Dear Audrey, Love Seymour

by extrafont

An AU where Seymour doesn't kill the plant (aka Audrey II) after Audrey dies. Instead, he goes insane, writing letters to her as if she's only gone away on a trip and doing more evil, terrible things to take 'revenge' for her death.

Author's Note: I don't own any of these characters. Anyway, enjoy reading!

Chapter 1:

Dear Audrey,

It's been a couple days since you've gone away. How's your sister? I hope her house is nice.

Anyway, business is booming. We got a new business partner - Patrick Martin - and he plans to sell these Audrey II's all over the U.S.A! The first order is being shipped out tomorrow. It's a great thing, because that damned plant in the shop is going with it - straight to the President! No more squalling! Isn't that great?

I wish you would come home soon, Audrey. I hired some urchins off the street - Crystal, Ronette, and Chiffon, I think their names are? - to be employees. They work great! They're happy to get money, they sing beautifully, and Crystal talks about you all. The. Time.

It makes me happy to talk about you. I miss you so much!

Anyway, I'll end this letter now. It's getting late, and I've got to go handle finances.

Miss you!

Love, Seymour