DISCAIMER: I do NOT own Naruto or any other relating items including characters and abilities unless stated otherwise. Naruto is Copyrighted to Masashi Kishimoto.

Yay! I'm so excited! My first story! This is meant to be a comedy, romance, and adventure... My friend and I wrote it in sections. Let's see if you can figure out who wrote what...It'll be hard seeing as I edited the whole thing. XD It began as a simple question..."What would it be like in the Naruto world and be abducted by the Akatsuki?" Seeing as we both liked certain Akatsuki members (WARNING: OCxDeidara and OCxSasori! Just so you know...)(which you can guess from the title alone...) I had the brilliant cough idea to begin this tale.

Please reveiw after reading! I appreciate reviews greatly...I live off them. Ha! Not really, but reviews are really important. They tell me what I can do better, ideas on to write, things that are good or bad. Well, I hope you enjoy this as much as I, we, had having fun writing it!

And thus it begins:

It was about mid-afternoon when two kunoichi were summoned to the Hokage's office. One, with short black hair, was named Aki, the other, with long blonde hair was called Nai. They were jounin level and succeeded in graduating the Academy at an early age as well as speeding through the missions as ANBU at one point. They were the best of friends and their teamwork rivaled that of other, longer partnered teams. As they climbed the stairs to the Hokage's office, an energetic, spiky blonde haired boy scrambled down the stairs, clearly distressed. "N-Naruto! Get back up here! I was just kidding!" called out Tsunade. Her light brown hair hung over her face as she leaned around the door. Before the two kunoichi could realize what happened, Naruto was gone and Tsunade was beckoning to them in a defeated manner.

"That boy..." Tsunade mumbled. She sauntered to her desk and fell into her chair. The questioning looks from the kunoichi caused Tsunade to answer. "He was muttering about his lousy missions again and compared to the assignments he had against Akatsuki...they really are boring. This time I threatened him that he would have to be on cleaning duty for this building for the next three months if he didn't behave," Tsunade sighed. Nai and Aki nearly burst out laughing, but they held it in, their faces themselves enough to make each other laugh. Before anyone could begin laughing, Tsunade coughed and announced, "You two have been summoned today for a special mission!"

Aki and Nai stood to attention. "As you know, the Akatsuki have been on the move, attempting to take Naruto because of his ...Condition. However, you heard that even the Kazekage, Gaara, was defeated by the Akatsuki resulting in his near death. Therefore, we have decided to send a search and gather mission for you two." Tsunade lifted a packet of papers and examined it. "You both have exceptional abilities and have been suggested for this assignment. What you are to do is to search the vicinity of Akatsuki's last appearance and track them down. Although we found one of their hideouts, it's highly unlikely that they will continue to use that place. That's why we need you to find and follow any Akatsuki member you find. Remember; try to avoid battle, they are notorious for being extremely strong. Once you find enough information, return immediately. Konoha is relying on you: Naruto is relying on you."At the mention of the spunky kid's name, the kunoichi stood straighter and became even more determined to complete the mission. "If you fail to find them within the next three days, return. If one of you is captured, the other must return. If both are captured, try your best to escape. It seems that the Akatsuki can make people into 'puppets' unconsciously. This mission is of the utmost importance, if you fail...It could mean the end of Konohagakure as we know it. Now go! You leave in one hour!" Nai and Aki replied, "Hai!" and left the room.

Kiba and Akamaru were walking down the street. Akamaru barked and Kiba peered up. His eyes met Nai's and she blushed. She waved her hand and Kiba waved back before continuing his walk withhis dog and partner. Nai slid into her home, sighing. She grabbed her things and paused, looking at an old picture of the trip with Naruto,Sakura, and Aki.

Elsewhere, Aki arrived at her home, closing the balcony window as she entered. She gathered her equipment and a bottle of water when she happened to see the photo of the day Nai, Sakura, Naruto, and herself when out to have fun. She grinned and said aloud, "Don't worry, Naruto! I'll do this mission the way you would since you can't do it under orders!" Aki took on a cliché pose as she promised an imaginary Naruto to do her best. Both kunoichi left their houses and ran to the gate. Izumo and Kotetsu, who were carrying stacks of papers, greeted them briefly, wishing them luck. The girls nodded and turned to the gate. "Here goes," said Nai, her face serious. "Mmm," Aki replied, almost glaring at the path. They embarked on their journey, sure footed and determined, but completely unprepared for what would happen, unbeknownst to them.

The sun was setting about an hour into their travels. The golden rays of the sun stained the sky orange and red, the clouds like smears of pale yellows. Aki was whistling a catchy tune and Nai was staring at the trees. As the light diminished, fireflies came out, little luminescent dots sparkling like wandering stars. Nai looked to Aki, who continued to march along at her speedy rate. "A...HEM," Nai said, narrowing her eyes at Aki. The ninja in question turned her head slightly and looked at Nai. "Eh?" she asked. Nai pointed at the sky and stopped walking. "It's passed dinner..." "Oh. Now what?" Aki asked, grinning, purposely annoying Nai. Nai twitched and then replied, "We aught to set up camp and eat." "Ah," was all that Aki said as she kept walking. Nai sighed and followed the stubborn girl. Aki giggled and she slowed her pace. "Come on, we've only been out for about three hours. Remember, we have a time limit," she said in a consoling tone. Nai rolled her eyes and Aki finally gave in, laughing.

They walked a ways into the forest and started a small campfire to cook a stew. As the soup began to boil in the lightweight pot they brought, Aki started to speak, "Well, I think we covered quite a distance. Do you think we beat our old record?" Nai snorted and said in reply, "We beat our record for moving the slowest." "Aww, come on, we were walking only the last bit! It must've been about thirty miles, eh?" "Don't you wish, Aki," Nai said, barely concealing her laugh. "Well, we're halfway aren't we?" asked Aki. "I think so..." Nai answered. The food was bubbling and the girls took out their bowls and spoons and began to pour out the soup. "Smells good doesn't it?" asked Aki. "Sure does!" Aki smiled, proud of herself, "Thank you, Nai!" "Hmm? For what?"Nai asked. "D...Didn't you just compliment my soup?" "I was about to, but you complimented it yourself," Nai said. "I didn't say...Then...who?" Aki said, suspicious. The two girls lowered their bowls and pulled out their kunai.

"Show yourself, whoever you are!" Nai called out. There was a rustle in the bushes and a shadow rose from the darkness. The girls strained their eyes, trying to get a glimpse of whom or what it could be."Come out into the open!" Aki ordered, sliding into a crouch. The figure took a step forward, inching into the campfire's ring of light. "Oh," Nai gasped.

So how was it? Interesting? Fun? Boring? Please tell me!!