ONE SHOT LOVING!

Hey! Was up everybody!? I decided to write a NejiSaku one shot and a SaiSaku one shot all in one! If you guys end up liking it and want me to write a full story on them let me know by reviewing at the end! And to those who asked for that lemon in Beauty From Pain. Don't worry I'll be posting that possibly tomorrow or Wednesday!

Sakura: why me?

Me: b/c I will bite weasel-kun if you don't!

Itachi: hn... (Translation: Sakura do it I don't want to be bleeding again! Hidan will freaking eat me! And Tobi won't leave me alone for a week!)

Sakura: I don't think he cares Stormie-chan

Tobi: Can Tobi do it?

Me: yeah go ahead Tobi-kun

Tobi: Stormie Rose-chan does not own Naruto or us no matter how much she uses her voodoo dolls to control the owner of Naruto.

Me: OH THANKS TOBI (growls: now to go kill that voodoo dude)

Everyone else: (sweat drops) she's crazy yeah (we all know who that is)

NEJI'S POV

"AHHH MY LONG TIME RIVAL HAS FINALLY ARRIVED NOW I MAY SHOW SAKURA-CHAN THAT I AM THE ONE FOR HER!" I glare at Konoha's handsome devil and activate my Byakugan (A/N: don't know how to freaking spell it so!:P). Sakura sits in the tree slightly giggling and says, "Neji-kun make sure not to hurt him too much. I'm kind of low on chakra!" Lee laughs and throws her one of his 'thousand watt' smile blinding everyone in a ten mile radius no joke.

(Time skip 1 minute)

I stare down at the chakra blocked boy with an impassive look and walk to MY girlfriend who glares and punches me harshly in the arm as her and Tenten help lee up. Tenten sighs and carries her boyfriend home with a polite goodbye to sakura who turns to me with a rather innocent smile that told me to run and run very fast. She speaks cheerily, "Oh Neji-chan. Please tell me one GOOD reason for me not to kick your sorry little Pompous ass." She cracks her knuckles and advances towards me as I back away only to hit a tree. I search my brain trying to find a good escape route only to realize that with Sakura I'm going to be in more trouble by running. I look up only to hear sakura yell, "SHANORRO!" Her fist collides with my stomach and I hear my ribs crack as she glares down at me.

SAKURA'S POV

I glare down at my boyfriend and sigh as he clutches his ribs. I kneel down in front of him and heal his ribs. He smirks and pulls me forward into his lap as he leans his forehead against mine, "God Sakura. Tell me why I love you so much?" With a playful smirk I answer, "Cause I'm the only person who can deal with your iced attitude and still not get bored of you especially since you always seem to have a pole stuck up your ass." He looks at me shocked but then chuckles huskily and leans forward, "You're absolutely right. That's why you're going to marry me." He pulls out a black box and opens it. I look at the silver band with the 3 diamonds (A/N: one pink diamond in the middle of 2 lavender diamonds.) I scream and throw my arms around his neck and kiss him happily. Neji smirks, "Hn. You didn't even have to answer it was fate that told me we would wed."