(A crazed fanmade musical)
Author's Note: What the heck is this, you ask? Simple, it's a musical about the events that take place in Kirby's Dreamland. (That's why "Dreamland" is in the title, to avoid confusion with the anime.) Personified Kirby Opera, pretty much. Yes, the characters everyone knows so well are now some people in (hopefully) nice costumes singing on a stage, so you'll kind of have to use your imagination to make things work out like we all remember in the games. I promise that none of the songs intend to rhyme just for rhyming's sake (remember, they'd be translated), and none of them will be sung to any game tunes, because the Kirby's Adventure OST already kicked butt with that and I cannot compare. (Oh, how I love this soundtrack.) Hopefully if the readers aren't irritated/disturbed/traumatized enough to execute me immediately, there will be a second musical. But why am I doing this? Well, I've reached a roadblock on the story I was currently working on, but still wanted to write something about Kirby… And I've been listening too much to the Kirby's Adventure OST and staring too long at the lyrics for the Sailor Moon musicals, one of which I would really like to see. And I fell on my head at age five running beside a pool and then followed that up coming into contact with a cave's low ceiling and have been careless getting out of cars the whole while. It's a miracle I'm still sane.
…at least I think I still am.
The Cast
Ozawa Masako as Kirby
Hayashibara Shinji as Poppy Bros. Senior
Sakamoto Hataro as Whispy Woods
Iwata Izumi as Lololo
Takahashi Kaguya as Lalala
Nakajima Hikaru as Kaboola
Kikuchi Seiko as Chibi Kracko
Tsukiyama Sai as Kracko
Miyamoto Rui as Great King Dedede
Random Dreamlanders who are too numerous to have their names specified
Random Baddies who are too numerous to have their names specified
(These are NOT real people, just some folks I made up to make it look more like a musical… well, except for one, you figure out who that is and when you do please don't shoot me. I decided to follow the somewhat time-honored tradition of having a female actor for some younger-sounding/higher-pitched male characters... or what I thought would work better in that case anyhow. And I know we all wish it could happen, but Oomoto Makiko would probably not want to star in a crazed fan musical, which is why somebody else is Kirby and not her. Sorry, folks, there's a downside to being an all-rabid-fan-production.)