Alright, Kuja and Zidane, look out, here I come!

There is mature content in this story later on, so if you don't like buttsecks, I wouldn't go on.

I'm writing this due to the shortage of Kuja/Zidane on the internet.

I always have to pick the pairings that are the least popular.

Meh.

Jeez… After everything, you would have guessed he would have learned his lesson by now. But no, Kuja just had to come back. I guess I was happy with Garnet, but there wasn't any excitement anymore… I don't really wanna admit it, but I guess I was glad Kuja has made a comeback.

I couldn't wait to go and get Vivi and Freya to get the old party back together. Vivi was probably at Black Mage Village, and Freya at Burmecia. I'll have to send someone to go get them; I couldn't really be all that bothered to get them myself. I've had the lazy, cushy life lately, but I guess that had to stop.

"Hey Zidane, Freya and Vivi are outside the castle." Garnet announced, walking in.

"You're not dressed up for going out?"

"… I can't go…"

"Wait, what?"

"I'm Queen of an entire kingdom now... I can't just go off with you and the others."

"Of course you can! It'll just be like old times!"

"Zidane…"

"Alright then. I guess I'll see you later then."

The three, being me, Vivi and Freya walked toward the swirling quicksand, just knowing what was gonna happen.

"We'll have to try our best to stay conscious this time." Freya said.

"I didn't like going though there last time..." Vivi muttered.

"If you guys wanna go back, that's alright with me..."

"Of course not!" They both shouted in unison.

"Alright then, let's go!"

I woke up in a very familiar place... I looked around, and slumped to the floor.

"Damn. So much for staying conscious!" I shouted at myself, "Dammit Kuja! If your gonna do something, then do it already!"

If you say so…

I heard his voice go though my head, and watched the door open from inside my prison.

Come and see me… You know where I am…

"Unfortunately…" I muttered, walking out of my prison.

Hurrying down the familiar path to Kuja's room, my tail swayed back and forth, like an agitated cat. I opened the doors, and my eyes wandered around the room, soon finding Kuja.

"What are you up to this time…?" I asked him, like a mother would ask a naughty child.

"Why, can't I even see my own brother without getting scolded?"

I smiled and walked over to him.

"I guess not. Where are Vivi and Freya?"

"Oh, I let them go hours ago, you've been sleeping for quite awhile. I merely told them to go without fuss, and I wouldn't hurt you."

Feeling a lot more relieved, I sat down next to Kuja, my eyes wandering over his feminine body. I shivered slightly, but I wasn't sure if it was from the cold.

"So, what do you want?" I asked, yawning, feeling tired all of a sudden.

"You seem tired. Why don't you rest a little first?"

I got up and sat by the fire, trying to warm myself up. Watching the flickers made me feel even more tired. I heard Kuja get up, and he came over to me, sitting next to me.

"You can go to sleep if you want to; I won't try anything."

I muttered something incoherent, and crawled closer to the fire, lying on my stomach. My tail swished above me, and I heard Kuja lye next to me. His tail wrapped around mine, but it didn't bother me; although sometimes my tail could be an erogenous zone, which I really didn't get myself.

I rolled over, looking for more warmth, finding it in Kuja's body heat. Instinctively I nuzzled my head into his chest and soon fell asleep.