I'm going insane. I severely lack Zoro/Sanji. I think I've literally read ever english Zoro/Sanji fic out there including the drabbles from Onepieceyaoi100. So I decided to write my own. It's not the same though. But anyways, yes I'm sorry this fic is so bad. but please Review!

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. If I did, then it would be impossible for 4Kids to edit out all of the yaoi. Also Ace and Luffy would be more than brothers if you know what I am saying cough cough.

The moment he woke up, Zoro decided it was going to be one of those days. The kind that made you wish that you could just go back to sleep. After waking up later than normal, going to breakfast only to find that Luffy has once again eaten his share, pulling a muscle while training, and getting badgered by Nami about the debt he had yet to pay back, Zoro was definetly contemplating a nice long nap. He was just about to lay down on the deck when he heard the familiar sound of shuffling footsteps heading in his direction.

"Oi, Zoro, I have a question for you."

Zoro turned around to see Sanji, the ships cook standing in front of him, cigarette hanging loosely between his lips.

"What is it then?"

"If someone were to randomly walk up and kiss you, what would you do?"

"WHAT THE HELL KINDA QUESTION IS THAT!?!"

"Just answer the damn question, asshole!"

Zoro shook his head and sighed. "Um...I guess...it'd depend on the person...or whatever."

Sanji nodded, "Ok. Good enough. Don't move."

Zoro watched, confused as Sanji walked back into the kitchen and shut the door. 'What was that...?' Zoro shrugged and started to resume his original idea. The slamming of the door brought his attention to Sanji who was walking back towards him. 'What is he doing no-'. His train of thought was cut off as Sanji walked up and pressed his lips to Zoro's. He didn't even have time to be shocked though, as the blonde pulled away and walked back into the kitchen without a word. Zoro waited for a second to see if he was going to come out again before laying down on deck with his hands behind his head. Yes. It was just one of those days.

Well thats that. How was it? Please review. I like good reviews so don't review if you didn't like it and your planning on telling me how much you hated it and how you think I should die and all of that crap.