance
Cardin was finally pushed Jaune back almost afraid, where did this newfound energy come from?! Jaune began circling Cardin with a smile. He was having fun, it was as if everything he thought earlier was gone.
Please don't cry one tear for me
I'm not afraid of what I have to say
This is my one and only voice
So listen close it's only for today
I just saw Haley's comet, she waved
She waved, said, "Why are you always running in place"
Even the man in the moon disappeared
Somewhere in the stratosphere
Nora found her voice again, she cupped her hands over her mouth and cheered with every muscle she could as Jaune launched himself against Cardin again. Ren found himself astounded, not only at the mysterious music coming from nowhere, but at the 180 Jaune just pulled. Pyrrha was also taken back as she watched mostly confused as to what literally just happened.
Tell my mother, tell my father
I have done the best I can
To make them realize
This is my life
I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance
Here is my chance
This is my chance
There was a small drum solo in the music and Jaune gripped his blade with both hands and raised it to strike. Cardin saw this as an opening and decided to kick Jaune below the belt in a last ditch effort to desperately win. Only Jaune had wizened up to his tricks and used his aura to protect the family jewels.
Tell my mother, tell my father
I have done the best I can
To make them realize
This is my life
I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance
Jaune brought the blade down and it cut Cardin's mace in half. The dust inside the mace exploded sending Cardin flying away. If his aura was depleted yet, he was out of bounds now.
"Winner is Jaune Arc," Glynda announced.
"You sound surprised," Jaune smirked with newfound confidence.
"I am," Glynda nodded, "Its not everyday someone hacks into the announcement system to give themselves a motivational song boost."
"What?" Jaune asked sheathing his blade, "I don't even know what you said."
"The song?" Glynda pointed upwards, "That was you wasn't it?"
"I guess," Jaune shrugged, "But I don't even know how that happened."
"JAUNE!" Ruby and Nora tackled him. They were both speaking so loud and so fast, he couldn't even tell if they were speaking English. Ren was able to pry Jaune free and bring him to his feet.
"I knew you had it in you Ladykiller!" Yang slapped his shoulder, "Song choice wasn't bad either! How'd you do that anyway?"
"I have no idea," Jaune shrugged, "But whatever that was, it was awesome!"
"I'll say!" Ruby jumped.
"That was impressive," Blake nodded joining the group, "I wonder if you decide the music or if whatever plays it chooses it for you?"
"Can we all do it?!" Ruby bounced, "I wonder what my song is!"
"I guess we'll only know if were fighting," Weiss chimed in, "But who gets the song? You or your opponent?"
"We'll never know," Nora played up her mysterious voice, "We'll have to fight and see!"
"My question is," Yang formed a lecherous smile, "Will music play during all forms of physical activity?" she moved her eyebrows up and down.
"Goddamn it Yang," Ruby and everybody sighed.
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So, I came up with this while I procrastinated every other story I write so yeah. Ta-da! This'll be something I do when I procrastinate, which will be everyday…
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