Disclaimer: Own nothing. As always. Besides the novel based on Supernatural, the first season dvds and several autographed pics of the boys.
Bumper Stickers That Have Never Been On The Impala
… But Should've Been Put On Years Ago
Fight crime…Shoot back.
This car protected by a Winchester's firearm.
A fool and his money are my best friends.
Do Not Wash - - This car's undergoing a scientific dirt test.
Get in. Sit down. Shut up. Hang on.
Go ahead and honk…I'm reloading
I do not lie, cheat or steal…unnecessarily.
Join the Marines: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them.
U.S. Marine Corps. --Everything destroyed in 30 min. or the next one's free.
If it's too loud, you're too old.
Wink. I'll do the rest.
Don't laugh at these fogged up windows, your daughter's in here.
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
If you love your life as much as I love my car, don't steal it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Normal people worry me.
Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
My mind is like a steel trap. Dirty and illegal in most states.
If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it.
Lawyers have feelings too…allegedly.
Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
I had the right to remain silent. But I didn't have the ability.
If you are what you eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Honk if you've never seen a gun shot from a moving vehicle.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
I do not even know how I got on this subject, but even I was surprised at how many bumper stickers would so match the boys (y'know if it weren't for the whole preciousness that is the Metallicar)
Mostly I'm just trying to break through a major writer's block but instead I ended up with this crack!fic