Title: Synapse Malfunction?
Author: ran_mouri82
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Disclaimer: No own Ouran High School Host Club. Wish I did, but I do not.
Warnings: First Ouran ficlet ever!
Notes: There must be a logical reason Tamaki's allure fails on Haruhi, right? (Originally published 6/30/2006; ouran_100: #1—beginnings)

This is a complete drabble series I once posted on the LiveJournal community ouran_100. Please enjoy!


Synapse Malfunction?

Haruhi found Tamaki gazing through the window on the gardens below. "You wanted to see me?"

"Yes," Tamaki said, knitting his brow. "You see, I'm beginning to . . . have doubts."

Haruhi blinked. Does he want to write off my debt? But that's not like him—I think.

Suddenly, Tamaki whirled, snatching Haruhi's chin so their noses almost touched. "Do you feel nothing? Nothing at all?"

"I'm beginning to feel irritated," Haruhi replied, twitching an eyebrow as she shrugged him away and left. "I've got an exam to study for."

Tamaki gasped. Now I'm certain! Haruhi's—concealing a nerve disorder!

"Poor thing . . . ."